1This story is like the movie, " Who want's to marry Ryan Banks" But with my own twist, to spice it up. So see if you like it I hope you do, and Enjoy!
Also I love JAMES POTTER(My absolute favorite!), REMUS LUPIN AND BUT NOT THE LEAST SIRIUS BLACK!
James, Sirius, Peter, Remus and Lily, and
"Ha Ha, Your hair it's so ugly."
"Well I hate your face, you dirtbag."
"Well at least my hair isn't frizzy!"
"Well I rather have frizzy hair than hair like a dog and at least I don't act like sucha ass!"
"Don't you diss my mullet!... It's ok my beautiful... Don't let the evil girl hurt your feelings... she didn't mean it!" Sirius says talking quietly to his long hair while smoothing it with his hand.
"But you got to admit she has a beautiful ass."
With that comment, it sent Lily to the roof, she walked straight up to Peter Petgriew and smacked him hard across the face.
"Damn woman! You hit hard" Peter yells
"Good!" Then to went to hit Sirius Black hard across the face as well, leaving a well deserved mark.
"Damn woman what the fuck did I do?"
"That was for cheating on my best friend, Black, and learn some respect you asshole, you disgust me." With that comment said, Lily Evans stalked away.
"That's what you get for cheating on Kiara."
"Was it my fault that Abby was hot at hell, with that tube top on and the shortest skirt in the world." Sirius says
"YES!" all the Marauders shouted.
"Why did you have to kiss her of all places, in the common room?" James says asking
"I'll tell you why Patfoot did it. He was thinking with the wrong part of his anatomy." Remus says.
"Hey what can I say, I'm a guy, I can only blame it was hormones." Sirius says grinning
"You see, talking like that gave you that slap mark on your face." James replied smirking
"How was I suppose to know that Lily Evan's of all people could hit so hard." Sirius says
"What can I tell you..." James replies
"Well you could say 'I'm so sympathetic for you, Patfoot,' for one." Sirius say's pouting
"No I don't think I will, Also what have you learned?" James says laughing
"That, that kitten has claws." Sirius answers
"No, Maybe this will makes you learn that people aren't what they seem." Remus says good hardly
With that Sirius tackled James and they start to wrestle on the ground, with James pining Sirius making all the marauders laughing like hyenas(even Sirius.) Life was good, with your friends and with life.
Up in the Girls' Domain
Lily, Liri and Aurora were comforting Kiara.
(Kiara, Lily, Aurora, Liri)
"You don't need him anyway he's jackass," Aurora exclaimed
"Kiara, Aurora's right, you deserve so much better than him." Liri cries out.
"He's sucha conceited asshole and not to mention a God Forsaking Womanizer," Lily explodes out. "If you want I will kill him for you."
"You guys don't understand, he was my conceited asshole, he was womanizer, HE WAS MY MAN! Kiara says beginning to sob again.
"Sirius Black, You better watch out, I'm going to beat the fucking stuffing out of you." Aurora exclaims punching her fists together.
" You can count me in!" "Me too!" Liri cries out after Lily "I am so going to de-male him."
"You can't possibly be out Liri,"
"And why the hell not?" Liri interrupts
"Well for instance our is the sweetheart of the group and she wouldn't curse for one or have intentions to de-male someone." Lily explains laughing while feeling Liri forehead, to see if she was right in the head.
"Yes I do, I do too curse, and play pranks on jerks like Sirius Black." Liri replies stammering just a little.
"Oh no, I think we corrupted precious Liri." Kiara explains laughing.
"Hey... well I guess it was good for one thing ...I mean your laughing now so I did get you to feel better"..."HEY YOU GUYS" Liri says whining, "You didn't corrupt me... I mean, you guys are so mean." says giving up, she knew she wasn't going to win.
"But you still love us." Lily says smirking
"Yeah I think I'm going to re-think that decision now," Liri murmurs under her breath
"What was that Liri," Lily asks who has impeccable hearing, "You want us to tickle you till we can't tickle no more... if that was the case then, Ok...let's get her girls. " Lily say inching closer to liri who was scrawled on top of the bed.
All the girls are tickling Liri like crazy having the time of their lives, and completely forgetting all about the plan to de-male Sirius Black...or so it seems
Sirius Black happened to hear their conversation outside their dorm room door.
"You don't think,. they would actually so that do you?" Sirius asks the other marauders once they were back in their own dorm room, looking quite pale.
"Well let's just say I really don't want to be you right now." James replies as Remus and Peter nod as well.
"Here's what I'm going to do, I'm go apologize to Kiara, and then ask her out again, I mean she can't hurt a loved one, can she?" Sirius says excitedly
"He's never going to learn is he?" Remus asks James as James come back from locking the door, just in case the other girl decided to inflict pain upon them.
Then a swarm of screaming begins to be heard outside their dorm.
"No I don't think so." James says shaking his head.
"I mean... I not even that stupid" Peter says.
BAM BANG BAM
"GUYS, GUYS HURRY UP AND OPEN THE DOOR ! THE GIRLS ARE CHASING ME WITH GIANT SCISSOR , IN ATTEMPT TO CHOP OF MY BALLS! (now who could this be)
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