Okay, here's how this is going to work. I need at least 10 reviews/ideas to make a new chapter. That means lots of R&Rs.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors.
Stormfur: Hey Squirrelflight, remember when I loved you in Moonrise?
Squirrelflight: Uh huh, you and Ashfur.
Brambleclaw: Hey, she's my girl!
Stormfur: Lay off! I'm her dad's best mate's son!
Brambleclaw: Yeah, I guess so…
Stormfur: Don't you think it's awkward that my dad is getting re-mated?
Brightheart: I'm disgusted. In Twilight when Cinderpelt dies, it says my eyes were shining.
Leafpool: Why were your eyes/eye shining? She had just died!
Brightheart: Dunno.
Cloudtail: Oh, oh!! I can up with a new swear: Yo mama became a warrior at twenty moons! POOOOOONED!!
All: Um, okaaaay…
Firestar: Oh, yeah. Cloudtail, weren't you supposed to take the journey to Highstones before becoming a warrior?
Cloudtail: No, I'm an atheist.
Bluestar: (Down from StarClan) In the first book they called me Blusetar!!! No fair.
Whitestorm: Hey Bluestar! I'm your nephew!
Bluestar: I forgot… Long time no see!
Whitestorm: And my eyes change color in the Darkest Hour. I swear!
Mousepaw: Didn't I die? I'm still in the allegiances a book after my death…
Firestar: What's up with Tallpoppy? She was a warrior from the first book and she's going to outlive me! Women really do live longer then men.
Squirrelflight: Toadkit, Tumblekit, Applekit, and Marshkit all mysteriously disappeared a few books back.
Graystripe: I'm the only cat in the clans who has yellow eyes! Where am I from?
Mille: Maybe Africa…
Brambleclaw: Poor Heavystep. Apprentice in a Rising Storm, and died as an elder in Sunset.
Stormfur: Dustpelt, in the Sight, you didn't need to tell me 'your father used to be leader.' He was already back!
Dustpelt: Maybe you were a bit slow on the uptake…
Sorreltail: Brackenfur, you're too old for me.
Brackenfur: Dang!
Whitewing: Thornclaw, are you crushing on me?
Thornclaw: Yeah, why?
Whitewing: 'Cuz you're my uncle!
Berrypaw: I still only have half a tail, remember?
Leafpool: OMG, you're right! And Firestar?
Firestar: Yup?
Leafpool: How come you and Sandstorm and Squirrelflight have ginger fur but I'm a tortoise shell?
Firestar: Well, you see… that is… in fact…
Squirrelflight: Hi Leafpool.
Leafpool: Hi. Remember when we could read each other's thoughts?
Squirrelflight: Yup! Why are you apprenticing your nephew? Isn't that favoritism?
Leafpool: No. Did you know I named Jaypaw Jayfeather after Crowfeather, who I loved?
Squirrelflight: Figures. Hi Cloudtail! I'm your cousin!
Cloudtail: Oh yeah! What a family reunion!
Graystripe: Firestar, didn't you fail on both of your first two apprentices?
Firestar: Way to bring up painful memories.
Graystripe: Why doesn't anyone remember that you and I brought WindClan back?!
Firestar: Yeah, you're right!
Brackenfur: Thornclaw, we are both described as golden-brown toms!
Thornclaw: Maybe we're really twins. So anyway, who gave Tigerstar his nine lives?
Brackenfur: Beats me. And do StarClan give you eight lives and add on the one you have, or do they kill you to give the leader a fresh start?
Thornclaw: Sounds pretty gruesome.
Graystripe: Who's my dad and mom?
Dustpelt: I forget. Wasn't it Lionheart your dad?
Graystripe: Yeah, I think you're right! And he was your mentor.
Dustpelt: Uh huh. By the way Sandstorm, are you my sister?
Sandstorm: Either that or you had a major crush on me.
Dustpelt: Heh heh… About that…
How was it? R&R, MY FRIENDS!!