Disclaimer: Vampire Diaries and characters is not mine, my imagination made the rest.

English is not my first language, sorry.

Bonnie Bennett did not want to register, she did not want to create this profile, and she did not want to write to this unknown person, but desperate feelings cause desperate actions. She was a single 23 year old who was studying journalism, and her roommate was Caroline who was in marketing studies. Caroline had been there for Bonnie ever since Bonnie's life took a wrong turn. After her separation with her ex-boyfriend, Jeremy Gilbert, Bonnie was a mess. She refused to go on any of the dates that Caroline organized for her, so she convinced her to register on this hyper-known dating website to perhaps find a soul mate. What Caroline did not know is that Bonnie had to leave America at the end of the year. Her visa was about to expire, and she had to find a way to stay in New York, to stay in America.

Yes, Bonnie Bennett was from England. She had come to America to live the American dream,, escape her family, and her life. Create a new one. But the visa did not allow her to stay. She asked Jeremy if he would marry her to keep the visa, but he asked her to give him money in return. Maybe she was naive for not noticing him sleeping with anyone with a vagina, but she thought she loved him. She thought he would do anything to keep her with him. But she was mistaken.

Asshole

Shortly after her separation, she met Elijah. He was older than her, and he was gentle with her. There were no strings attached, just sex. At that time she did not want complications, she just wanted the affection that Elijah gave her. Bonnie never spoke about him to Caroline,for she was ashamed. Elijah was the kind of men who had special desires she was not ready to talk about with Carolina. But no matter, she broke up with him quite suddenly. She just wanted to hibernate for the rest of her life, but she could not. She had to find love, or at least pretend, and if she would find some she would consider returning it.

Damon was sitting on his chair with a glass of bourbon in his hand. He had just come back from his trip to Japan, and he wanted to try this new website to see if it was indeed a boring as it sounded. He created his profile (at least he tried). He drank two glasses of bourbon before finding the alias that he wanted. The purpose of this site is for people to find each other anonymously, so there was no photo; just a shitload of questions he had to answer. He squinted at his computer and then he took his cell phone to call Alaric.

"What is this shit Ric? Really? Listen the stupid question I'm supposed to answer… what is your favorite fruit?" He said annoyed.

"So? What is your favorite fruit?" Ric said, laughing.

"It's pussy. Which happens to be the reason I am divorced since I eat my favourite fruit constantly."

"Damon I just want to sleep. Answer the damn question and maybe you will find your future wife," He says impatiently.

"I swear if I get asked any more questions like this I will sue them for their stupidity."

"Yeah, yeah. Bye."

After hanging up he decided to answer all of the questions, and when his profile was finally complete he had finished another glass of bourbon. He turned off the lights of his office and went to bed with the computer on his lap. He surfed through the profiles and saw no one interesting, but then he stumbled upon a profile that pleased him and he clicked the private message button.

"Hey Sugar Bonbon," he writes. Damon smiled at the nickname he liked well and took another sip of bourbon waiting for a response.

"Hi Mister Blue," Bonnie laughed at the nickname, she imagined a blue teddy bear, she loves teddies. When Bonnie clicked the profile of Mister blue, she laughed at his answers and saw they have 11% compatibility. She laughed at his description of himself saying he is a dick but a seductive dick, and she laughed when she saw that his favorite fruit is pussy.

"So, when can we see each other?" Damon writes.

"Oh my God, be patient Mister Blue. Do you Know that you are hilarious? Really, your profile is too funny," Bonnie responds.

"And your profile is boring," Damon types, smiling. Maybe he writes like an old pervert but he doesn't care at the moment.

"I do not care if you think it's boring. There are other men who are lining up to talk to me right now," Bonnie types, biting her lip. She could not say she was an emotional mess and the only ones who have written her were all perverts.

"Liar, liar, liar ... I like the name Sugar Bonbon just to let you know. "

"Thank you, Mister Blue," she replied, and then got up and went to pee.

"So Bonbon, why the hell are you in this dating site?" He asked. He tapped the side of his computer waiting for a response but the minutes passed without answer.

"So I see you have already gotten bored of me BonBon. I guess I need to revise my approach then."

"Lol no Mister blue, I was peeing," wrote Bonnie, laughing.

"Oh. Wait a minute I have to go too." Bonnie smiled but tried to put an image of sexy Jesse Williams in her head, she did not want to imagine an 80 year-old peeing. She just seemed to realize she had no idea who she was talking to.

"Have you finished yet, or do you have syphilis? :D"

"Lol do not worry. But if you'd like you can come to verify Bonbon."

"No thank you: p"

"Why did you write in your summary: I want a man who can make my crazy feel normal? Are you a jealous and possessive kind of girl? "

"I'm talking about being myself. I want to be myself with a man, do crazy and stupid things without being afraid," Bonnie answered. She thought about Jeremy and Elijah with who she could not be herself but she had to be perfect. Bonnie did not want to be perfect anymore.

"Tell me about this crazy things Bonbon."

"Um ok crazy things: making pillow forts, traveling on a whim, make love in an elevator, stay a whole weekend with him in pajamas with no makeup lol. Jump out of a plane in a parachute, maybe show my breasts to a celebrity lol, break a guitar like a rockstar ... Um, I don't know I'm pretty spontaneous in my head but I don't really have the courage to do what I want, "Bonnie replied sincerely, she meant every word. At least she can talk about her frustrations with someone, regardless a stranger. Hey, it's cheaper than going to a psychiatrist.

Damon read the message and he bent his head to the side with a thoughtful look. Bonbon has been a little stuck, he could say he had done all the things she cited. Even show his breasts to a celebrity, he instead saw the breasts of a celebrity and he even licked them.

"We will do it if you want."

"Lol have sex in an elevator? "

"Have sex in a rocket if you want."

"And what do you want to do now? "

"Fuck you senseless."

"OMG be a gentleman just a minute."

"I want to find a good girl and have a child maybe two."

"I don't really think about it. It is not really a crazy thing."

"It's a crazy thing for me."

"Mister blue ..."

"Yes? "

"I still want to pee ;)" Bonnie laughed and ran to the bathroom and she quickly peed, she ran to the bed laughing like a little girl. Good thing Caroline was at her boyfriends place for the night, she was riding on the bed. Unfortunately, she hit her thumb on the edge of the bed and she swore like a pirate for 10 minutes before finally sitting.

"I'm here."

"Are you sure that it was just a pee? "

"OMG shut up, I banged the thumb on the edge of the bed and it hurts like a bitch."

" Aw, my poor blackbird."

"Blackbird, really? Ohh in fact what do you look like Mister blue? "Bonnie wrote curiously, she knows there's a good chance that everything he says was a lie but she wants to play the game just for few minutes. Damon thought for a moment and decided to say exactly the opposite of what he looks like.

"Um I'm tall, very black skin, eyes light brown, curly hair and I have beautiful buttocks" Damon said and Bonnie squinted while reading.

"Yes sure and my name is Queen Elizabeth and my son Harry is waiting me in Buckingham palace," she said out loud to herself, rolling her eyes.

"lol so it's your turn."

"I have brown skin, the color of my eyes is green, I am short like 5'2, and I have big boobs," Bonnie laughed, speaking of her breasts because they are not big at all.

"Big boobs, huh? "

"Yeah yeah," wrote Bonnie yawning, she did not realize that it had been an hour. "Mister blue I need to go to sleep"

"Ohh come on, tomorrow is Saturday."

"And I am one of the people who work on Saturday," wrote Bonnie.

"Ok Bonbon do not forget to write me tomorrow ok? "

"Lol you miss me already. Oh, so sweet of you!"

"Goodnight Blackbird."

"Goodnight Mister Blue."

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