A.I.R.S SOARS NEW HEIGHTS


The A.I.R.S Company (AZKABAN IN-MATE REHABILITATION SYSTEM) has recently released an official statement that they have been given the vote by the Ministry to start their new Peer Letter project. The company's leaders believe that with a little human contact some of the in mates may find peace with their life sentences. The A.I.R.S Company does not condone what the prisoners had done to deserve their sentences but believes that everyone should have someone that they can talk to and that this program gives the in mates a revenue in which they can release their grief and possibly regret.

The head of the A.I.R.S company, Miss Luna Lovegood (aged twenty-five) said
"That [she] doubted whether any of the in mates had every been given the chance to really open up to anyone. Lovegood continued to say that she wondered whether they had every had the opportunity given to them at all within their lives."

Miss Lovegood also added on a later date, that all the participants writing to the in mates were strictly voluntaries and to kept their identities anonymous to the inmates they would all be given a number to use to be identified with. It was stressed that at any point in the program they felt no longer comfortable with their inmate that they could suspend their contract and that it would all end there no strings attached. What Miss Lovegood did not release was that whatever the inmates write to one of the A.I.R.S company voluntaries is highly confidential and that the Ministry has put a ban on all contents from ever being leaked to the Prophet. So no juicy gossip for any of our fellow readers.

The atypical blond has had overwhelming support for the program. On top of the Ministry's benediction, war hero Hermione Granger is rumored to be one of the volunteers participating in the program. Little has been said about who the brains of the Golden Trio had been assigned to correspond with, but when asked on the subject Miss Granger simply said, "An innocent man."

This comment leaves everyone here at the Daily Prophet in quite a spin. Maybe you can answer that has left us speechless, who could the best friend of Harry Potter consider an innocent inside the cold walls of Azkaban? And does she have interior motives for joining the Peers Letter program?