Note: YES! It's the dreaded CSI: NY Musical! Like HSM only less torturous and more cheesy! YES! That is possible with me around! And I've decided to strike a deal. I put a funny quote from the show in each story and in return, I want a review! How's about that? Deal? Yes, ok, thank you very much! ON! WITH! THE! SHOOOOOOOW!

Ok, enough cocking around.

Disclaimer: I would say all the crap and everythin', but I'm too busy cryin' me eyes out!

Manic Monday... For Lindsay, At Least!

Lindsay Monroe snuggled under the blanket, smiling to herself. She really was having THE most wonderful dream right now.

BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP...

Then her alarm clocked ruined it all. It disappeared in a cloud of smoke, and she heaved herself up, cursing the stupid noise - creating machine.

Then she took a closer look at it. 5:00?? She could have sworn Mac told her to be at work at 6:00... So why was it set to 5:00? Then it struck her like lightning. She was supposed to turn the clock forward an hour yesterday!

'Damn!' she swore, practically flying out of bed in an attempt to make up for the lost time. At that moment, the music for a song burst out from no - where, and Lindsay Monroe burst into song:

Six oclock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissing valentino
By a crystal blue italian stream

They had to mention the details of my dream, didn't they? Lindsay thought.

But I cant be late
Cause then I guess I just wont get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

Hah!

It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
Cause thats my fun day
My 'I dont have to run' day
Its just another manic Monday

Running! I didn't get time for my morning jog... damn it...

Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn't make it on time

No, I've got to get there at 6, and it's six now, and in actual fact, I really wish I had a plane!

Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what Im gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

Shirt... trousers... what's so difficult? And I don't take the train!

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down
Doesnt it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employments down

I'm not even going to comment on that verse... Is it me or is this song getting less and less about me?

He tells me in his bedroom voice
Cmon honey, lets go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
When you're having fun

Yup, definitely going off the rails now.

She zoomed down the stairs as the song finished, sending several surprised OAPs flying in the opposite direction, and knocking down several toddlers as she shoved the door open.

'Sorry!' she yelled back.

She jammed the keys into her little, reliable Ford Mondeo fustratedly and with rather unneccesary force. She muttered to herself: 'Okay, foot to the pedal, pedal to the metal...' and drove off, with, again, rather unneccesary tyre squeal and noise, and perhaps earning herself a place in the Guinness World record books for the most HOOOOOOONKS blasted at her in 10 metres.

Sorry to torture you like that, but hey, my name is OnlyFoolsReadMyStories, so there!

Here's the funny quote. Oh, and by the way, I've decided to be generous and give a funny quote for each chapter of this story rather than for each story... so I'm expecting a lotta reviews! Anyway...

Adam (imitating the thief with the gun in the pic he's analyzing): I want some Skittles, gimme a pack of menthols and them Ho-Ho's over there. Owww, I'd love me some Ho-Ho's. And I want all your money !
Stella : Adam... ADAM !
Adam: Oh hi, I was just...

Heh... I personally found this one very funny especially when I heard it on the telly, Adam's voice was all high - pitched and cute...

ANYWHO... what you waiting for? Get reviewing!