Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo or Whose line is it anyway.
Welcome to Whose line is it anyway! A show where everything's made up! At first you don't succeed try Gasser, if you can't stand the heat get out of the Hatenko, if you can't say anything nice then don't say Jelly Jiggler, and wash before rinsing Don Patch! I'm your host Bobobo come on and let's have some fun!
Bobobo: Hello and welcome to whose line is it anyway the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right just like a pickle in a club the points don't matter.
(Audience laughs)
Bobobo: When ever these guys do varies skits I give them points to tie the show together and at the end of the show I pick a winner and they get to do something special with me. And the loser has to wear it all day.
(Audience laughs)
Bobobo: Ok let's begin with a game called, "Let's make a date." In this game Gasser is a contestant on a dating type show and he has to choose from these 3 guys who have a strange identity and Gasser has to figure out what they are. When you're ready Gasser go ahead.
Gasser: (In girly voice) Bachelor #1 if you were a type of super fist what would you be?
Hatenko: says on the screen he is king kong fighting planes, RAWR! (stands on stool and pretends to be fighting planes) Rawr!
Gasser: Ok…..Bachelor #2, what would be the best way to spend a sunset?
Jelly Jiggler: says on the screen he turns into a were-hamster when startled, Well..I would have to say that…(starts to scratch self) I guess a good way would be to….be at the beach…..(starts acting like a were hamster)
Gasser: You sound like a great date. Bachelor #3, same for you.
Don Patch: says on screen he is Hunch back on Notre dome, don't look at me….
Gasser: Oh…I'm sorry. Tell me bachelor #3, were you made fun of as a kid?
Don Patch: They were always busting my hump if that's what you mean.
(Audience laughs while Gasser tries to hold it together)
Gasser: Ok Bachelor #1, if I was an exotic animal what would you use to catch me?
Hatenko: Rawr! Kong must destroy plains!
Gasser: Sounds creative bachelor 1. Bachelor #2 how would you cure me of rabies?
Jelly Jiggler: Ah don't say that! (turns into a were-hamster and bites Hatenko)
Gasser: Oh you're a feisty one bachelor #2. Bachelor #3 I speak fluent Spanish. What language do you speak?
Don Patch: I speak the language of LOVE!
(Audience loses in and laughs hysterically while Bobobo presses buzzer)
Bobobo: Ok, so Gasser what are they?
Gasser Bachelor #1 is King Kong in a fight!
Bobobo: (pushes buzzer) Yes!
Gasser: Bachelor #2 is ah…..a were-wolf?
Bobobo: Not quite.
Jelly Jiggler: I'll give you a hundred bucks if you figure it out.
Gasser: Oh you are like…a were rabbit! Uh…were gerbil!
Bobobo: If you don't have a gerbil, you probably have a….
Gasser: A hamster!
Bobobo: Yes! (rings buzzer)
Gasser: And Bachelor #3 is Quazy Moto, The hunchback of Notre dome!
Bobobo: Yes!
(contestants put stools back and go to their seats)
Bobobo: Ok 1000 points for everyone! Ok the next game is called Two Line Vocabulary with Hatenko, Jelly Jiggler, and Don Patch. In this game Jelly Jiggler can say anything while Hatenko and Don can only say two words. Hatenko your only words are "What's that?" and "Big balls of fire." Don Patch you're only words are "Is it lunch yet?" and "Should I open my fly?" The scene is Gasser is the captain of the S.S. Wiggin and you are under attack. When you're ready take it away!
Jelly: Status report?
Hatenko: What's that?
Jelly: It's the condition of the ship.
Don: Is it lunch yet?
Jelly: No not yet.
Hatenko: Great balls of fire!
Jelly: You right! An enemy ship!
Jelly: Should I open my fly?
Jelly: No! Look go fire the cannon!
Hatenko: What's that?
Jelly: The giant thing that shot's cannon balls!
Don: Is it lunch yet?
Jelly: No! Can't you see we're under attack?
Hatenko: Great balls of fire!
Jelly: Ahh! The fire ball is on my Leg!
Don: Should I open my fly?
Jelly: Yes! Burn out this fire ball!
(buzzer rings)
Bobobo: Ok that's enough!
(Don, Gasser and Hatenko go back to seats as Audience)
Bobobo: 5 million points! Eat my dust Regis!
(Audience laughs and claps)
Next Chapter coming soon folks!