AN: This is an oneshot as much as I hate them. Hope you enjoy c; Spoilers in here if you haven't watched the new movies of Naruto. Some characters are hidden meaning there will be signs of their appearance, past and future until they're fully revealed. Taken from a Naruto doujinshi. Anyways its post war. C;


A girl with onyx black hair and red glasses was wandering along the streets of Konoha, passing by shops who gave her discounts on high priced items that many people would love to have.

An adult woman who looked about thirty years or so called out, "Hey there honey, would you, like a packet of fresh onigiri for 100 yen?" (AN: Is that cheap or what? T_T)

Obsidian eyes travelled to the woman she was walking past. "Uhhh…" Was all she managed to say and didn't know whether or not to buy the onigiri, it is her favourite food and it's also the cheapest price anyone's offered so far…

"Arigato… But I'm actually full." While she quickened her pace and trying to put on her best cheery grin.

'I have a mission from the Nanadaime,' She poked her glasses with her index finger adjusting the position of it on her nose, 'meaning Hokage-sama will notice me again if I finish this perfectly! Especially, after that encounter on Facebook.' She giggled to herself. 'But I never knew that Hokage-sama would be this devilish into going this far for matchmaking. But that still doesn't explain why? I'm already born by them meaning they're in love, right? Or did dad force mum… Just considering for the clan?'

Jogging ahead a couple of paces she met a lady with blonde hair. 'Hmm, she looks like the lady that sat next to my mum on the right during our chunnin exams.'

She stammered out before being cut off, "U-uh… Excuse me but –"

"You're excused."

'I thought they were going to be genin! This just makes life way harder but I guess it would be hilarious for Hokage-sama.'

She quietly spoke hoping she didn't pull a nerve, "Nara-san…?"

"Nara what?"

She stammered even quieter because she knew the lady in front of her was one hell of a kunoichi, "S-san…"

"Can we talk about this somewhere else…?" She also added in.

"I'm not wasting my time talking to a brat like you. Now shoo!"

'I guess Shikamaru really did make her more lovey-dovey… I could say I was looking for Shikamaru… Then maybe I could explain to them, get a picture and then ask them about my parents!'

"Have you seen Shikamaru-san?"

The figure in front of her snapped, "What do need Shikamaru for?"

"A-ano, I actually I need to talk to the both of you about something important."

"You needed us for what?" Both heads turned up staring at Shikamaru sitting on an old roof looking like it was ready to crumple any second.

The blonde kunoichi grinned, "Hey cry-baby!"

Shikamaru sighed, "Temari, be quiet."

Temari huffed, "Whatever. Now what do you need us for?"

"Can we go to the training grounds?"


"So who are you? Unconcerned about your personal information you look a lot like our teammate," Shikamaru spoke with a sigh gazing at the clouds above them.

"I'm actually looking for two of your comrades," Sarada chimed up.

Temari inquired, "Your name." Once again the petite girl repositioned her glasses frame on her nose.

"Sarada Uchiha."

Both figures froze with the wind blowing into their faces.

Shikamaru furrowed his eyebrows, "Uchiha…?"

Sarada neutrally spoke, "Yes."

"No wonder," Temari spoke up quietly.

Sarada looked confused, "What?"

"She has Sakura's large forehead and hair like… Sasuke's." Temari managed to say his name. She had a bit of a grudge with the Uchiha during past events.

"Meaning you're their child?" Temari grinned at the discovery of embarrassing news, that her dear friend, Sakura, wouldn't like to hear.

"I figured that out already, –" Shikamaru stated before the sand nin cut him off.

"Here he goes again bragging he has an IQ over 200."

"Temari," Shikamaru sighed again.

Sarada chuckled, "You guys are so cute together." Before she realized what she said Temari broke to it.

"We're what?" She huffed angrily with her cheeks dusted with a dark shade of red either caused by her anger or embarrassment.

Sarada sweat dropped. 'What have I gotten myself into?'

"I'm sure that you came here to tell us something important?" Shikamaru calmly spoke trying not to fiddle with Temari's nerves; the last thing he needed was another fight with this troublesome lady.

"I just wanted to say that, –" Sarada started laughing while Temari arched her eyebrow and Shikamaru closed his eyes and prepared himself to lay down on the lime green grass.

Sarada continued, "That you two are going to get married."

Shikamaru opened one eye and sighed. She stiffened under Temari's gaze knowing she'd throw another rampage but worse than the last one.

Temari screeched, "What," She paused letting the venom ooze out of her and affect the petite girl. "Did you just say?"

Shikamaru smirked, his eyes averting the direction Temari's rampage. If it was any other situation he would of retorted with 'troublesome' or 'what a drag' but this time he was quite amused by how this event turned out they weren't any of the several scenarios Shikamaru had come up with. This was in fact new.

Sarada pointed at Shikamaru, "Shikamaru-san isn't complaining, I don't see why you should…," swallowing nothing inside her throat, trying to be careful of what she said to the tempered kunoichi. "Temari-san."

"Temari-san my butt! And since when did Shikamaru not complain…" Temari quieted her voice after every word she said. It was like her own words stung her brain.

"W-wait! Shikamaru this is your entire fault!" Temari accusingly glared at him while her face reddened.

"It's not my fault for falling in love with you." Shikamaru stated bluntly.

Temari sputtered over her words trying to get her mouth to say something right, "Wait... What. When? How? Why?"

Sarada jumped up onto her feet and grinned, "I better get going! Just one more thing…"

The pineapple head chunnin replied when there was no question and ignoring his soon to be wife's antics, "Sasuke and Sakura were at Ichiraku's with Naruto."

Sarada smiled, "Arigato! Have fun you two!"

Time passed slow. Just after Sarada's departure only 10 minutes had passed. The tension was so high that a knife couldn't easily cut it.

"Temari…" Shikamaru tried to put his hand on her shoulder striving her to reason with him. Instead she turned her back towards his face.

"Go away. I'm angry at you."

"That's stupid Temari. You can't be angry at me just for…," Shikamaru sighed. 'What a drag. Do I necessarily have to say this all the time?'

"Just for loving you."

AN: Okay my friends told me not to write this as a one-shot maybe up to 10 chapters max. So yeah. Naruto goes in for a surprise. You wouldn't understand unless you're me. XD Please tell me if they're out of character! Ja ne!