I had a couple minutes, an hour and a half to be exact, to write this. This is what happens when I get bored.

Roddy and Rita were being chased by a few rats, and Roddy was not doing anything helpful. He wasn't doing anything that could help Rita stay calm while steering the boat. They finally lost the rats, and Rita slowed the Jammy down.

Roddy sparked a short chat.

"Well, that was cutting it a bit close don't you think?"

"Nothing to it! Wasn't worried a bit. Piece of cake!"

"Well, I suppose we've had enough, 'cake' for one day."

"You should relax, you know. You'll live longer."

"Not if I stay on this boat I won't..."

"What did you say?"

"Haha, nothing, nothing at all!"

"That's what I thought you said."

LATER ON:

"Well, Rita, we seem to have given those rats the slip. We make quite a team, you and I."

"Team? TEAM? They must have another meaning for the word team up top! I didn't see you do anything but hold on for your stinkin' life!"

"Well, I did hold on in the most nautical fashion I could manage...You might not believe this, but this is my first time at sea. Not big sailors, the St. James'es..."

"Really? You don't say! It hardly shows!"

"Really? Do you think so?"

"No."

"Ugh, next time, if you want to help, you can mann the crossbow. It doesn't require much nautical skill, and sure helps keep the vermin off your tail."

"Ah, I've always wanted to dabble in archery. Could you give me a few pointers?"

Nothing to it really, I'll show you."

Rita shows him the basics, and starts back into the sewers where they had previously been chased. Fat Barry was riding a mixer and spotted them.

"'Ey, quit runnin'!"

Roddy sighed. "There's just going to be no end of the fun."

Ladykiller joined in the chase and tried to humiliate Rita.

"Ah, give up, my dear!"

"In your dreams!" Roddy whispered to himself as he fired. He missed several times but finally shot out Ladykiller's engine. He moaned.

"The ladies will mourn my passing..."

Roddy took a lot of hits, but took a bunch of misses too. They finally got away from them.

"Wow, what a chase! They were getting close, but TWANG TWANG TWANG! SMASH ONE, SMASH TWO, AND THAT ONE THAT GOT CLOSE, KAPOW! DID YOU SEE IT? DID YOU?" Roddy exclaimed with enthusiasm.

Rita replied with a bit of sass. "Yeah, good job, Rodent Hood! You managed to waste almost half my ammunition with all the misses! My mum could have taken them out in half the time, and she's a seamstress from Surry."

"Look, Look, look, look..."

"What? Are you gonna cry now? Kensington mice can't take a little constructive critisism?"

"Look out!"

"Alright, what are you on about?" A horn from another boat brought her back to reality. "Aaugh!"

She swerved just in time to miss the large boat, and Rita lost control. They happened to ram right into a dock where Whitey and Spike were standing.

Spike exclaimed sarcasticly. "Oh, what a mess! Gonna have to dock your pa to fix all this!"

Whitey got Spikes joke and laughed. "Dock their pay? Hmm, dock. That's rich, you crack me up, Spike."

"I think the boss'll wanna see this one. Nab 'er Whitey!"

I know, it's off of the video game, but Ineeded something to relax my tensity onmy other fanfics. Hope ya like it! Pleeze review.