Going After the Broflavskis
By Shadowgate
Chapter 1
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Kyle and Ike both jumped out a widow since they were grounded. Once they landed they both took off and got on a bus. Kyle told the bus driver "airport please."
After they sat down Kyle noticed Ike looked pissed off so he asked "are you okay Ike?"
Ike answered "I feel fucking betrayed. Dad made me say I'm a fucked up little kid to mommy when I was caught doing the dirty work he made me do."
Kyle replied "well now I know Heidi was right when she told me it wasn't a kid who was doing this shit. I have a strong feeling dad was a bully when he was a kid. Now today in the era of the internet he gets his kicks by trolling."
Ike laughed and said "he gets chemical rushes from trolling as Skankhunt42."
Kyle had a big smile on his face and asked Ike "what do you know about chemical rushes?"
2 seconds later Ike and Kyle both laughed but little did they know someone on the bus was sitting not far behind them. He took a great interest in hearing their conversation. After all Skankhunt42 was the reason he'd lost his girlfriend.
He remembered back when Wendy said "I can't fix you."
He knew he needed to be more open to communication with her but now that he was fucked out of a relationship his target would be his super best friend and Broflavski family members.
When Kyle and Ike got to the airport Kyle used his credit card with no limit spending to buy two tickets to Denmark.
15 minutes later Stan Marsh went up to the lady at the booth and said "ma'am I don't have cancer but I've just turned 10 and I've suffered from depression and my school counselor believes I have Asperger's."
The lady at the ticket booth replied "oh you poor dear."
Stan went on to say "yes life has been rough and my grandma has cancer and she lives in Denmark. There's just no way I can afford a ticket."
The lady felt sorry for Stan and gave him a free ticket to Denmark.
Stan stopped at a gift shop and bought a black hat, reading glasses, and a copy of Time Magazine.
He got on the airplane and was grateful Kyle and Ike didn't even notice him since they were caught up in heavy conversation.
TO BE CONTINUED