Disclaimer: My beloved head of house, Severus Snape (who's fate I am still in denial over) and the rest of the wizarding world belongs to the mastermind behind it- J.K. Rowling. What's mine is mine, what's her's is not. Don't sue me.

A/N: This may or may not make any sense to some or most of you, but I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did daydreaming it. The story is yet to be completed, and I have dial up internet so I don't get to update often, so please be patient with me. It's much appreciated.

I'd like to thank my best friend for unintentionally challenging me to write this story, and for her great feedback on everything I've written. I'd also like to thank God for giving me the dream that was necessary for coming up with this idea in the first place.