T: Here is my newest story for you, the reader, merriment. As mentioned this is KH2 but gone horribly wrong, a parody on a popular game from my dark mind (it's not really dark, quite the opposite). Anyway here you are enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts 2 or any other film or game that is mentioned in my story, they belong to their original creators.

In the realm of Darkness lay a beach, on the beach sat a man wearing a black trench coat with a hood covering his face, he wore a name badge saying 'Not – Xemnas!'. This person sat on a small rock which had died from the weight of the mysterious figure. He sat happily on the rock, planning all sorts of strange plans that seemed to involve a moon and a boy who wore the biggest shoes in the universe.

Then out of the blue emerged a portal of Darkness, and out of this portal emerged another hooded figure wearing the same clothes. He fell out of the portal and landed flat on his face, an arm extended from the portal yelling something.

"Don't ever let me catch you in this pub again!!" The hand went back through the portal which disappeared.

The hooded figure stood up and cursed silently at the bartender who refused to serve him a drink of Coca-Cola because he was 'Under aged'. He then walked over to the other hooded figure to start an hour's worth of complaining but was interrupted by him speaking first.

"You have arrived..." The hooded figure on the rock looked to the other hooded guy who had arrived.

"Well duh!" The other figure didn't seem to have a voice at all, but thanks to subtitles, everyone was able to make sense of what he was saying.

"I've been to see him..."

"Who?"

"You know who..."

"Actually I don't. You haven't given me a name or anything! A name would really be helpful you know."

"I can't! It will ruin the whole story!" The hooded figure on the rock knew that if he revealed his name, the whole universe would crumble and the script would burst into flames.

"Story? What the heck are you on about?" These words puzzled the other hooded figure.

"You will understand in time. But anyway, this guy I have seen..." The figure on the rock turned to the one standing.

"He looks a lot like you..."

"What you mean...no face, no nose, no ears, no mouth, no voice not even skin!! WHAT THE HELL!!"

"Sigh...you're hopeless."

"Yup! Oh yeah, what's your name?"

"You're telling me you have been with us for 358/2 days and you still don't know my freaking name!!" The person on the rock looked angry, even though you couldn't see it on his face.

"Uh, yeah..."

"ARGH! Anyway it's of no importance, its Xemnas."

"Xemnas?"

"F#CK!!" The figure known as 'Xemnas' seemed to be quite ticked off.

"You know if you were to rearrange the letters it says 'Manse-"

"You don't want to finish that sentence! And yes I know! All of Organization XIII freaking knows!" Xemnas threw his hands in the air with annoyance.

"Organization XIII?"

"Oh my god. HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU GET IN THIS ORGANIZATION!!" Xemnas was an inch away from the others face.

"Let me think...you let me join...you found me on the streets." The hooded figure gave a small voiceless chuckle.

"At least you aren't that thick..." Xemnas seemed to calm down a little.

"...thick...what does that mean?" Xemnas's great amount of patience had faded away into nothingness.

"I...am going...to kill you now!" He called forth his lightsabre's/Aerial blades and began to beat him into a pulp.

This endured for many an hour since the unnamed hooded figure began to ran around the beach with his arms in the air and screaming at the top of his lungs. Xemnas was riding a giant dragon armed with a machine gun and was attempting to kill him; he yelled various insults about this figures existence. Then after 78 hours of chasing and murder, Xemnas sat back on his rock and was happily drinking tea that never existed. The other figure was lying on the sand trying to catch his breath; running around continuously on sand really drained him of his energy.

"Oh yes...you! Do you remember you're true name?" Xemnas turned his head to the exhausted figure.

"Oh yeah sure, it's-" Then the scene changed to a random memory.

"NO! I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"Sora?" A girls voice echoed as the sun appeared in the sky.

The boy called Sora seemed to wake up, his eyes came into focus. He raised himself off the sand and had a look at the ocean, he yawned before resting his head down.

"I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL!!" The same girl appeared wearing one of those voodoo looking masks and frightened Sora to death. She giggled at his actions as he raised himself to his knees.

"DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN KAI-" The scene cut out and changed.

It showed some random boy with silver hair running down the beach laughing like a psycho.

"COME ON SORA YOU FAILURE!" The boy was silenced as Sora shot him in the knee. It changed to Sora who was laughing his head off, but when it came back to Kairi it went all spazzy, showing a bunch of 0's and 1's.

It showed the three of them happily sitting on a tree; they seemed to be sacrificing a chicken to some strange giant statue of a chicken. It changed again to a more peaceful time they were on the tree.

"If there are any other worlds out there, I am going to DESTROY THEM!!" Riku started to laugh at his great plan. Sora went to say something but the dreaded 0's and 1's appeared again.

It changed to a cave painting of Sora and Kairi, he was offering her a paopu fruit, and both of them had crazy smiles on the painting. Then a voice appeared.

"This world has been connected." Sora turned around to see a man in a brown robe with a name tag saying 'Not Ansem!'.

"Who the heck are you!?"

"Tied to the Darkness..."

"What? That's your name?" Sora looked quite confused.

The scene changed to Kairi's legs which Sora was happily staring at.

"Sora, don't ever change. And stop staring at my legs." The scene changed again to Riku.

"There's a freaking dark portal in the sky! Watch me fly into it!" Riku flew into the dark portal leaving Sora to be consumed by the Darkness.

The scene changed...again, to a giant creature made of darkness, Sora was shivering in pure terror while the creature seemed to stroke its moustache.

"You are going to lose against Darkside loser! Oh yeah and you understand nothing..." The voice appeared again but in a more taunting tone.

It changed again to Kairi opening a random door which spewed forth a lot of Darkness from it. It sent Kairi flying into Sora, he tried to catch her but she seemed to fade away before he could.

"Nice catch...Sora..." She sounded lifeless. Sora was then blown away by the dark wind and sent flying into a random wall.

T: There we go, I hope you liked it. Helpful reviews are appreciated but not flames, none of them, only helpful or good reviews please.

T: Till next time.