Heyya! It's Cj, with yet another Harry Potter Humor Oneshot, I bet you're all getting sick of them by now. Anyway, I was reading quotes, and I read the most perfect one for Lord Voldemort.
Anyone contemplating world war is certifiably insane, no matter how calm they appear to be by Vanna Bonta. Don't you think that it fits him perfectly? If you have a better one, then drop it in a review, or if you have your favourite quote! Or just tell me what you think about it. On with the story –well, oneshot. Urrrgh! The red squiggly lines are doing my head in!
Voldemort's Hay fever
"Soon," Lord Voldemort's voice boomed around the room (in Malfoy Manor, for future reference), "we will have domin-ATCHOOO!" He interrupted himself with a loud, loud, incredibly loud sneeze.
"A-a-a-are you alright, My Lord?" Asked Antonin Dolohov hesitantly.
"Of course I am, you blundering fool! CRUCIO!" Voldemort roared, and laughed his freaky high pitched maniac laugh over Dolohov's screams (I never liked him, I mean have you seen one of his pictures on Harry Potter Wiki? I nearly wet myself from laughing so hard!)
Suddenly Voldemort broke off the torture curse, and his red eyes locked onto something in the back of the room. "What, Lucius, may I ask is that?" Voldemort said in a cold, controlled voice, sounding like each word was weighed.
"F-f-f-flowers, My Lord, my wife, Nacrissa brought them in a while back."
"Get rid of them! Get rid of them! NOW!"
"Of course, My Lord, but might I enquire why?"
"Why?" Voldemort asked between his sniffles. "WHY? Because, I have hay fever." He admitted quietly.