A/n: ok I have no idea of what im doing right now but all I no is im writing a sequal 2 my other story so… enjoy it I guess.
Ice Age 3- The Sweet Escape Chapter one: Diego and Sid bondingIt was about two weeks after the gang escaped another close encounter with a huge forest fire that consumed the whole animal village.
Diego was vigorously chewing on a bone as he tried to get to the middle of it, Manny and Ellie were talking together and calling each other little pet names, Eddie and Crash were somewhere – probably setting another prank up for Diego or Sid to fall into.
"Ellie these last two weeks have been so hectic! What else could go wrong?"
"Oh honeybunch it'll be alright as long as were in this together."
"You do know that its bad luck to say, 'what could go wrong,'" Diego commented to Manny.
"Were you listening to our conversation?" Manny glared at the tiger.
"No your just in earshot honeybunch" Diego smirked at his friends.
"Don't you have a bone to chew in half?"
"I can chew it here."
"Ok… I'll put it this way… get out… go away and find Sid for us its getting late and you know he has all the self defense of a lima bean."
"Fine I can take a hint of when I'm not wanted." Diego joked around with his friends.
Just then if Sid were on cue he burst into the door. "Honey I'm Home!" Sid rang out.
"Great… more interruptions!" Manny said to Ellie who just smiled.
"I have the latest and greatest food I could ever invent!"
"Ok…" Manny glared at the sloth but Ellie was always positive.
"Oh Sid that sounds yummy."
"Well first I got some holleyberrys, and dandelions, wild berries, cherries, sunflower seeds, and I squeezed some juice out of an apple for flavor and I crushed the mixture up and put them in this container I found near a human campsite. What did they call it… a…um… OH I know they called it a bowl! So isn't it cool? Huh? I'll let you all try it! Please will you?"
"Well I-" Manny tried but Ellie kicked him at the comment rude Manny was about to make.
"Of course we would sweetie." Ellie smiled at the sloth.
"Oh thank you, I'll give each and everyone of you a try."
"Hey!! We want food too!" Said a mischievous voice.
"Yea. Heh. We'll eat anything." Said another.
The possums ran up to Sid and the rest of the gang. Sid held out a handful to Ellie, she grabbed it with her trunk and put in her mouth. Then she gave a weird facial expression but didn't want to hurt Sid's feelings and said, "Manny try this, its uh… like nothing you ever tasted." Sid squealed with glee, and gave a handful to Manny.
"Uh… yum. Sid this is so… uh… great." Manny managed to swallow the stuff.
Sid handed the stuff to the possums, "here you go guys."
Eddie and Crash were the only ones that were honest… but that wasn't a good thing.
"EEEW!" Eddie squaked and spit the stuff out.
"THIS TASTES LIKE GARBAGE… AND NOT THE GOOD KIND OF GARBAGE THAT WE LIKE TO EAT!" Crash yelped.
"Humph! Well Diego would you like to try some?"
"What did you say was in there again?" Diego glared at the stupid sloth.
"Flowers, berries, apple juice, and seeds."
"If I ate any of that I would throw up."
"Well… why?" Sid was oblivious.
"HELLO!!!" Diego knocked on Sid's head, "DOES THE NAME CARNIVORE COME INTO THOUGHT!?" Diego yelled.
"Oh ya. Oops."
IT WAS AROUND NOON THE NEXT DAY
Eddie and Crash were outside- no doubt wrecking one of Fast Tony's sales or something.
Diego and Sid were sitting around the cave talking about how bored they were bla bla bla.
"Heres an idea since you guys are so bored I want you to walk near the meadow and pick some wild flowers there so I can put them around to house to make it look prettier." Ellie suggested.
"No…" Diego moaned.
"Oh come on please. And you guys can bond more." Ellie was begging now.
"Fine."
"Sid comes too."
"What ever come on Sid we have to pick flowers for Ellie she wants to make the cave prettier."
"You mean I have to get up and walk?" Sid complained.
"What am I? Diego the saber-toothed flower unicorn with his trusty sidekick Cutie Flower Sloth?" Diego groaned.
"Yes." Ellie concluded.
Diego and Sid walked out and talked to each other about their plans to do nothing now ruined that day. When they came to the meadow.
"Finally!" Diego said. "Come on Sid pick any flower you see so we can get home as soon as possible and continue with our plans to do nothing."
"Ya. Pick as fast as you can!" Sid got his eye on a dandelion and started eating any flower he picked.
"Sid…"
"Ok ok. Hey Diego, lets go more deeper in these woods we might find more in there."
As Diego and Sid made their way more deeper in the woods, they came across a human camp. They saw a little dark haired girl in a cheetah skin dress. She was around the age of seven. Her name was Matilda. Matilda was shoveling sand into a pail trying to make a sand castle out of the dirt.
"Maybe we could borrow the pretty flowers near that dirt pile next to the human kid." Sid suggested.
'If its just a little human… it wont hurt us.' Diego thought about it, "Ok just be careful its parents don't come."
Diego and Sid walked around the little human and got her attention. Diego smiled at Matilda.
Matilda smiled back and got a close look at Diego and hugged him tightly and dragged him by the neap! To her tent, "Hey Ma! I found a lost Bobcat. Ma- oh ma!"
"Woa!" Sid dropped his flowers, "I gotta help poor Diego!" Sid ran after Diego.
A/n: haha poor diego hes gonna be treated like a little house cat and sid will become a pet very soon as well. Ok… now u guys no the drill… I LOVE REWIEWS… hint hint