Today is my birthday and I wanted to celebrate it. This story is written by me, for me, and about me. I get cocky in here, mock myself and the characters, to entertain myself. This story is for me, but I wanted to share it anyway. Hope you're having a good day today, because it is special! This is my 100th fic as well. It has been a long ride, guys... Let's see if I will make it to 200.

This is an interview with the following characters about the "movies" they have been in. If you are curious about the stories they have been in, scroll down till the end and find a list there. Or just look at my profile. Also works.

Naruto characters: Deidara, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka, Gaara
Attack on Titan characters: Erwin Smith, Levi
Free! characters: Makoto Tachibana, Rin Matsuoka
Digimon character: Ken Ichijouji

Enjoy!

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With the royal invite in hand, dressed in a beautiful princess ball gown, I made my way through the golden doors. This was going to be my special night where I would meet my prince charming and would be swept off to some far away country, and I would leave all the other girls behind, envying what I had managed on this particular night.

Okay, a girl can dream. This night would not be about me at all and this is also not what you have come for. But I still was the one who had gotten the only invite as a reporter to come to this party. And I was dressed in my favourite little black dress, showing off just enough skin to be daring. I needed to be perfect. I could've run into my prince charming here. There were so many stars there that my eyes still glisten every time I think of it. The thought that I was present at the biggest and most wanted interview of this year is still overwhelming. But I got to talk to all these actors, asking them about our favourite director. And do we envy her…

The sound of my heels touching the floor was absorbed by the red carpeted floor covering the entire hallway of the hotel. The place really was fancy, showing off how much money Dana really made with all the movies she created. But there was not much time to stare in awe at the golden chandeliers than hung from the ceiling, sparkling in the warm light they emitted. A woman dressed in a tight fitting suit ushered me towards something I assumed was a ballroom, closing the door behind me instantly. After that everything went dark for a moment. Mostly because I was too star struck, finally coming eye to eye with all these celebrities I have admired for so long. The casual talk only stopped for a second as they glanced over at me, but I clearly wasn't important enough to even acknowledge. It was awesome.

Gathering every ounce of guts I could find within myself, I finally dared to step towards the biggest star. The one I needed to talk to mostly. If I could only just hear him say hi, I would be the happiest girl in the world. The interview didn't have the best start, but it was happening and I was here!

Me: "Hello Deidara, sir"
Deidara: "Hey"
Me: "Hi, I'm the invited interviewer for the magazine 'Hear it all about your OTP'. I'm Mary Sue and would like to ask some questions."
Deidara: "Oh, right. Dana told us about that. Great way to celebrate your own birthday. Have others talk about you while you sit somewhere on your throne away from all the crowds."
Itachi: "He's a bit bitter, because he wasn't invited to the private party."
Me: "Who is invited to it then?"
Deidara and Itachi: "Her laptop"

Me: "Would you consider yourself close friends then? Since her laptop is more important on her birthday."
Itachi: "Oh, Dana loves us all very dear. Sometimes her attention shifts to a new actor and we don't see much of her for a while, but she always comes back. Especially to Deidara. He's Dana's favourite and I would say they can almost be seen as best friends."
Deidara: "I would believe that too if she actually answered my texts!"
Naruto: "Rookie mistake. You know Dana is lazy with answering texts or PMs or something alike. You need to Skype message her. She is always on that laptop of hers, so what did you expect?"

It seemed my question awakened some feelings inside of Deidara. The glare he was now sending Naruto's way, didn't really leave a good vibe behind. I think Deidara cares quite a bit about Dana, even if he wouldn't outright admit it. But the group was quite honest already. This way I would get the first gossips right out of the horse's mouth.

Me: "So how do you keep in touch mostly?"
Naruto: "Usually it starts out with a short text that only consists of a summary of this new idea she has. She will mention the other actors as well, and that's the invite to come over."
Itachi: "Not many of us actually get private messages. Most of us are purely meant for creating movies together. Only some will be invited for private meetings."
Me: "And who gets that honour?"
Deidara: "I will get them most frequent. Besides me I think Itachi gets them sometimes. Then we have Erwin too. Ino has been over a few times. And maybe a few more."
Sasuke: "You forgot about me. I get to come over quite a lot as well now. I am her new favourite."

Deidara: "You wish, pretty boy. You don't get the same treatment I do. And don't forget that she now owns the same outfit I wore in 'To Tame an Uchiha'. She wants to be me."
Sasuke: "Or she wants to fuck me!"
Me: "This was the first time you worked together as two main leads, right?"
Deidara: "Yeah, and it was actually quite fun. Dana worked together with another director for this movie, a director we both worked with already as well. The flow was nice and Sasuke is great to work with too."
Sasuke: "There had been talks about a sequel of some kind, but that's been put on the shelf."
Deidara: "Though Dana and I have been discussing things about my role, and how to take it further. So maybe somewhere in the future I will show up again as the 'Master'.

Me: "That would be interesting to see. You as the master for other characters. But I think this shows that you do get a special treatment over others, right Deidara?"
Deidara: "Well, as mentioned before I am the one that comes over most frequently. I also get to work privately with Dana on some projects that have been forming in her head. We act out some stuff together as well, so I understand the role I'll be playing better. Though she screwed me over a few times with that by giving me the role she was playing and then Itachi the role I had been playing originally."
Me: "So you get to work privately with Dana on some plots for future movies. Now I have seen quite a lot of Dana's movies, and I know what kind of content they have. My question therefore is, do you act out all the content?"

A silence settles between us and I know exactly what kind of answer that is. There has been a rumour going on for a long time that Dana might be sleeping with some of the actors. And Deidara's face is telling me this is true. But would it be just Deidara or would there be others too? Who are the lucky people that actually get to experience sharing the bed with someone who knows exactly how to portray the very seem scenes?

Itachi: "I think how all Dana's work processes go, is something private."
Me: "But this is something our readers would love to hear. How it all works."
Itachi: "Then I believe you would have to ask Dana herself, but she's at a private laptop party, and won't be coming down any time soon."

Shut down by the always polite Itachi. That man is almost like the characters he often plays in Dana's movies. Maybe this was all just an act as well.

Me: "Okay, let's move on to something else. There is one question the readers really wanted us to ask. Is it true that Dana has an obsession with blond actors?"
Naruto: "Oh, this is something we have debated on as well. I know she prefers Sasuke over me though, so for us that's not the case. But there are many blond actors she does fangirl over. Deidara is of course one of them. Then we have our lovely blond girl, Ino. I've heard she fancies Mello too, though she has never worked with him before. And then she gushes over Erwin a lot, who is her celebrity crush."
Deidara: "He is not her crush!"
Erwin: "She has told me first hand. Dana has a crush on me."
Deidara: "Don't be so cocky about it!"
Levi: "Get your panties out of your ass and face the facts, Deidara. You know she adores Erwin, so much that she finds him scary to really approach. The old man just really has this thing about him."
Erwin: "I am not old…"

Ken: "Guys, I am not blond though, so the statement isn't completely true. I know she likes me a lot as well and has big plans for me. She made me and TK come over numerous times already to act out a few scenes for our next movie."
Rin: "And don't forget Makoto. She can't stop talking about how cute he is and how he's pretty much a huge teddy bear. She might not work with us very often, but she always mentions how well we do in other movies. Dana thinks she can't do us justice, which I think is a very nice compliment coming from someone so talented."
Makoto: "I wish she had the guts to actually work with us more. She is lovely to work with. Strict but fair and you always come out a better man."

Gaara: "I think it's not the blond hair Dana goes for, even if it seems like that sometimes. Dana is focused on personalities and what kind of roles would fit us. She really thinks about her castings. I like how she also has certain pairs that she thinks work well together, but she is not afraid to break them apart either. Dana really is a great director and I hope to star in one of her bigger movies as well someday."
Deidara: "Where did you come from?"
Ino: "Dana actually was here a few minutes ago and we talked with her for a bit. You were too busy with the interview to even notice."
Deidara: "What?!"

Me: "Ah, that's a shame. I would've loved talking to Dana as well and hear about her projects. Some really are very popular."
Ino: "Well, that wouldn't be my movies, which really is bullshit. Girls should get more attention and I know Dana agrees on this. She wants to work more with girls and show how awesome they are. Everyone always goes for the guys, but we have a lot more to offer. She has a few ideas planned with me and also one with Sakura, and I hope those will work out well. We need to show these people what we can do too!

Sasuke: "Too bad 'Crossing the Distance' is far more popular than any other movie could ever reach. Nothing has reached our level yet."
Naruto: "I have to admit I never expected this much popularity on this movie at first, but it's amazing how far we've gotten with it."
Me: "What do you think is the cause of your popularity in comparison to other movies by Dana?"
Naruto: "It's a relatable story first of all, so that pulls people in. And we need to admit that we had some other big movies before, which catches the attention of fans as well. They follow where we go. So it gives the movie popularity, and that motivates Dana to work with us more, which is something we really enjoy doing. I hope we'll get another movie together. We are doing a movie with two other directors together right now as well though. In this case I work mostly with another director, but Sasuke is in the hands of Dana again."
Sasuke: "It shows that Dana really enjoys working with me. 'Third Guy's a Charm' is off to a great start and Dana has really put a lot of work into the character I'll be playing. I think I'll be showing up more often."

Deidara: "You know what, it all doesn't matter. I am still her favourite."
Sasuke: "Yeah right, you've been replaced by someone younger. Me."
Erwin: "No, she prefers someone older and wiser. I am the one she has a crush on."
Ino: "Idiots, she's into girls. I am therefore her favourite."
Ken: "I think there is a good chance I am actually her favourite."

The door then opens and with all the ranting of the actors around me, I find a moment to turn my head. There in the doorway is finally the director herself, with a big chocolate cake in her hand, of which is already been eaten, by herself it seems. This would be my chance. Taking a sprint towards her, I see Dana almost drop the cake out of fear. I've heard hugging is something Dana is not fond of and my gleeful smile must've frightened her. But this is my chance to ask the question.

Me: "Dana, who is your favourite actor?"
Dana: "… Deidara"
Deidara: "Yesssss, suck it, bitches!"

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Thank you for reading, guys! If you have nothing good to say, just say nothing. Let this birthday girl enjoy her story and just click return. Don't be a bitch.

And now I may or may not be back with writings... Still lack much motivation at the moment.

Love, Dana

PS: And a big thank you to xLoveless19 for giving me the starting point! It made me push forward and got me to finish it!

Deidara: Starring in: "Dear Diary" "Voiceless" "Protecting" "When I Met You" "Choices" "Choices For You" "Fallen For You" "What If" "To Tame an Uchiha" "Pick The Right One" "Element Bender" "The Change" "Are You My Forever After" and several short movies.
Itachi: Uchiha. Starring in: "Dear Diary" "Voiceless" "Protecting" "When I Met You" "Choices" "Choices For You" "Fallen For You" "What If" "Pick The Right One" "Element Bender" "Are You My Forever After" and several short movies.
Sasuke: Uchiha. Starring in: "In Sickness and in Health" "Crossing the Distance" "To Tame an Uchiha" "Love" "Choices" "Choices For You" "Secret Santa" "Are You My Forever After" and several short movies.
Naruto: Uzumaki. Starring in: "In Sickness and in Health" "Crossing the Distance" "Love" "Choices" "Choices For You" "Secret Santa" "Are You My Forever After" and several short movies.
Ino: Yamanaka. Starring in: "Mates, Imprints or Being Alone" "Are You My Forever After" and several short movies.
Gaara: Starring in: "Things My Little Brother Asks" "Are You My Forever After" and several short movies.
Erwin: Smith. Starring in: "Commander Erwin Smith" and a short movie.
Levi: Starring in: "Commander Erwin Smith" and several short movies, among which the popular "Sleeping Arrangements"
Ken: Ichijouji. Starring in: "You Deserve Better" and several short movies.
Makoto: Tachibana. Starring in: Several short movies.
Rin: Matsuoka. Starring in: Several short movies.