My Cup O' Joe

A bold man walks into a bar appearing in his 19's with an up-an-messy hair style. He sat down on a nearby chair and turns to you. "Hello my viewer, in-case you haven't noticed yet...its me! You know Lemon Man? Well now that thats outta the way, Welcome to the SSB Adventures a big story i will be working on, and all of it will be centered on our young, handsome, charming, and a bit short tempered, unsuspecting hero, Alex Macze!" The Man Of Lemon's crossed his legs. "Our young hero will be thrown through thick, and thin. He will learn to win and fight! Now our story starts at his school the high school of Verona! OH YEAH, and brave mentions to TheHedgehogAttorneyAssassin for inspiring me!" Camera zooms in on a TV showing a young man with black hair and somewhat tan skin, getting punched in the face and falling down on a floor.

MOTHERFUCKER! I cursed in my mind as i was punched. "You 'ad enough mate?" said my Australian 'friend'. "Not until you stop with your bullshitting!" I retorted back. He kicked me in the stomach and put his hand on my throat. "I could snap your goddamn throat right now...but i won't" he smiled after saying that. I spat in his eye, and kicked his side and took off. "YOU SHIT-FACED-COCKSUCKING-MOTHERFUCKER! GET BACK HERE!" he roared. I smiled realizing my plan worked. I threw open the door and ran down the sidewalk, the wind tickling my face and my backpack threatening to fall off. I grabbed one of the straps and put it on my shoulder while looking behind me. Nope, he got body slammed by Mr. Phair, thank god. Oh yeah, I forgot introductions, my name is Alex, but you can call me Lex or Al like most people do. I turned right, still running down the sidewalk. I'm close now! I internally screamed as my legs started cramping out. I never was physical or any of that but close enough to average and above. I stopped and jumped a small fence and walked up to my front door where a box stood. I picked it up and took a deep breath, but coughed. UGH! SMELLS LIKE SHIT! I thought wrinkling my face. I opened the door showing a middle sized room with a couch in front of a TV. I set the box down on my couch and sat down. Oh yeah, this was my house by the way, its pretty damn small with living with my family, but we make it. I opened the box with my bare nails and fingers. Inside was my dream.

I clutched the trophy like figure in my hands, as i turned on my WII-U and TV. I threw down my pack and kicked off my shoes onto the floor. Immediately, I went too SSB4 and gently placed the doll down on the coffee table the TV was placed. Now how does this work? I questioned as I stared at the blue haired Figurine. "WII-U, connect!" I said. Nothing. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? I screeched In my mind. I picked up the blue haired trophy and flipped it around to find a switch. Strange, this wasn't in the manuals I read. "Well you only Yolo once...YOLOOOOOOOO!" I screamed as i flipped the button. Nothing, abso-fucking-loultly NOTHING! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" I said in anger as i threw it across the room with it hitting my open window and flying through. "ARE YOU-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" I Screeched again. I stormed over to the window to see a flash, no more like a flashbang. I fell to the floor dazed, I slowly got up, still blinded until i reached the window and fell out. I landed hard on my hip. I suppressed a cry of pain as I saw who was laying next to me. Blue hair, Armor, A Sword, and Pale skin A name reached to my mind Lucina.

"OW! FUCKING SHIT!" I said a bit loudly as I dragged the blue haired princess by her feet, into my house. I walked up the steps as my hip cried in agony with each step. She weighs waaay to much for a girl. As I thought this her head hit one of the concrete steps as I saw my error. She groaned but didn't wake. I dropped her legs and picked her up bridal style, struggling a bit for a second before I got a good perfect balance. My face was pressed against her chest as I walked up the steps. By the time I got her in my house, my face was beet red when i set her down on the couch. Okay Alex, a girl from another game whom is hot as hell is on my couch and my hip hurts as I recapped everything that happened, this is normal, COMPLETELY NORMAL!

I walked back to my couch and looked at her alluring looks. Such a cute face I thought. I kneeled and let my cold hands brush her hair blue hair away. Yep, that bruise is worse than i thought it was I thought while looking at the side of her face where the bruise was worse. I slowly inched my finger forward to touch her bruise. She groaned in pain. SHITSHITSHITSHIT! did I wake her up!? I thought. Her eyes opened and in an instant she was on top of me pointing a sword at my throat. "Friend or Foe?" I grimaced as the tip of the blade touched my throat. "Friend?" I said nervously. She looked up and saw all the various devices and such in my living room. "Where am I?" she asked herself. "Uh..Uh...Uhm...Vero-Verona.." I said stuttering. She sighed before putting her sword away and stood up, she reached out her hand. I made a no signal with my hand before getting up. "I believe good sir, we got off the wrong foot here. I'm Lucina, princess of Ylisse" she said still with her hand out staring at me. "Alex, Alex Macze" I said reaching my hand out too and greeting her. I felt a spark the second our hands touch, a spark I've never felt before...huh. All of the sudden pounding on the door occurred, a sound I knew soo dearly. "What is-" began Lucina but I shushed her by covering her mouth and grabbing her wrist. "Mmmhhmhp!" she said muffled. I let go of her wrist and put my finger up to my lips signalling 'be quiet' she nodded in understandment. I grabbed her hand and let dropped my hand that was on her mouth and began leading her to my room. Going into the kitchen, which was too my left then going up the stairs to the locked door. The door downstairs crashed open.

I searched my pocket relentlessly for my key to the door. My hand brushed against a metal. Gotcha! I thought. I shoved the key into my door's lock then pushed it open and let Lucina go in first. I closed the door and locked it, now my room isn't that big, it just has a laptop and a small bed. I let out a sigh of air, but not a moment too soon the monster that was downstairs was banging on my door. "Let me in you little shit!" said a quite aggravated voice. I motioned for Lucina to help push the door towards the sound, she complied and we both pushed. "Oh so now your fighting back huh! Well I always thought you would cower under me, boy!" growled a voice as me and Lucina were both pushed back as the door fell off its hinges. I landed on my back right next to my computer as he walked right towards me, ignoring Lucina. He grabbed me by my neck and threw me against a nearby window where the glass shattered upon impact. "You are gonna get it NOW BOY!" he screeched in my ear as he threw me down. I saw Lucina slowly pushing the heavy door off her as she leaned against the wall for support. "D-Dad..." I groaned in pain as he grabbed a shard of glass and marched towards me. He picked me up and stabbed me. I felt pain before but nothing like this. I couldn't even breath at how bad the pain was. "Get OFF OF HIM!" yelled a voice as I fell to the floor. The next minutes were blurry before i blacked out.

I woke up feeling very groggy and looked at my surroundings. I was in a temple of some kind. "Alex" a soothing voice called. "Hello!?" I responded back. "Would you take...Lucina's...Love?" I stopped to think. Take her Love?...Well...do I love her? I thought. For some reason I thought I heard my heart cry 'YES YES PLEASE!' "I...I do" I said. "I am glad you have chose this, you two have a bright future ahead...but you will fight together...live together...and love eachother...you...will share hearts" but before I could questioned what that voice meant I was sucked away.