HARRY POTTER RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, my first Harry Potter fanfic… gape in awe (okay, really agony…) at the pure randomness. This is probably the 2nd fanfic of a series (Dnangel Insaneness…the soon-to –exist Max Ride Insaneness… the list goes on…). I have nothing else to say…
Harry: Accio pumpkin!
Hermione: Why are you getting pumpkins?
Harry: Oh, I dunno… just felt like chucking pumpkins at someone.
Ron: Wotcher…
Tonks: (beating Ron across the head with a Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn) That's MY line!!!!!
Snape: Harry…I have to tell you something…
Random Harry Potter fangirls: (gasp)
Snape: You failed your OWLs. HA!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: After all that work I put in writing your exam for you…shame…
Ron: I'm a little teapot, short and stout…
Fred: Your momma's a teapot!
George: Your momma's my momma! OOOHHHH snapinsky!
Lupin: MOOOO!!!!!
Colin Creevey: You're all insane! RAWR!
Harry: (eating a Chocolate Frog) I'm eating a frog's head!!! It's squashy!!!!
George: (stealing the Frog and slipping a Ton-tongue toffee inside it ) Probably because you ate it wrong.
Harry: You teafed my FROG!!! (attacks George)
Crookshanks: Lolapalooza!
Hermione: I'm off to learn how to fly. Wanna come?
Ron: Oh, dear Hermione, kiss me!!!!
Hermione: (slaps)
Ron: (cries hysterically on the floor) WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Paris Hilton: Um…
Snape: Let's do a Maypole dance!
Umbridge: Nevah! It's against Ministry regulations!
Neville: To (insert swearword of your choice here) with the Ministry! RAWR!
Harry: We shall fight!
Dobby: (thumps drums twice)
Harry: For our right!
Dobby: (thumps drums twice)
Ron, Harry, Neville, Snape, McGonnagal, Colin Creevey, George, Fred, and Peeves: TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: Woo!
Ron: You're unbelievable!
Mad-eye Moody: SU MADRE!
Luna: (watching the ensuing chaos) Hm… where'd my Snuffing Bercracners go? I thought I put them in Harry's sock…
Neville: (singing…in Padma Patil's dress robes) Hit me baby one more time!
Ron, Harry, Fred, Bill, George, Charlie, Percy: MY LONELYNESS IS KILLING ME!!!!
Neville: I must confess…
Ron, Harry, Fred, Bill, George, Charlie, Percy: I STILL BELIEVE!!!!!
Neville: Still believe!
Peeves: Loopy, loopy Lupin and his twin sister TONKS!!!
Tonks: (thwacks Peeves repeatedly with a lead pipe) Oh dear, I killed him. Such a waste of air…
Nearly Headless Nick: …um…?
Dumbledore: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Jamaica!
Ron: Well…that was something random…
Harry: Isn't that the point of this entire fanfic?
Hermione: Let's all translate runes! (everyone runs away) What? It's fun!
Snape: My name is Severus!
Harry: We know.
Snape: And I always match my underwear with my socks!
Harry: (sweatdrops)
Snape: And my potions always contain my nosehairs...because I have so many! (beams) Aren't you happy?
Ron: Um...no...
Harry: Aguamenti! (soaks Ron)
Ron: Ugh... I'm all wet. How rude...
Hermione: (sings) My name is ARGENTINE!
Ron: You're not allowed to sing that here. That's from DNANGEL Insaneness. Jeezums...
Harry: But it is kinda fun to pretend to be other people. Give me a hair, Ron.
Ron: NOOOO!!!!! Not my gorgeous ruby locks!
Hermione: Accio hair.
Ron: (falls over in pain) AWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAnd there it is. The horrible first chapter of Harry Potter insaneness. Hope you enjoyed it... (hides in case of flames)
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!