"M'lord!"
Tamaki groans and rolls over in his bed. He's sick! He doesn't want to see anyone, especially the twins he personally deemed as his rowdy sons. How did they get inside, anyway!? Don't they know not to bother daddy when he's sick!?
"M'lord!" they repeat. Tamaki jumps when he opens his eyes and sees a twin on either side of the bed.
I'm surrounded! he thinks to himself. Several images come to his mind.
3. . .2. . .1. . .it's time for Tamaki's Mind Theater!
Tamaki is chained to a wall, struggling to escape. He cries for help but the only ones who can hear him are the two standing infront of him. Unfortunately. "What shall we do with him?" Kaoru ponders.
"We have plenty of toys," Hikaru reminds his twin with a smirk. "Why don't we use some?" Kaoru returns the smirk.
"Good idea." They both grab a whip.
"This will only hurt a little," they say in unison before they begin. Tamaki screams in pain and begs them to stop, but soon finds himself enjoying it and begging for more.
What!? I'm not a masochist! And I do NOT like Hikaru and Kaoru! Scene change!
Straps are keeping Tamaki bound to the bed as Hikaru and Kaoru go off with Haruhi, mischievous grins on their faces. "No!" Tamaki calls out. "Don't go with them! Come back to daddy! Haruhi! Haru - !" He stops as he's suddenly put in Haruhi's position, standing between the auburn-haired Hitachiins. "Wha?"
"We like you better," Kaoru says as he wraps his arms around the blonde's left one.
"You're more fun," Hikaru adds as he clings to his other arm.
Ahh!
Tamaki almost falls off the bed when he opens his eyes this time. Both of the twins are hovering over him, each with a knee on the mattress.
"M'lord?" Kaoru questions.
"Were you having another one of your mind theater things?" Hikaru asks. Tamaki nods shyly but doesn't say anything.
"Was it good?"
"Was it bad?"
"Was it dirty?"
"I bet Haruhi was in it."
"Ah! M'lord's a pervert!" Kaoru then proceeds to play the part of Haruhi in his idea of how the mind theater went, even making his voice higher. "Oh, Tama-chan! It's so cold in the winter. Will you warm me up?" He bats his eyelashes for a finishing touch. Hikaru laughs before quickly getting into character as Tamaki.
"Ofcourse, my princess," he says as he takes the pretend Haruhi's hands. "Let's get under a blanket together, and not come out til morning!" He winks and gives a handsome smile. Kaoru blushes, not all of it acting.
"Oh, Tama-chan! My wonderful prince!" The twins embrace, meeting right above an annoyed Tamaki. Then he does what always gets him in trouble. He talks before thinking. Kyoya warned him about that.
"I wasn't thinking about Haruhi!" he blurts out. Quit while you're ahead! "I was thinking about you two!" Too late. Tamaki covers his mouth with a gasp and the Hitachiins stare at him wide-eyed. It's about ten minutes before anybody says anything.
"Was it dirty?"
"NO!" Tamaki exclaims, throwing a pillow at the two to hide his deep blush. They laugh as they catch the pillow.
"Too slow!" They throw it back at his face and take his momentary blindness as an opportunity to quickly pin him down. Each holds a wrist to the sheets, and presses a knee against the blonde's inner thigh. When the pillow falls off of the bed to reveal the king's deep blush they both grin.
"Look, Hikaru, we've made daddy blush," the younger twin says in a childish voice.
"Let's give him something for his mind theater. Eh, Kaoru?" Kaoru nods then they both smirk and move even closer to Tamaki.
Ah...
All three of them had colds the next day.