A/N: Hello all! Just so you know, I'm still working on 'Lima vs. The Twister', but I've just reached a roadblock, so I'm working with other stories as well! : )

Disclaimer: I own not one, not two, but NONE of these characters!

It was lunchtime at McKinley High. Will Schuester always looked forward to this time of day. He smiled as his girlfriend of six months placed three Tupperware containers in front of each of them. "What are we having today?" He asked, sitting down just after washing his hands.

"Pasta salad, cucumber sandwiches, and strawberries." Emma said, pointing out each container. Will rubbed his hands together, before leaning over to kiss her cheek.

"Thank you sweetie!" He exclaimed. "It looks wonderful!" They took turns preparing lunch for each other. His usually weren't as nice as hers, but she seemed to enjoy his sloppy PB&J's and Bugle chips. The two of them had been living together ever since he officially moved out of the house he shared with Terri. When his divorce was finalized, they began to share a bed.

"Well isn't this picture perfect?" Sue's cynical voice interrupted their conversation about paint colors for the dining room they were in the process of remodeling.

"Thank you." Emma decided to collect more bees with honey, while Will just wanted to throw vinegar at the queen.

"What do you want Sue?" He growled taking a big bite of a cucumber sandwich. "We'd prefer to have at least one lunch without being bothered by your incessant droning."

"Oh relax William! Do you need a tampon?" Sue snapped at him. "I came in to speak with Ethel!"

"What is it Sue?" Emma rolled her eyes.

Figgins' suspension lasted only about two weeks. This was long enough for Sue to get a sunburn in Boca before returning as vengeful and aggravating as ever. She was still deemed unfit to coach Cheerios on her own, so they decided to have an assistant coach come in to help her. And being that McKinley was still hurting from the recession, the principal had to assign a current teacher. That teacher was Emma. Who's name was still a mystery to the woman she was now in charge of.

"How about a little bowling tonight huh? Just us girls?" Sue suggested sitting backwards in a chair next to the younger woman. Emma stopped mid-bite and exchanged confused glances with Will before replying.

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah! I've been lonely since my hamster choked on his own feces, so I decided it was time to go out and get real, less furry friends."

Disgusted, Emma pushed her pasta salad away and wiped her mouth. "I'm sorry Sue, but I don't bowl."

"Pool?"

"No."

"Boxing match?"

"Um, no."

"Dog fights?"

Will cut in before his girlfriend lost her patience. "Sue, think of who you're talking to!" He exclaimed. "Now what do you really want? She's not going to tell you anything about Glee!"

"Listen Wilma! I'm only trying to fill the void after Thor's untimely death! And since Eunice has the same diet and freak eyes, I thought she would make a good replacement."

"I don't eat…poop…" Emma murmured, only to be ignored.

"Besides! We've bonded! I mean, the other day we made an executive decision about Cheerios together!"

//flashback//

"Oh Sue, can they clap their hands between each letter when the spell out GO TEAM?" Emma suggested looking at the 'playbook' as the girls warmed up.

"No!" Sue growled.

"Okay."

//end flashback//

"Like Cagney and Lacey!"

The two stared at her for a moment, before Emma cleared her throat. "Um…I'm sorry Sue, but I'm not sure that I'm really friend material." She apologized timidly. "I don't even like hamsters, for one thing, and also, I don't really like you."

"And that matters why?" Sue held up her arms inquisitively. "I really don't understand your problem with me Gretel!"

"Oh come on that one wasn't even close!" Will butted in again. "She's not going out with you Sue! Now go away!" Sue glared at the man before taking a sandwich from Emma's Tupperware.

"Are you going to let the Perm Princess here dictate your life Erma?" She demanded biting into the sandwich, before immediately spitting it back into the container. "That's vile."

Emma gagged and looked away. "Oh Sue! Please!" She whimpered as Will put a lid on the contaminated Tupperware and tossed it across the room into the trash.

"I'm sorry. I forgot about your handicap. I won't forget when we go partying."

"No Sue."

"Shut up William!"

"Go away!"

"I'm talking to my best friend!"

"Oh come on!"

"What? We're getting lockets!"

"You're so full of—"

"Please be quiet!" Emma snapped holding up her hands. "Sue! If you can tell me my first name, I will have a girls' night with you in a nice, CLEAN environment." She felt there was no need to specify, considering that the woman had no idea what her name was.

"Emma." Sue said with an apathetic shrug.

Will and Emma's jaws dropped. "Well that backfired." He muttered nudging her gently. Emma sighed and looked down.

"What do we have to do?"

Sue smiled and stood up. "Oh, you shall be surprised Evie!"

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I know, it's short. But I'm juggling multiple projects. I'll have the next chapter up soon!