You (effin) Belong With Me
"You belong with me Sasuke, not with that four-eyed whore." Lots of catfights, confrontations, plenty of "murderous" attempts and a so-called happy ending. SasuSaku set in a high school background.
All characters are sixteen/seventeen year olds. Personalities of Sakura and Sasuke are slightly changed to portray their characters well. More talk, less emo-ish-ness.
Important NOTE: As you can see, the antagonist in this FF is Karin. However, I'd like to make it clear that I hold NO ill will towards that female character in Naruto, whatsoever. I just plainly used her name, and some of her attributes to portray the slutty girlfriend.
Also, I don't attempt to offend any of the high school sluts out there, but seriously, in my opinion, get a decent life. You're beautiful, talented and you can do greater things besides being popular, going out with that varsity guy or sleeping with all of them. You're only 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 year olds for Kami's sake. Anyone can change. Get a good life. Good luck.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. No copyright infringement intended whatsoever.
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When the lover walks in, where does the best friend go?
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PART o1: The Best Friend and The (Slut) Girlfriend
"Sweet Kami." Sakura muttered as she ran along the corridor to get to her fourth period class—Sex Education—in time.
"Jiraiya-sensei! Good afternoon!" Sakura greeted her cough-perverted-cough Sex Ed. Coach as she breathlessly ran ahead of him on the way to their classroom.
Oh, it's Haruno. I can tell she's very excited to go to my class eh? To learn about the ultimate wonders of the human body with me, her gorgeous sensei. No question about it. Jiraiya nodded at the thought. And might I say, Haruno is very feminine and has a great body. Her pale complexion, those emerald eyes of hers, her rosy cheeks, her cute lips, her bulging chest, her long le---
Apparently, Jiraiya didn't had the chance to continue his [hentai-ish] thought due to the ball of paper that a certain blonde threw onto his handsome [Huh?] face.
"Hey! Ero-sensei! You! You walked past our room! You've been thinking about porn again!" Naruto pointed accursedly at him. For all passersby, they have certainly heard what this blonde is saying.
"Nani?! You! What are you saying?" Jiraiya walked backwards and immediately entered the classroom and pointed at Naruto.
"It's true! Believe it!" Naruto said. All the students of the classroom are snickering, scoffing or glaring accursedly at him. Even Haruno who was always proper and polite was shooting daggers, kunais, shurikens through her emerald eyes at him.
Shit, if I don't make an excuse, my reputation will be ruined. It's as if it wasn't already. Hmp. Haruno can beat me up because she's under Tsunade's taekwondo team.
"Class! Don't believe him! I was just--- I was just thinking of ways on how to---to---to---uh---propose! Propose to a girl!" Jiraiya stuttered.
The class just stared at him. Naruto was snickering and mouthing, "LIAR!" at him. "Hn. As if. Start the class already." A teenage hunk with raven locks muttered.
This Uchiha brat's gonna get it. He's nothing like his Father, Uchiha Fugaku, who was also my student and partner in peeping at girls' locker room. Hmp. Jiraiya thought.
"Sasuke's right! Start the class already so we can end this piece of crap early and my beloved Sasuke and I can make out already!" A redhead by the name of Karin proudly told the entire class.
This girl. The Uchiha kid like her?! As far as I remember, when she was in her sophomore year, she tried to seduce mw so that I'll give her an A. And, she has slept with the Football Team and that weirdo Chemistry professor, Orochimaru, to give her a passing grade. Disgusting.
"Ew." Sakura muttered and made a fsce.
"Okay, okay. Let's start this class that explains your most sensitive body parts." Jiraiya announced.
"Yuck."
"Pervert."
"Stupid."
"Shut up! All right, our topic today is all about 'Contraceptives.' But, before that, I'll announce the 5 Highest Pointers on our previous exam." Jiraiya said.
"To start, highest pointer, UZUMAKI NARUT0, 98/100."
Sakura: WTF?
Shikamaru: What a troublesome mind.
Neji: Now this proves the saying, "If there's a will there's a way."
Sasuke: The only thing he is good at. smirk
"EH?!" The class went wild.
"Stop complaining! I'm just good at sex!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Education." Sakura eyed him as she finished his sentence.
"…education. Um. Yeah, I s'ppose." Naruto laughed nervously.
"Seems like the only subject you excel in, you idiot." Jiraiya said as he handed him his exam sheet.
"Better than being only good at peeping at girls." Naruto muttered.
"SECOND, HARUNO SAKURA AND UCHIHA SASUKE, 95/100. A tie."
"Now that's believable." Ino commented.
"Nice job, Sakura." Sasuke muttered at Sakura when they got their papers.
"You too, Sasuke."
--Flashback/Explanation—
Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto were childhood friends. Sakura's feelings for Sasuke were unknown and subtle, while Sasuke pretty much just eyed Karin.
"Hunks have bad taste after all." Sakura told Naruto one day when Sasuke was out having a date with Karin.
"I always thought you two will be together in the end though, Sakura-chan." The blonde replied.
"You had bad thoughts from the start, Naruto." Sakura teased though inside, she had hoped that was true. "But then. I always knew you and Hinata will be together."
"You had excellent thoughts right from the beginning, Sakura-chan."
--End of Flashback--
"See you later at lunch." Sasuke replied before he went to his seat next to Karin in the front row. The three used to sit together at the back, but then, Karin came. So, yeah, you could say the girl friend pretty much changed every little thing.
"THIRD, HYUUGA NEJI, 94/100."
"FOURTH, TENTEN, 91/100."
"FIFTH, TEMARI, NARA SHIKAMARU, YAMANAKA INO, 90/100."
The whole class wolf whistled because the fifth rank went to the hottest love triangle of the class.
"Hey, you can be a threesome. That'd be cool." Kiba cheered. Ino swat her exam sheet at his face before she sat down on her seat,
"All right. On to our topic, can anyone tell me what the definition of contraceptives is?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yes, Ms. Haruno?"
"Contraceptives are objects or medicine used for the intentional prevention of contraception and pregnancy." Sakura answered her sensei.
"Correct. Give me examples, class."
"Condoms." Karin said. Wow.
"Birth control pills." Hinata said without a stutter as her sensei called her.
"Vaginal diaphragm." Sasuke replied when Jiraiya asked him. Sakura sneered at him.
"Okay, those are all correct. One more example." Jiraiya asked.
"Spermicide." Shino muttered from the back row.
Silence
"Correct, Mr. Aburame." Jiraiya said to the boy from the insect clan.
"Hey. What's the difference between insecticide and spermicide?" Kiba asked. "Does your clan use it then?" the dog boy bluntly and flatly asked Shino.
Rude. Sakura threw her notebook at Kiba. "That's inappropriate, Kiba. How about your clan? Does yours practice 'Dog-Style' positions as well?!" Sakura asked Kiba fearlessly.
The class howled with laughter. Kiba shut up and Sakura winked at Shino.
That serves that obnoxious freak right.
"That was witty, Sakura-san." Shino complimented the pinkette.
"I know, Shino. Next time, don't hesitate killing him with thou bugs." Sakura giggled even if she knew that Shino won't do this because he and Kiba are close friends. She just can't stand it when Kiba gets too below the belt.
"Silence, class."
Jiraiya breathed in and said, "Now, raise your right hand if you are sexually active."
Silence. Gasps. What-The-Hell Eyes. Oh-No Mouths.
"Sensei, that's inappropriate and prohibited, isn't it?" Tenten called out from the middle row. Several guys and girls nodded in approval.
"I know. I know. But, our topic for today is contraceptives, remember? I would just like to properly discuss to all of you how they are properly used. Kids your age this days, are well… wild and curious." Jiraiya explained.
"We are like… sixteen, seventeen?" Tenten innocently asked because of the feminist she is.
"So?" Karin asked her.
"Well, isn't it inappropriate at this age?"
"Tch. Get a life. It's the way it is." Karin said.
"Really."
Karin raised her right hand proudly and smiled at Jiraiya.
Somewhere in the room, in the back to be precise, a girl with pink hair dropped her pen.
"Oh. Okay. Okay. That is…" Jiraiya started.
"It's really the way it is these days and it's okay… But then, who the hell in the whole wild world would proudly say in a class full of minors that she is sexually active?!" Sakura muttered as she finished her sensei's sentence.
"That's… Oh well, copy your lecture." Jiraiya said. Tch. Looks like the Uchiha kid inherited something from his perverted father after all.
After twenty minutes of lecture torture and thirty minutes of "funny" discussion…
RRIIINNGG!!
"LUNCH PERIOD!" The class exclaimed happily.
"Teme! Let's go!" Naruto said. Sakura walked towards the two boys followed by Ino, Tenten, and Neji who also became part of their squad.
"Um, I just remembered that Karin told me that we'll have lunch at Figaro today." Sasuke told them.
"See you later at lunch." Sasuke replied before he went to his seat next to Karin. Sakura suddenly remembered the statement Sasuke told her a fifty minutes ago.
Boil. Boil. Blood Boiling. Temper rising. Grr. RAWR!!
"To eat each others' faces off!!?? Sasuke, you haven't been eating with us for the past three weeks and you don't come to our hang-outs for the past two months anymore!" Sakura shrieked.
"I'd have to agree, Sasuke. Why don't you just take Karin for lunch with us, so we can know her too…" Naruto told his best mate.
"Sakura, can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Sure as the sunlight, Sasuke."
Sasuke took her in front of his locker and crossed his arms across his chest. "What the hell is your problem?!"
"I think that's my line, Sasuke." Sakura said, her arms across her chest too.
"Why do you always meddle too much?" Sasuke asked her.
"Because I am your friend for the past eleven years, Sasuke! Because you are not the Sasuke we know anymore. Because you don't spend time with us anymore. You are an outsider already."
"Stop bothering me all the time, Sakura."
(A/N: Familiar?)
Sakura's temper was to the limit with this "friend" of hers. "Well, if that is what you want, and what you need, Sasuke. Fine."
"And stop those comments you always make about Karin. Why do you call her a slut? Don't you realize she IS my girlfriend?"
Why do I call her a slut? Well, she just slept with the whole football team this year. Maybe I'll just call her Generous Karin. Hm…
"I've known that since, Sasuke. All I'm asking is that maybe you can spend time with us."
"I'm going out with Karin so how can I do that?"
"Why, Sasuke? Can't you be friends with two people at the same time?!"
"Sakura. Realize that Karin IS the girl friend and you are ONLY the best friend. The ONLY role you play is support me in any way and you have absolutely no right to say that to me." Sasuke told Sakura without a care whatsoever.
"All right. Thanks for the push back to reality, Sasuke." Sakura replied to her ex-best friend.
"That's good." Sasuke muttered before storming away.
"Hey! What happened?!" Ino's voice called out from behind.
"Sakura-chan!"
"Hey, Sakura."
"Haruno."
Sakura did not answer any of their questions. She just simply looked at what's-his-name from a distance kissing his redhead girlfriend. Even if there was a whole crowd infront of her, eating, talking, laughing and even if her group of friends were calling out to her, Sakura just couldn't stop staring at what's-his-name and that redhead who stole everything away.
For all that she know, she felt alone and she had found out her best friend was no more than a bastard who broke her heart.
But everything is bound to change. A change that will make the group complete again.
She hoped so.
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Guess it's true that sometimes, the lover and the best friend can't just get along. Nobody's good enough for the other.
to be continued…
When the lover walks in, where does the best friend go?
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Oh hell yeah. Chapter One is finished.
So tell me what you think, okay?
I was just so inspired at the CHAIN OF EVENTS that's happening in my life that I wrote this story.
My best friend sucks. But I still love the fool. Be happy, friend!
Basically, it's all about friendship…and romance in the end. In this fanfiction anyway. smirk
Do not fear, everything will be all right.
Maybe in this story. Yep. Ab-so-lu-te-ly.
Please review. Please! REVIEW! I SCREAM FOR REVIEWS!!
lovelovelove,
Katy
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