Plan B
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Rating: M (language, yaoi 1x2, mentioned 3x4, PWP, maybe some OOCness, and attempt at humor)
Summary: Duo has tried everything to get Heero to notice him. With Quatre's help, he's going for Plan B.
Duo's fingers clicked away quickly on the laptop. Every so often he would tap on the mouse pad to click something on the screen, and then he would return to typing.
"Are you done yet?" his blonde accomplice asked.
"I haven't even started yet! He has a billion locks and codes on his computer!" Duo exasperated.
"He'll be back soon! And you do know you probably won't have another chance like this, right?"
A few clicks and taps later, Duo grinned at Quatre.
"We're in."
"Finally!"
Fifteen more minutes of clicking and tapping passed. The two boys watched with devilish intent at the glowing screen and at each other as the laptop shut down.
"He'll be so surprised!" Quatre squealed.
And the second he closed the laptop, they heard the truck door close.
"Shit, he's back!!" Duo cursed.
The two boys quickly put everything back the way it was (Heero was anal enough to know when someone was in his room) and scurried to Quatre's room. Duo pulled out a deck of cards, shuffled and dealed, and proceeded to play cards.
"Yuy, can I use your laptop for a minute? I have a report I need to send in," they heard Wufei call.
"Sure."
Duo fell out of his chair, a long stream of curses falling from his mouth. Trowa then emerged from the steaming bathroom with a towel around his waist.
"Um... why is he on our floor?" Trowa asked Quatre while drying his hair.
"It's a long story," Quatre told his lover, staring intently at his hand.
"He should be turning on the laptop right about... now..."
About two minutes later, they heard a loud scream, running, and a door slam shut.
"What the hell was that?"
Quatre crept to Heero's room and looked in. The laptop was sitting on the desk open and on at the main desktop. He quickly checked the laptop for the 'surprise' he and Duo had put on earlier, but there was no sign of it. Somehow before Wufei ran to the bathroom, he deleted it. He walked back to his room and shut the door.
"No, it's gone..." the blonde sighed.
"NO!!" Duo screamed and clutched onto Trowa's hairless legs.
"What in God's name is wrong with you?!" Trowa asked Duo. He was ignored as could be expected since Duo was too busy cursing virgin Chinese teens with hormone deficiency problems to hear anything.
"Hey!" Quatre pouted. "He's mine!"
Quat scurried over and proceeded to pull Duo off of his lover's legs. He sympathized with him, but his lover wasn't about to become his substitute for Heero!
"Goddamn you I say!" he screamed deliriously while holding onto the taller teen's legs for dear life.
"I brought back... pizza..." Heero stared at the strange scene before him. Quatre was at the end pulling Duo off of Trowa's legs who was hanging onto one of the bedposts.
Strange indeed.
"We're coming," Quatre chirped, dropping Duo's legs and striding towards the door. Duo cursed at the sensation of being dropped to the floor, which in turn made him release Trowa's legs. He pouted as he walked past the love of his life and down the hall to the kitchen. The stoic soldier closed the door to allow his comrade some privacy and headed to the kitchen.
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The five boys ate in an uncomfortable silence. Wufei seemed to be mangling his pizza with angry onyx eyes. He chewed each bite quickly and relentlessly while trying to breathe out of his mouth since he had tissue in his nose. Quatre ate quietly and slowly as if someone had put him in slow motion. Trowa ate silently as usual, but casted strange looks to his braided friend. Duo, on the other hand, ate his pizza with a slight bitterness that was rarely seen (from him, anyway). He glared daggers at the pizza as if it did something wrong or offensive and chewed rather harshly. Heero, like Trowa, ate his dinner in silence. But he could tell something was wrong in his gut.
"Okay, what the hell's going on here?" he finally asked, dropping his slice onto his plate. The other four teens jumped in surprise.
"I should be asking you that," Wufei responded.
"What are you talking about?" Heero looked at him.
"Are you that much of a perv that you have porn come on your computer as soon as your computer comes on?!"
Quatre started to blush and choke on his pizza while Duo started to angrily poke his slice. Trowa looked at the two, and then his eyebrows arched in understanding.
"You– mmph!"
The two boys clamped their hands around Trowa's mouth while walking back to the blonde's room. The other two teens stared.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Heero's voice was clouded in confusion and defense.
"Never mind. I think your culprits just left."
"You'll blow our cover!" the braided teen hissed.
"What is this, some kind of prank?"
"Do you see me laughing??"
"Will someone please tell me what's going on!?" the circus teen rubbed his temples.
His blonde lover quietly explained the situation at hand. When he was done, all the tall teen could do was shake his head.
"And why can't you just tell him?"
"Hmph, you walk up to him and say that and see if he doesn't try to shoot you or something..." Duo pouted.
"Well, you don't know until you try..."
"You know, I think I have an idea," Quatre grinned. "And if this doesn't work, I won't have sex for a week!"
Trowa paled and looked at his lover.
"I'm in," he whispered. "I'll help you if I can."
Duo laughed, but grinned as well.
This could possibly be his last shot.
(I wasn't planning on making this two chapters, but oh well. Reviews make me happy! xD)
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SB