St. Anton, Shots and Sex.
When the drinking age is 18, it can get you in to a whole lot of mess.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, all rights are respectfully reserved for owners. I write this for fun, no profits involved.
Well, I have been a bit naughty, I wrote this a while back and it was one of the few documents that was salvageable from my other laptop and as I have 22k + words written I thought I may just test the waters and publish the first chapter. Let me know what you think!
Ps. I am still working on my other story but it's a long, arduous process. It will get done!
"Now you be good." Robbie smiled as Miley and Lilly stood by their suitcases. "And Lilly?"
"Yes Mr. S?" She leant against her board.
"Please come back in one piece, I promised your Mother."
"I can't promise anything. See ya Mr. S." She smiled before pulling her luggage towards check in.
"See you Dad."Miley left her luggage on the curb before going over to give her father a kiss on the cheek.
"See you later darlin'. Have fun."
Miley turned herself around as Robbie drove off. "Freedom! Two whole weeks!" Miley jogged to catch up with Lilly, suitcase trailing behind her. "Where are we supposed to be meeting?"
"Did you not read anything we were sent?"
"I read it..." Miley trailed off.
"Just not all of it?" Lilly questioned before rolling her eyes. "We're meeting at check in, it's in D Zone." Lilly looked around as she said this. "Can you see it?"
"I didn't know that we had to queue." Miley looked around at the lines around them.
"I'm sorry Miss International Pop Star, not all of us have a private jet, but this is how the rest of us travel. Come on Hannah Montana."
"Shut up!" Miley gave her friend a hard shove. "You love the perks too."
"Yeah, I do and I love you for them." Lilly smiled at Miley. "Zone D!" She pointed at the sign. "This way, I can see everyone waiting. Looks like we're the last ones.
"We wouldn't be if someone wasn't looking for their favourite lip balm."
"It's got the healing power of aloe, SPF 15 and it tastes like coconut. I like coconut!"
"How often do you say that?"
"Shut up." Lilly moved her suitcase so it ran over Miley's toe. A cross look passed over Miley. "Oops, sorry." She smiled. "Hey, what's up Joannie? Ready for two weeks of me kicking your butt?"
"As if Truscott, you'll be the one beaten." Joannie's serious face dropped and a smile broke out. She hugged Lilly before noticing Miley trailing behind. "Hey Miley, this is gonna be a sweet holiday."
"Hey Joannie." Before any of them could say anymore Kunkle's voice ripped through them.
"Alright everyone, listen up. Miss Stewart and Miss Truscott have finally decided to show themselves so now we can begin checking in. Please form an orderly queue for those who have bags etcetera to check in." A murmur came from the group as they began to shuffle. "Faster!" Kunkle screeched.
"God, she's a nightmare, I hope she's not like this all the time. Thank God we've got Miss Moaning with us, she seems cool." They all glanced at the PE teacher who remained quiet. Lilly eyed her up; she couldn't have been more than 23 or 24, newly qualified apparently. She was fairly tall, around the 5'8 with short black hair that seemed to belong with a tree and a bird. If Lilly hadn't of known that she was a teacher she would have guessed that she was one of the students.
"She's new, there's time to change." Sarah piped up from the middle of nowhere.
"Where did you come from? I thought the production of ski's increased the hole in the ozone." Joannie said dryly as Miley and Lilly struggled not to giggle. "Mum said you were doing some, well whatever, green thing."
"Emma dropped out, so her skis are now mine, so the skis have already been produced."
The three other girls stared at Sarah, that girl had a bizarre logic. Over the years they had learnt to go with the flow. "Right..." Miley sucked her breath in. "Okay." Miley drawled out. "Let's go, I'm sick of lugging all these cases." She changed the subject abruptly.
Lilly rolled her eyes, fighting to stay awake, partly due to being tired but also due to Karen Kunkle's monotonous drone. She propped her head up with an open palm and moved her head slowly round the room; it seemed everyone else was about as bored as her. Lilly nearly laughed out loud when she saw the new P.E. teacher's eyes flutter shut, Lilly watched her closely, she appeared to actually be asleep. She continued to watch her; there was something about Miss Moaning that drew you to her, sort of a dark intensity. Lilly rolled her eyes again before rubbing them, trying to tune back in to the last of Kunkle's drivel.
"Now I expect everyone to be back in the hotel, in their beds by 12, everyone got that? We don't want to have to wait around for you the next day. I expect each and every one of you to be down for breakfast at 7.30 sharp and be ready and waiting outside at 8.30. The lifts open at 9 and we don't want to be stuck in the queues. You're here to ski, not drink yourselves into a stupor and roll out of bed at midday."
"Trust her to spoil our fun." Joannie whispered.
"And you think that anyone will abide by that?" Gabe whispered over the table with a smile. "What do you think guys; shall we hit the town tonight?"
"You can." Lilly mumbled. "Kunkle's about driven me to my bed. My eyes are shutting on their own."
"Don't be such a party pooper." Todd said as he nudged Lilly's side. "You'll be fine when we get a few drinks inside you."
"No thanks. I wanna be up early tomorrow; I'm not fighting with anyone for breakfast."
"Trust me; you don't wanna fight Lilly for bacon. You'll get stabbed by a fork." Miley said with a wry smile. "And my brother has got the scars to prove it."
"She's small; I reckon I can take her." Todd eyed up Lilly with a grin.
"Don't underestimate my size, I'm small and quick, I'd get you before you'd even know." Lilly looked at Todd through narrowed eyes.
"She looks serious." Gabe commented.
"Believe me, she is."
"You coming out Miley?" He asked.
"I think I'll join Lilly actually, I'm pretty wiped."
"Aren't you celebrities supposed to be able to drink and party on no sleep?" Joannie mocked.
Miley held up a middle finger with a smile. "As soon as we've had dinner, I'm out of here."
"You'll come out tomorrow though?" Gabe asked. "We can hang out." He smiled at Miley. She gave a small nod back, trying to hide her glee inside.
Miley took a deep breath of the fresh mountain air in as she looked around. She loved the feeling of standing so high up, it made her feel so free. She looked at Lilly who had taken her helmet off and was also enjoying the view. Her blonde hair was kept tightly back in a plait, ready for the day's boarding, Miley knew she meant business.
For once one of the other teachers had got in to talk before Miss Kunkle, she was standing on the side with a cross expression splayed across her face. People were actually listening to him. Mr. P had a charm and a certain charisma about him that made people want to listen what he had to say. It also helped that he was exceptionally good looking. He pointed in the direction of the instructors that were waiting for the beginners; a few people shuffled themselves off in the direction while the rest of the group stayed put.
Lilly looked over at Amber and Ashley, clearly lining themselves up next to Mr. P, they obviously thought they stood a chance. She stifled a giggle as they impossibly tight onesies, strained against their movements. She couldn't believe they had been stupid enough to wear them. She nudged Miley who couldn't resist a laugh. "How good do you reckon they are?" Lilly whispered in Miley's ear as more rules were given out."All the gear but no idea?"
"Pretty good, they're rich they should have had some lessons." Miley whispered back. "Fancy a bet?"
"You're on. Loser buys the rounds."
"Deal." Lilly and Miley smiled at each other as they gave a hard shake of their hands.
"Okay, as Miss Kunkle explained last night, we are going to spend the first hour as a group so we can see your ability before splitting you into groups. After that, we will split up. Everybody ready? Meet at the bottom of this run, let's go!"
"He's hot." Miley muttered to Lilly as she placed her helmet back on. "How old do you reckon he is?"
"Old enough." Lilly smiled as she did the clip up. "You only just broke up with Jesse, you looking for a rebound?"
"It's been nearly two months Lil. I'm ready to move on."
"Really? Wow, well move on to someone your own age." Lilly moved her board across the flat surface.
"Wait." Miley grabbed her arm and pulled out a camera. "Gotta grab a quick photo, this will be a trip to remember."
"Everybody know what group they're in?" Kunkle yelled over the excited chatter. "Move!"
"This woman has some serious issues. Why does she have to shout all the time?" Gabe moaned as he watched Kunkle direct people. "She looks like she should be directing planes where to land."
"Needs to get laid." Joannie said.
"Mental images." Chad screwed up his face.
"Only for those with dirty minds." Lilly grinned. "You need a girlfriend."
"Y'know, I reckon she'd be quite attractive if she let her hair down and put on some decent make up."
"No." The rest of the group groaned at her.
"No, listen. She's curvy, got a figure to die for and she's a blonde with big boobs, in what world is she not attractive?"
"Miley's got a point actually." Joannie observed. "She isn't that bad on the outside, but she's Satan on the inside. I swear that women's the devil."
"Truscott! Stewart! Get a move on! We're not waiting around all day for you!"
"Satan has spoken. Let's go. See you later guys." Miley waved as she pushed off towards Kunkle.
"I'll see you later Miles, enjoy your day."
"Bye Miley." Joannie and Gabe said in unison.
"I am so glad we got the newbie, I feel for those who got stuck with Miss Kunkle."
They shuffled their boards over to where Miss Moaning was waiting for them. "Hey guys, I think that's it. What are your names?" She looked at the piece of paper in her hand.
"I'm Lilly, this is Joannie and Gabe."
"Okay, cool guys. I was just explaining to the rest of the group what's happening with the rest of the day. We'll board until 1 as we've got to meet up with the rest of the group for lunch and see what happens after that. It's half ten now so let's get going. We'll head right down and do the other side of the mountain first; I think most people will be over here. Anybody interested in a snow park?" She gave a big smile. "You guys know what you're doing; we don't wanna be stuck on the slopes packed with everyone. Follow me." She switched her board and headed down.
Lilly, Joannie and Todd stayed for a moment. "Man, I'm so glad we got her. She's gonna be awesome, we're gonna have an awesome time guys!" Todd said as he headed off.
"Awesome!" Joannie shouted down and she laughed with Lilly. "Here's to a good week Lilly!" The bumped fists and laughed as they set off.
"Dude! I'm wiped!" Todd said slumping on the seat next to the bar. "Moaning sure knows what she's doing. Drinks anyone?"
"Are you offering?" Joannie opened her mouth and looked overly surprised.
"Shut up Joannie and as you said that I'll buy everyone a drink but you." He smiled. "What do you all want?" A flurry of orders came in, clearly the entire group had heard Todd's offer. "What about teach? Does she want one?"
"Flirting." Joannie smiled as she picked up a beer. "Here you are Gabe."
"She's not bad, tomboy like, but hot with it."
"Why, thank you." She came up behind him, her low voice having a sexy timbre to it; thankfully Todd's low intelligence meant he didn't have much shame.
"Drink?" He offered while the rest of his friends shook their heads and laughed.
"Beer, I owe you one." She smiled. "Thanks."
"Hey." Miley came wandering up the steps and placed her arm around Lilly's neck. "Good day?"
"Hey Miles. Yeah, really good, how was yours?"
"Great, loving our teacher, she's awesome, like one of us. Todd's buying, get in quick."
At hearing his name Todd turned round. "Might as well, what do you want?"
"I'll have what everyone else is having. Thanks." She smiled.
"So how was your day with Kunkle?"
"Brutal, she insists on showing everyone how fantastic she is, I wish someone would take her down a peg or two. I wanna enjoy my holiday, not be in a competition all the time."
"Here you are." Todd handed the beers over. "Enjoy, this has just cost me a small fortune."
"Thanks." They all chorused. "Cheers to the first legal drink and to many of them." Gabe yelled. They all held their mugs up and chinked them together.
"You wouldn't enjoy being our group if you don't like competition, I don't think we've been down one piste without having a race." Gabe said with a smile.
"Trust you lot." Miley rolled her eyes. "I know what this one's like." Miley and Lilly looked at one another. "First time I took her out riding she got excited because her horse went faster than mine."
"That's gotta pretty fun if you're racing." Todd said taking a sip.
"We were in walk."The whole group turned and laughed at Lilly.
"Shut up Miley." Lilly nudged her elbow against Miley's side; she retaliated by squeezing the arm that was around Lilly's neck. "Okay! Okay!"
"You two act more like a married couple than friends sometimes." Joannie idly commented.
"The result of lasting friendship."Miley placed a sloppy kiss on the side of Lilly's face. "I love her."
"Definitely married." She laughed as Lilly pulled a disgusted face before wiping the wet patch on her cheek.
"My God how long to women take to get ready?" Chad said looking at his watch. "It's 9.45 already; we said to meet at 9.30." He lent back in to the couch.
"Hey guys." Sarah gave her usual cheery wave and sat down next to Chad.
They looked at one another puzzled. "Are you coming out with us?" He asked, the other guys giving him a stare. They had nothing against Sarah per say, but she was a bit odd when it came to morals and drinking.
"No thank you, I don't agree with drinking or going out to bars. Do you know how much..." They guys looked at one another and let Sarah bang on about Greenpeace and how they should be saving the planet more. They were all grateful when Joannie came down. She took one look at Sarah and told her to shut up.
"Have you seen Miley and Lilly?"
"Yeah, Miley had to run back to her room and grab her purse."
"Women." Todd shook his head.
"And that's the reason you don't have a girlfriend." Lilly hit Todd on top of the head as they walked in to the room. "Be nice to us."
"Took you long enough, although you look pretty good." Gabe smiled coolly at Miley before flicking his eyes up and down her body. For some reason this made Miley feel very uncomfortable, it felt like Gabe was checking every orifice of her body. The smirk when she looked on his face said more than she ever could.
"Is this all of us?" Lilly asked.
"Yeah, well some of the others are going out to a different place later. Oh and Sarah's not going."
Lilly looked at her. "Do you not fancy..." She looked at the shaking heads from the rest of the boys. Todd was mouthing 'no' at her. "Never mind. Let's go." She spun round in her heals and headed towards the door, a figure appeared just in front of her, causing the whole group to halt.
"I expect you all back here by 12." Karen Kunkle appeared from the shadows.
"Wow! God, that scared me, you're like the grudge." Miley clutched her hand to her chest.
"Thank you for that kind analogy Miss Stewart, but expect you back here at 12 and not inebriated. Do you all understand me?"
"Yes." The all chorused together, desperate to get going.
They piled out of the door and stood in the cool mountain air. "Jesus that's cold!" Joannie moaned as she wrapped her coat around her tighter. "Where are we going first? And make it fast, I don't wanna be stood out here for too long, it's gotta be -15."
"Well for sheer convenience then, how about Piccadilly's? We can hit Scotties last, technically its part of the hotel so old dragon face can't have a go."
"Exactly how many places are we planning to go?" Lilly held on to Miley's arm as she marched on. "God Miley, slow down, how are you not slipping on the ice?"
"Many years of practise." She continued marching up the hill, Lilly desperately trying to keep up in her heels. "And the fact I had these shoes specially made for me."
"You mean Hannah?" Joannie piped up as she caught up with them.
"Now you're sounding like Lilly." Miley smiled, looking ahead at the guys who had stormed up the hill and were already waiting at the bars entrance. "I wish they had heels on, then they'd know what it's like to be left out in the cold."
"Hurry up!" Gabe yelled. "We're freezing!"
"I'm so gonna hit him when we finally get there." Joannie grumbled.
Ten minutes later, the girls had finally made it to the clubs, dumped their coats and were pushing their way through to the bar.
"I'm afraid to say Miles, you are the loser."
"What?" Miley looked incredulous.
"Remember our bet from earlier? Amber and Ashley? How you thought they could ski? I spoke to Jamie and he told me that they can't even do a snow plough turn. So you'd better cough up."
"Okay." Miley scrambled around in her purse before holding up a rather impressive wad of notes. "Looks like the drinks are on me."
"Jesus, where did that come from?" Todd's eyes looked like they were about to fall out.
"Fuck me you're thick at times Todd. Use your brain, or try thinking before you speak." Joannie said as she whacked him across the arm.
"Oh. Of course. Have you been to a club before?" He asked as Miley started handing round shots.
"Yeah, but only as Hannah, Lilly's gone too, it's okay, just dancing really and a place for people to drink too much and have really bad sex." Miley felt her cheeks burn at what she had just said, while Lilly glared at Gabe. He was looking at Miley like she was a piece of meat. She pushed herself in between him and Miley, purposefully resting her front on Miley's back; there was no way she would let him leer.
"Gabe's really staring at you." Lilly whispered as she leaned over Miley's shoulder. "It's a little creepy."
Miley didn't immediately respond, instead she rested her cheek against Lilly's. "I know, I can feel his eyes on my back. I like him, but maybe he's after..." She didn't get to finish her sentence; the barman came over with the last of their drinks before giving Miley the total. As well off as she was, the total nearly made her eyes pop out her head. Begrudgingly she handed over a few notes. "I'll be fine Lilly." Miley looked at Lilly. "Thank you for trying to protect me though, I know you mean well."
"Just shout, I'll come running and hit him." Although Lilly wore a smile, Miley could tell that there was truth underlying in her humour.
"My protector." Miley regarded Lilly seriously for a moment, knowing that she truly meant that."Would you like a badge?" She couldn't resist the small tease at the end.
Lilly rolled her eyes at Miley before turning back to the rest of the group. "Everybody got their drinks?" She held her two up in her hands, realising how large they were she looked across at Miley. "These are doubles."
"Hell yeah! Nice one!" Todd said holding his two up. "Here's to a good evening, cheers everyone!"