Oodles of Half-Froze Noodles

by The Goldfish of Evil

This story came about as an entry for a contest. On the SPANDEX SPACE fanfiction board, Sky-sama posted the First Cr@p-poetry Contest; we were supposed to write a poem using the words fool, pool, poodle, doodle, noodle, google, boggle, giggle, and goggle.

Oodles of Half-Froze Noodles

~by~

Zee Mysterious Disappearing Goldfish of Evil

"Oh, I feel the fool,

sitting in this pool

with a full-grown poodle.

Oh, how I wish to doodle

instead of sitting in an oodle

of half-froze noodle.

(We all love Google).

If only they wouldn't boggle…

and goggle…

and -giggle-!"

Wufei sat back, dropping his pen as he finished up that ridiculous poetry assignment. Stupid onna English teacher… hopefully they'd finish up this mission soon, so he wouldn't have to face such degradation again… he prepared to send a scowl back down at the horrendous "poetry", in just enough time to see a pale hand snake over his shoulder and snatch the paper.

"MAXWELL!!!" Duo danced out of reach, perching on Wufei's bed to read the poem, out loud – and the Chinese youth's stomach sank as he realized Trowa, Quatre, and Heero were standing in the doorway. Having been dragged upstairs by Duo, they were listening and watching with various degrees of amusement as Wufei lunged, and missed, for the braided pilot.

"Wow, Wufei, this is kinda good!" Duo snickered, and, finished reading the poem to their audience, dropped the paper – Hello Kitty, none-the-less (it was -Quatre's-!) – on Wufei's head. "Maybe you could be a poet instead of a pilot… and ya didn't even know it!" Grin. "But, did it really have to be based on a true story?"

~u.u End~

Eh-heh…in the worlds of Bloom County: "Oodles of green noodles make poodles jump der stroodles." And I know -I- love Google, but where did Duo get a full-grown poodle and oodles of half-froze noodles?