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'Nut': I was wondering what would happen if the Chairman ever did give Zero the infamous talk. This is a product of my insanity and sleep deprivation.

"Kiryuu-kun, I have an important matter I need to discuss with you." Kaien said as he walked into Zero's room a few nights after his parent's deaths and brother's disappearance. Zero looked at Cross with annoyance.

"What is it?" He asked and the Chairman sat down on the bed next to the boy.

"Since you're living here and my adorable daughter is here too, I have to talk to you about an important matter." Kaien said and looked at the 13-year old.

"Get to the point already." Zero said and Kaien smiled.

"Tell me, have your parents ever talked to you about... the birds and the bees?" Cross asked and the boy shook his head, not even knowing where this conversation was going, "Well..." Kaien somehow got two puppets onto his hand. One resembled a female while the other resembled a male, "When a mommy," He lifted his hand with the female puppet, "and a daddy," The male puppet was lifted, "Love each other very much..."

-A few hours later-

Zero quickly ran out of his room and down the stairs. He tripped over his own two feet when he was near the bottom. The boy quickly got up and ran towards a room where no one was. Yuuki saw him and blinked a few times before following him.

She found him in a closet in the fetal position. The girl wondered what had happened to make him like that. Yuuki noticed that he was mumbling that he was scarred for life.

"Zero? What is it?" The brunette asked as she walked over to him and kneeled down next to him.

"Have you ever gotten the talk where he brings out puppets?" He asked and Yuuki shook her head, "Here's some advice... run as fast as you can!"

"... Okay..." She said as Zero continued rocking back and forth.

'Nut': And that is what would happen if the Chairman EVER gave Zero "the talk" when he was a 13-year old. The talk I gave to someone wasn't pleasant... I can tell you, the person I gave it to was shocked to say the least... it was amusing though, lol.