Brine Labs: Antarctic Research Center, Antarctica
March 28th 2016
(Skipper's POV)
We were outside the Antarctic Research Center. "Why would Dave be interested in the middle of the icy wasteland?" I said, "the nearest penguin colony is miles away." "Skipper," Kowalski said, "we appeared to be surrounded." "What!" I shouted. "Skipper!" Private shouted, "Octopi incoming!" We were quickly surrounded by Octopi and was instantly captured. The Octopi rudely shoved us into a cage and pulled us into the dark and ominous interior of the base. The cage was pushed onto a lift and then we descended to Dave's main lab. "Skipper! Kowalski! Rico! And Private!," Dave shouted, "the gangs all here!" "What is your sick and twisted plan this time Daryl!" "Dave," Kowalski whispered. "Well Dan what is the plan," I said.
"Get my name right at least once!" the infuriated octopus replied, "and then maybe I'll tell you my plans." "At least Blowhole isn't rude about it," Private replied. "How about we try something blowhole hasn't though of before," Dave said, "why don't I kill you and then put my plans into action." "Well, what is the point of destroying the world if our arch-rivals didn't knew we did it?" a voice said. "That's impossible," Kowalski said. "Nothing is impossible Pen-gu-wins!" Blowhole said as he appeared out of the shadows. "Wait a minutes neither of you should be here," I said. I pointed at Dave, "You were turned to ash," I said. "I'll going let you keep guessing," Dave replied. I pointed at blowhole, "And your supposed to be in North Wind's Madagascar supermax prison!" "I did tell you that I have Agent everywhere," Blowhole said turning to Red One," Didn't I?" "How should I knew I was unconscious when the North Wind arrested you," Red one said. "Oh…funny the things that slip you mind," Blowhole replied.
And then Blowhole's computer with it's ridiculiously deep voice said, "would you like me to play a recording of you saying those exact words?" "Go ahead," Blowhole replied. "This is not the end Pen-gu-wins! I will not be imprisoned for long! Don't you forget Skipper I have Agents Everywhere! And one day very soon I will return to have my re…End of Recording" "You were arrested by the North Wind!?" Dave said. "I escaped," Blowhole replied. "but you were still arrested by the North Wind!" Dave said. "What are you going to do call them?" blowhole said, "You don't even know how to use skype!" "I do know how to use it!" Dave said turning to the control panel, "Now what button do I press!" "Dave!" Kowalski said, "Your microphone it's not on!" Classifed appeared on the screen, "hit the button with the picture of the microphone!" "Every time a villain calls in this happens."
"Move over!" Blowhole shouted before letting out his maddening evil laugh, "Greetings North Wind! It is I Dr. Blowhole with proof that your Prison security is useless!" "How did you escape Prison bottlenose!" Classified said. "What are you doing in Dave's base?" Blowhole said. "We're not in Dave's base," Classified said. "Also I know the location of all your bases," Blowhole replied. "No!" Classified said. Blowhole pushed a button on his control panel and Classified, Eva, Corporal, and short fuse appeared in the lab. "Why did you teleport the North Wind here!" Dave shouted. "Killing two birds with one stone," blowhole replied. Classified held up his watch and pushed a button and the North Wind disappeared in a flash of light. "Oh," Blowhole shouted, "I guess you can watch our plans unfold live!" "I don't think so," Classified said cutting the connection. The Big Screen had a message on it, " _[End Transmission…]"
"Do you really know the location of all the bases?" I said. "No I was bluffing," Blowhole replied, "Er…I mean…of course I do!" "right…" I said. "Now perhaps you are wondering what our plan is," Blowhole said. "The suspense is killing me," I replied. "sarcastism will not serve you well today," Blowhole replied, "Behold the…" "DINOSAURFICATION RAY!" "The Dinosaurfication ray?" Kowalski said. "or The Dinofier for short," Blowhole replied. "that has got be the most ridicolus thing I ever heard!" Kowalski said. Blowhole fired the ray and turned Kowalski into a T-rex…as the room had a low ceiling Kowalski got smashed and couldn't move. "Oh it's not ridicolus," Kowalski replied. "Turn him back right now!" I shouted. "Sure…After I turn the four of you!" Rico hacked up the penguinfication ray and fired at the dinofication ray. The massive weapon over loaded and then blew up. Rico returned Kowalski to normal and then turned the penguinfication gun on blowhole. I shook my head. Blowhole took that instant escape his lobsters fleeing with him. The Octopi instantly surrendered at the sight of the penguinfication gun.
"Please! Don't turn me into a penguin!" Dave said. "I think It's time you got a new understanding and respect for penguins," I said. Kowalski raised the penguinfication gun and fired. The beam turned Dave into a penguin and then started to bounce off a bunch of mirrors and a disco ball turning dave's entire octopi army into penguins. "You will pay for this!" Dave shouted, "I will find a way to turn me and my army back to normal! Mark my words!" Dave and his entire army teleported away presumable back to his sub. "Now that's what I call a mission accomplished," I said, "Private call the North Wind to clear this place out….they might find some useful intel or something." And then the entire building exploded knocking us across the empty tundra. "Okay! Dave activated the self-destruct," I shouted, "what else could go wrong!" As soon as I shouted this the Dalek fleet appeared above us and we were surrounded by daleks. "You are now prisoners of the daleks!" "Please forgive me for this," Kowalski said angerly, "but I suggest you shut you fishhole!" "I deserve that," I replied.
(end of chapter two)