Disclaimer: No I don't own Pokemon, that's Nintendo and other relations, I also don't own That 70's show, that's David Trainer.
Ok, So I spring boarded this fic from the TV show That 70's Show the episode called VanStock (which is like Woodstock but for vans), and the characters are in relation to those in the story. Lot's of shipping's involved. Please R&R so I know if I should keep going with this.
Ash-Eric
Misty-Donna
Brock-Fez
Tracy-Hyde
Dawn-Jackie
Drew-Kelso
May-Laurie
Delia-Kitty
Prof. (Sam) Oak-Red
"Hey Ash man, you seen Drew?"
Tracy and Ash stood in the driveway of Ash's house with Brock and Misty waiting with their luggage for Drew to show up with his van to take them to Vanstock in Celedon City.
"I haven't, don't worry he should show, this is the biggest thing we will probably do!"
Ash said this grunting as he struggled with some of the luggage he was adjusting on the ground.
"Ash what on earth are you doing down there?!"
Misty looked at her boyfriend as if he were licking the gravel
"Here check this out Misty, I have combined our sleeping bags to make one."
"Wow Ash you never cease to amaze me."
"I know, I'm pretty proud"
(In another conversation)
"Hey Brock man, you ready for this?" Tracy asked with a smile on his face.
"Yes, do you think we will see any jahoobs?"
"Ok Brock first they are called…. well, you call them what you want."
"All righty then buddy Tracy!"
Then with a honk Drew drove up in his rusted grey ford delivery van and watched as everyone put his or her stuff in.
"Hey Drew where's Dawn? Cause if she's not coming I call shot!" Ash called.
But when he got to the side he saw his sister May.
"May!? What the hell are you doing here!?"
"Well freak because you wouldn't let me have the cruiser I decided to come along." (This earned a slyish smirk from Drew)
"The cruiser….."
--Flashback --
Everyone of the Ketchum Family was sitting around the breakfast table that morning waiting for Delia to serve them.
"Alright everyone here's some Belgium Waffles Mmmmm."
"What's Belgium about them?" Ash asked
"They crumble at the hands of the Nazi's." Sam laughed snidely
"Nice thought dad…" Ash said under his breath
"I thought that was very funny daddy!" May squealed falsely
"Well thanks sweetheart!"
"Oh you make me sick!" Ash replied disgusted
"Now now lets just enjoy breakfast please." Delia pleaded
"K mom, oh hey dad, can I go to Vanstock with the guys this weekend?" Ash asked innocently
"Vanstock? What the hell's a Vanstock?!" Sam replied
"Well it's like Woodstock but for ..Vans…" Ash said unsure
"Well, sounds stupid, have a good time." Sam said delving into his bacon
"Now if Ash is gone can I have the cruiser for the weekend? Please daddy!" May said almost to sweetly
"It's his car it's up to Ash." Sam replied interested in his bacon.
"Really? I get to decide!? well, then I guess the answer is…psh NO!" Ash said wielding his new authority
"Hey now don't get cocky or you may just get a swift kick in the ass!" Sam replied with his trusty punishment.
"Yes sir.."
--Flashback end--
"Oh… I see what you're getting at. No Drew come on tell her she can't go."
"Now come on Ash be reasonable, why wouldn't you possibly want your super hot sister coming?"
"You mean besides the obvious? Oh and Drew what about Dawn?"
"Oh well… She said she couldn't come, so I brought May!"
"Should've given me the keys to the car little bro now I'll be with you all weekend" May said with sass.
"Damn, well let me go get Misty and we'll get going" Ash replied sulkily
"Wait! Misty's coming!? No, Ash you have to tell her to go!" Drew said
"Why would I do that she's my girlfriend!" Ash said surprised
"Because Ash, Misty and Dawn are like best friends, and if May is going then I'll have to make out with her. There for Misty can't go."
"Or you could just not invite May? Duh!"
"Oh be reasonable Ash!"
"Well whether you like it or not, Misty's coming, so if that blows your weekend sor-ry."
"Ok fine, but you're making cheating a lot easier than it has to be." Drew said as he started the car.
Ash walked back around the car to get everything loaded up. Brock was laying on the car's carpet material, and Tracy was throwing the last bag in.
"Look at this roomy and comfortable cargo space Ketchum." Tracy said
"Wow, you could haul plywood in here!" Ash said (how dense can you be)
"Yea…. Or you could haul Misty."
"Why would I wa……OH! Oh! haha..nah, Misty'd never do it in a van, she want's it to be special."
Just then the red head in question walked up
"Hey what you guys talking bout?" Misty asked?
"Um plywood.." Ash stuttered
"Cool, cool, cause you no I wouldn't do it in a van right?, Oh and you know what would make it really special! Not telling your friends about us doing it!" Misty said before walking to the front of the van leaving Ash pondering just how much trouble he'd be in. Just then Misty looked in the front window and saw Drew making out with May. After about a minute they finally stopped and tumbled out of the side door.
"Well…that's the carpet…" Drew stammered
"Um I gotta go get something" both Drew and May said before exiting to the house.
"Well, we shouldn't be hungry, I just found a box of Twinkies!" Ash said as he exited the house opposite Drew and May.
"Ok Ash, I just saw drew making out with your sister." Before Ash could utter a response Misty asked "wait did you know about this?!"
"Wha? No, I didn't know about this. I mean wow this is just so shocking!"
Suddenly out of no where Dawn appeared with Brock carrying about 8 bags that must belong to her.
"Hey guys I decided to go after all." Dawn said excited
"Oh I don't think you want to, I mean there might be…Canadians there!" Misty exclaimed
"Eww No!" Dawn shrieked
"No No! You can't let the Canadians win Dawn!" Tracy said coming into the conversation.
"Brock put my stuff in the van."
Brock did as he was told with a glare toward the bossy midget. Just because he was little different skin toned he was treated like a servant.
"Hey Dawn I have an Idea. Why don't we surprise Drew! yea, you'll hide in the back, and at some point we'll draw the curtains and you jump out and surprise him!" Tracy suggested
Dawn's face lit up and she raced to the back of the van to hide.
"Oh this is going to be one fun trip" Tracy said with a smile as he called Drew back fom inside the house to drive into god knows what kind of adventure.