DP & RC9GN: Returns of the Norisu Ninja

By: RenagadeRexRider & Miss-DNL

Chapter 1: CATastrophe!

It was a nice sunny day in the City of Norrisville. The citizens were enjoying the morning, fearing neither monster nor robot knowing their ever present guardian, the Ninja, would be there to stop it should either dare to show up. After all, the Ninja had protected them for over eight hundred years without fail, why would they worry? Norrisville citizens loved their protector so much they dedicated a day to him! Even an award was made for "Best Ninja of the Year" despite there being only one Ninja to receive said award. Yes, everyone loved the Ninja.

At least that's what everyone thought.

While most of Norrisville was eating breakfast, getting ready for work or school, one mad scientist was already hard at work. In his lab at McFist Industries headquarters William Viceroy the third was doing some final tunings to his latest robot. Wiping his forehead Viceroy stepped back to look over his work, "Well that took every bit of eight hours…"

It was tough work being the head scientist at McFist Industries; not only did Viceroy do product design, he also made the robots designed to destroy the famous Norrisville Ninja. Honestly he had nothing against the Ninja but a job was a job and he had to do it. At least he got a good paycheck for it, though at times he questioned whether it was worth it for putting up with his boss Hannibal McFist.

Dialing his boss on his McFist phone Viceroy sighed, "Well, best go ahead and tell Mr. McFist that Ninja Destroyer numero whatever is ready."

At the McFist mansion the big man Hannibal McFist was getting ready to head out to his pyramid pent office. He was adjusting his usual red tie when his cellphone went off. Not even needing to look at the caller ID to know who it was he answered, a tone of warning thick in his voice, "The new W.N.D I came up better be ready Viceroy. The Sorcerer is…"

The previous warning in his voice faded at the thought of his business "partner" making him anxiously tug at his suit collar, "Not happy with me recently…Guy's been in a hole for eight hundred years and somehow he's got places to be!"

McFist grumbled adjusting his suit jacket with light tugs, "Marci kept me late so just let out my robot!"

On the other end of the call Viceroy rolled his eyes and sighed dully, "Yeah, well if you'd quit givin him the same promise over and over it might not be that way. And that's the reason why I called…" he said as he hit the activation button while continuing to talk, "Calibrations are set and ready. The W.N.D is ready to tear up the Ninja. Although I question the design..." Viceroy added as he eyed the robot while it began to awaken.

Getting into his limo McFist gave his phone a glare just before yelling at the top of his lungs, "If you stopped failing I wouldn't have too!"

Viceroy winced at the loud yell that came screeching through his cellphone speaker causing him to hold the phone away from his ear. Used to it Viceroy muttered to himself, "Ow, should expect that by now..."

Adjusting his tie McFist grumbled an explanation for his repeated use of his promise, "I have to keep the Sorcerer interested and the guarantee is the only way to."

"Anyway," the mad scientist said as he typed a few final codes, "Deploying as we speak, expect fireworks within the next twenty minutes."

Now fully active the robot made its way out of the lab, its purpose encrypted into its core coding; go to Norrisville High and destroy the Ninja. With a robotic quickness it made its way to the high school once outside the building. With one purpose it ignored all the panic it caused as it rushed towards its goal.

"Oh, I like fireworks," McFist said, perking as his Robo-Ape driver began taking his boss to work. There was a brief pause before the CEO asked, "But what does that have to do with destroying the Ninja?"

Viceroy let out an audible groan, sometimes his boss was so dense it made him wonder how he built such a business empire, "It was a metaphor." He muttered before checking his watch, "Although expect those in about thirty."

"Excellent," McFist said with an evil tone, this time they'd have the Ninja and he'd get his one superpower from the Sorcerer. Still he had to have some caution, "Be sure to keep an eye on how it goes."

"Already on it," Viceroy chimed as he left the lab and followed after the minor destruction his robot left behind.

At Norrisville High, the duo of Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman were hanging out before class began, which would begin in less than half an hour. Howard took a long swig of his soda before grinning to his friend, "I'm telling you Randy it's been two days now."

Learning forward he looked at Randy with an intense gaze leaving his friend staring back. Chestnut eyes narrowed Howard firmly reiterates, "A whole two days."

"I say it's a good running streak." Howard states his demeanor calming. "No problems so far and it's a Friday to boot. I say at the end of the day we totally celebrate by getting some take out and having a full on Grave Puncher marathon." Holding his can of soda he points forward looking pleased with his idea, "It'll be the cheese of the week hands down."

Grinning excitedly Randy pointed to his friend with both pointer fingers, "That would be the brucest weekend we've had all school year!"

"I know right! Totally unbridled bruceness." Howard agreed, his own excitement building.

Randy paused noting something, "Mostly because we've kept trying but I've had to Ninja Out." Nervously he tapped his fingers together, looking around warily like a stanked student was about to jump out at him, "But…I can't help feeling this is bad. It's never been this quiet. Not even the Nomicon has done anything. And it usually yells at me about something!" Randy yelled tensely, arms thrown up in the air to emphasize his point.

Almost subconsciously he shifted his hand over to the mystical book that was hidden in his grey McHoodie inner pocket. The Nomicon had never been so inactive. It made him nervous. Randy had tried to see if something was up by shloomping inside but the eight hundred year old book gave him no answer. Repeatedly Randy tried to convince himself it was nothing but something had him on edge. It was likely because he'd gotten used to something trying to kill him every other day.

Howard hummed taking a long drag of soda while he listened to his friend have a conniption fit. Once he was done he smirked and snapped his fingers, "Exactly! It's totally a record so far and we should take this with a grain of salt."

Howard stroked his chin thinking of how to do so for only a moment. Coming up with an idea he smirked to his friend, "If nothing happens in the next twenty minutes it's totally a sign that we're in the clear."

The taller Tyrian haired teen mulled over his friend's idea for a moment, and only a moment. Seemingly a second later he nodded confidently all previous worries voided, "You're totally right. Alright, if nothing happens in the next twenty minutes we're in the clear and the weekend is gonna be the cheese!" Randy declared dramatically pointing a finger in the air. He waved and arm to the side, "I won't even check the Nomicon!"

"To this we make a solid agreement." Howard said smoothly as he fist bumped with his bro to seal the agreement. Inwardly he was pleased he wouldn't check with the Nomicon. That book always wonked their cheese.

-Twenty minutes later.-

"Nothing happened!" Randy cheered, his excitement even higher than before. He fist pumped both of his arms one at a time while exclaiming, "This weekend is gonna be the cheese!"

His chubby friend likewise mimicked the motion equally sharing his excitement, shouting out, "Yes!"

The two best buddies' celebration was cut short when a loud crash was heard, immediately followed by a metallic roar that shook the air. Howard jolted at the sudden noise before taking a moment to deflate and promptly smacking a hand to his face.

"Aw come on! One weekend. One! We couldn't have that!?" Howard yelled irately holding a up a single finger to reinforce his frustration.

"Seems not bro." Randy said with a sigh, his mood likewise deflated from his prior high of over excitement. Still he seemed to be less bothered by it than his friend because now he got to be the Ninja, and there was nothing brucer than that-other than a weekend of grave smashing. Pulling out the Ninja mask the lank teen declares. "It's Ninja O'clock!"

"Yeah…do your thing." Howard sighed, shoulders slumping. With no one in the area Randy pulled the mask over his face initiating the transformation, which Howard basically ignored having seen it before. Black shadowy ribbons came out of the mask wrapping around Randy quickly forming the Ninja suit. Howard coughed, letting out a groan when a cloud of red and orange smoke burst into existence-his friend gone.

"Smoke Bomb!" Randy yelled appearing outside in the school yard as the Ninja. It only took a second to spot what was the source of the metallic roar. Making the students flee in terror was a large ten-foot robotic cat. Randy blinked at it in slight surprise, "Wow. You're kinda big aren't you? Well," He pulled out his ninja sword, "I'll just have to cut you down to size!"

"Nice one Ninja!" Bucky complimented, poking his head out from some rubble he'd been hiding behind, "Fighting something bigger than you, zing!"

The large robot gave a loud jaguar-like roar as it spotted its target. Locking on the feline robot rushed at the Ninja with a blinding mechanical speed. Randy's eyes went wide in surprise before the Cat-Bot smacked him into a wall. The Ninja hit the wall with such force that he stuck to it, a considerable indent made upon impact. Groaning from the hit Randy managed to say, "Oh…it's big and fast."

Lashing its tail the Cat-Bot rushed at the Ninja again. Seeing the rush the Ninja quickly pulled himself out of the wall-crater. Nearby, a safe enough distance to see with binoculars, Viceroy observed the scene, "Okay, we have contact. Let's see what happens when you have to deal with cat speed Ninja."

Rolling out of the way of the rush the Ninja tossed out a few metal balls, which multiplied into many smaller, "Ninja tripping balls!"

The Cat-Bot was so focused on its target it didn't noticed the small metallic balls, leaving it surprised as it quickly began to lose its balance. It metal feet clambered over the numerous tiny metal orbs causing it to fall over its own feet instead of plowing into the wall where Randy had been. While it was dazed the Ninja quickly jumps up onto the wall. Bouncing off, ninja blade held high, he came down on the cat robot. The ninja sword stabbed down into the robot quickly allowing it to realize the Ninja was on its back. This prompted the Cat-Bot to start bucking around trying to dislodge its target from its back. Red scarf whipping around Randy held onto his sword while trying to think of a way to take advantage of his situation.

Coming out of the front entrance Howard began to cheer his friend on from the steps, "Yeah! Get him Ninja! Avenge Grave Punchers!"

Pausing briefly the Cat-Bot noticed the Ninja's red scarf fluttering in the air. This caused the robot to begin batting at the scarf like an actual cat, confusing the Ninja enough to make him stare. That was until the robot actually snagged his scarf yanking him away from his sword and off the Cat-Bot's back. Growling triumphantly the mechanical cat raised is paw aiming to pound its target into the ground.

Recovering from gagging on his own scarf the Ninja saw the robot looming over him and reflexively dodge rolled out of the way; the large metal paw crashing down onto the ground behind him. Pulling back to a safe distance the Ninja did some swift whirling hand motions, "Bad cat! Ninja Air Fist!"

A large fist made of air shot from the Ninja's hand slamming into the cat just as it turned to swipe at him. Getting flung back the Cat-Bot let out a surprised roar, but easily managed to land square on its feet.

"Of course you land on your feet…" Randy said flatly before adding. "Why wouldn't you?"

Lowering itself the Cat-Bot shot forward like a bullet towards the Ninja, rushing in yet again. Seeing this the Ninja ready himself, the robot wouldn't catch him off guard this time. The Cat-Bot, however, had something different in its robotic mind this time though. Once it neared it stopped, and a metal sphere shot out of its mouth. The sphere burst open into a sticky substance once it landed at the Ninja's feet. The slimy, cruddy appearance of the goo and reeking odor earned a proper reaction from the warrior.

"Ew...Shnasty!" Randy whined as he shifted his feet in the gooey, shivering at the mushy noise it made, "It's like it hacked up a gooey hairball…"

Howard made a disgusted face when the Ninja sloshed in the goo, "Oh man. Sick!"

"Ew," Viceroy said as he looked through his binoculars, "That looks worse than I thought it would." He shuddered, thankful he wasn't the one in the goo, before repeating, "Ew…"

Having enough physical contact with the disgusting regurgitated slop the Ninja tried to pull his feet free. When he tried the goo would stubbornly stick on until it pulled his foot back down. This didn't discourage the defender of Norrisville though and he kept trying, "Can't get loose…"

The Ninja looked at the cat robot warily; it was stalking around him, probably pondering how to finish its prey off. As he looked Randy was relieved when doodles appeared in the air. The colorful doodles made an arrow pointing down at the goo. The doodles then drew a ninja stuck in goo (most likely him). Suddenly the goo was colored over with what looked like blue ice allowing the ninja to break free.

"Ah-ha!" The Ninja announced triumphantly. Following the instructions Randy pulled out a white ball with light blue markings on them, "Ninja cold ball!"

Tossing the ball at the goo the slop froze allowing the Ninja to easily break his feet free. Not expecting that the Cat-Bot smacked its paw on the ground as if to say "drat". Before the robot could do anything further the Ninja ran up the school wall yelling, "Let's play some cat and mouse, Mc. Frisky lover!"

The feline robot was momentarily confused by Randy's comment; processing it-literally-the Cat-Bot realized it had been insulted. Immediately after it was fast on the Ninja's heels, climbing up the wall, swiping at him furiously.

"Ninja Dodge, Ninja Dodge. Ninja Dodge!" the Ninja said as he skillfully dodged each swipe of the mechanical big cat. Back flipping onto the roof the Ninja swung his body into another flip while tossing out several, "Ninja Boom Balls!"

Just as the Cat-Bot made it up to the roof the Ninja Boom Balls barrage hit it, each exploding on impact causing it to yowl in shock. Surprisingly the bot was sturdy enough to withstand the impact; however, it did lose its balance. Reeling back on its hind legs the mechanical feline flailed trying to right itself, despite its efforts began to fall backwards. The robot was determined to bring the Ninja back down with it however, and its tail quickly extended outwards snagging Randy by his waist. The Ninja yelped as he was caught and was left dazed by the sudden jolt as the cat twisted in the air to land on its feet again.

"Ninja!" Howard yelled seeing his buddy get caught. Looking around quickly he got an idea and took off yelling, "Hang in there Ninja! I got an idea!"

Still feeling dazed by getting jerked around the Ninja barely managed to catch what Howard said, but still managed a slight laugh, "Pft, he has a plan." Shaking his head Randy managed to regather himself, "But, seriously, that sounds good right about now!" He yelled trying to get his arms free, but they were tightly pinned against his sides.

To make matters worse the Cat-Bot planted the Ninja hard onto the ground, and solidly pinned him down, growling smoothly at its success.

Seeing this Viceroy blinked in surprise, "Wait. It got him?" He looked again as if to be sure, "It got him! Ha! Well I knew we would…" The mad scientist paused a moment, "eventually. But first." The man typed in a command into a control unit he had, "To ensure he stays where I want him!"

Obeying the command the Cat-Bot tightens its tail's grip on the Ninja. Randy groaned feeling the pressure building around his midsection, "Insides…sploding…"

This was sharply followed by a yell as the robot electrocuted the Ninja until he went slack. With the Ninja knocked out for good measure the robotic feline began to walk off with its catch. That was until it heard a loud yell,

"Hey! Fish breath!"

The Cat-Bot actually stopped walking and looked back to see who addressed it. Holding the school's emergency firehose was Howard who was pointing the nozzle right at the robot. Eyes narrowed the red head firmly says, "Drop my friend."

Opening the release valve a near uncontrollable spray of water jetted out of the hose dowsing the robotic cat in water. Being both robotic and cat-like, the Cat-Bot did not appreciate the sudden hose down in the least. Hissing angrily it flailed against the water spout, its tail lashing around violently. Even though he was being flung around like a rag doll, shaken and dowsed with water, none of it saw to wake the Ninja. The water plus the swinging did however manage to get things in the suit to go flying in all directions; ninja rings, Nunchucks, Sais, but most shockingly of all, the magic book of ninja knowledge went sailing through the air… the Ninja Nomicon!

Finally the water made the Ninja slippery enough, and with the right swing of the Cat-Bot's tail he went flying straight through the front doors of the school. Meanwhile Howard was left gripping the hose for dear life as it began to go wild, frantically yelling, "Th-s ca-an stop now!"

"And there it goes…" Viceroy said while face palming. Why did success have to be so fleeting when it came to the Ninja?

Crashing through the front doors, Randy's still-somehow-unconscious body slid along the tile floor until his head made hard contact with a locker. Jolting awake the Ninja jumped up to his feet in split second, looking around wildly, "Who-what-where!?"

Seeing a bunch of students staring at him the Ninja cleared his throat a bit self-consciously, "Ahem-ah, carry on! Smoke Bomb!"

Reappearing outside the Ninja looked in surprise to see the Cat-Bot was soaked. Briefly he realized he was also drenched from head to toe in water. Giving it no second thought Randy quickly took advantage of the situation, "Time to skin the cat! Er-Or shock the cat…" he paused knowing his quip had failed, before abruptly tossing, "Ninja Electro Balls!"

Watching the predicable events unfold Viceroy sighs, "I really should just take a vacation…" A yell from him interrupted his words as something heavy conked him on the head. The Nomicon landed with a thud and seemingly shined in distress at the sudden turn of events. The book even made a slightly eerie noise as it glowed red. Rubbing his head Viceroy let out a single, "Ow!"

Though the Cat-Bot was water proof the water with added Electro Balls the robot was quickly short circuited. The feline robot gave a loud shriek as its systems overloaded helped by the sword that was still sticking through its back. Out of commission the Cat-Bot fell over before promptly exploding. Upon exploding the ninja sword flew outward stabbing itself through the hose Howard was hanging onto for dear life, and embeds into the wall.

Falling to the ground, which was a couple of feet, Howard landed flat on his face, "Ow, I'm okay."

Sitting up Viceroy rubbed his head, the mad scientist was certain he was going to get a bump on his head later. He hummed dully as the cat explodes; there were the fireworks he mentioned. Huffing he looked at his watch, "Also right on time. Well this went as usual…"

His voice drifted off as he spotted something glowing. Curious he got up and to his surprise spotted the Ninja Nomicon on the ground, the book glowing erratically like it was desperately trying to catch the Ninja's attention. Picking it up Viceroy stared in disbelief before smirking darkly, "Well, maybe this wasn't entirely a waste. Oho yeah! This is a good turnout!"

Looking around to make sure he hadn't been spotted Viceroy quickly made his leave and dialed McFist as he took off before anything could spoil the moment. "Hey McFist? You'll never guess what happened."

"Thank cheese that's over…" The Ninja sighed tiredly while popping his back into place. Looking around Randy was surprised to see a bunch of his gear lying around. Must have happened because I got all wet and tossed, he thought to himself before going to pick up what was lying around. Thinking he gathered everything the Ninja went over to help his friend up, "Thanks buddy."

With Randy's help Howard stands up and dusts himself off, shrugging, "Eh, no problem buddy." He replied as he fist bumped. The portly teen then pauses for a moment, "We're still having the marathon right?"

The Ninja huffed amusedly, "Pft, you know it." Randy jumped up and pulled his sword from the wall, "Go head back in I'll meet up with you."

"Yeah I got ya. See yah in a few." Howard said with a nod.

Randy nodded back to his friend before tossing down a, "Smoke Bomb!"

With that Howard headed back inside to meet up with his Tyrian haired friend once he took the mask off. This had been the norm since Randy had become the Ninja. A robot, or monster, would show up. Randy would beat it then smoke bomb away, and meet back up with Howard. It was business as usual indeed in Norrisville.

Another tag team fic from me and Renagade Rex Sphinx! This time we're tackling a crossover lol

Something that should be noted is this story takes place after both Danny Phantom's & Randy Cunningham's seasons. I know a lot of people do it after the end of Danny Phantom's show (usually ignoring Phantom Planet) but we wanted to put our own spin on the cross over naturally. Also it fits are story better. It's been some time since each season, around after Halloween. And I mention that for a reason. For each pretend seasons 2 (& 3 for Danny) haven't happened or haven't happened yet for the stories sake.

We both played different roles in this story and I'll list who played who,

Me-Randy, McFist, Nomicon

Renagade-Howard, Viceroy, Cat-Bot

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