They call Me S.B.L. for those who don't know It's short for Santana "Badass" Lopez. So right now I'm sitting in a cop car. I'm probably going to be sent back to juvie but that's ok that's ok because that's where I want to be. I know you're Asking, "Why." Well since you must be soooooo fucking interested I'll tell you. only because I have nothing better to do, and I'm sitting in a cop car.