Prelude
"Absence from those we love is self from self – a Deadly Banishment."- Shakespeare
"I have not yet begun to fight!" – John Paul Jones
"Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough."- George Bernard Shaw
It was when it all began, well most of the more traumatic madness. From the moment that strange, frightening man had been going through the medicine cabinet to that conversation with your parents about them thinking that you're the insane one and the fact that they're sending you to the happy farm.
Well, from the aliens to the chihuahua that mauled one of the few friends you had in this world to that killer dust mite, your off-his-knocker cyborg grandfather that believes in eating the first born, meeting your future self and watching his spine melt and then there is your best friend, the Anti-Christ.
Ahh, the good life. You're probably thinking that your life couldn't get anymore miserable. The things that drive you crazy couldn't get any worse than they already are. Well guess what buddy…
They just did.