Strange Adventure!

By NocturneD/WINGZ

Note: My reason for making this story is just an experiment and while watching the PBS show called Arthur and Postcards from Buster, I found them very entertaining even if it is a kid's shows and thought it deserves to be kicked up a little with some Family Guy style comedy. Now, really some of you will find this either hilarious or terrible. I've read a few stories from the Arthur section and some of them are pretty funny but others are like random, then others are still childish as the show was meant to be most of the time.

It was like any ordinary day in Elwood City, the sun was shining, and the wind was blowing slightly like a perfect spring day. Unfortunately, it was Monday meaning a school day for Arthur and his friends. For some reason, this day wasn't like the others not meaning like Mr. Ratburn their rat faced teacher was absent, but more likely it had to do with Mr. Ratburn after all. The children were already in their seats talking of what they did over the weekend, their teacher Mr. Ratburn was running a little late.

Binky, the huge kid with an ass-shaped head with a face on it thought it would be funny to throw something at Arthur. The big kid dug through his desk to find something but could really find anything decent to throw looking for something big. Binky tried to think but it made his head hurt too much, immediately he was interrupted by the door opening and shutting. There was Mr. Ratburn walking into class with his briefcase acting casual, the children's mouths were open wide to see something different about their teacher as he is showing a little more skin than usual.

"Did Mr. Ratburn get a haircut or something?" Buster whispered to Arthur.

"No. I think it's something else… he's a…" Arthur tried to whisper but was interrupted by Mr. Ratburn trying to make an announcement.

"Children, if I could get your attention please. I would like to explain what would be going on from now on, as you see there is something different about me. As you notice I am indeed wearing no clothes at all. Yes, I am now a nudist." Mr. Ratburn explained, the kids still were stunned.

"Man. This is more shocking when I first saw Arthur's mom naked in the shower and I had my video camera with me at the moment." Buster replied, not noticing Arthur was right next to him with an angry look on his face.

"Buster!" Arthur exclaimed. "When the hell did you do that?"

"Relax Arthur it wasn't like I put it up on the internet." Buster defended himself.

Flashback

Buster was in his room, making sure that no one else would come into his room while he was busy doing something with his video camera. He locked his door and sat at his computer, plugging his camera into computer system. Working by uploading whatever he captured on his camera onto the internet and typed in "See Footage of My Best Friend's Mother Naked!"

End of Flashback

"Oh…" Buster reminded himself.

"Oh dang, I dropped the chalk. Let me just bend over and pick it up." Mr. Ratburn explained while he bent down to retrieve the piece of chalk, the children were still stunned by this while George, the moose child turned his head slightly to vomit onto the floor.

"Don't look directly into it!" Buster shouted.

Three hours later…

It was lunch time as the children started to get their daily school meal. Nothing was any different in lunch period until Mr. Ratburn decided to come into the cafeteria to be an aid and watch over the children. After Arthur and best friend Buster started eating Mr. Ratburn started to walk around the room to monitor the kids as they eat, some of the kids tried to ignore the nudist teacher while others didn't feel like eating anymore. Arthur and Buster picked up their trays and threw whatever was left into the trash can and left for recess.

"Hey Arthur, I have to drain the lizard…" Busted said leaving to the boy's restroom.

"Yeah I got to go too." Arthur replied.

Upon entering the restroom, the two walk directly to the urinals spacing in between each other. The two started to do their business until hearing something inhuman coming from the stall behind them, sounds a lot like grunting and groaning… and farting…

"Oh… I knew I shouldn't have had that burrito last night." Groaned a familiar voice.

"Binky?" The two friends asked in unison.

"Who's there? If that's anyone out there I'll pound you if you say anything about this!" Binky warned them followed by a groan.

"You give birth to a cow in there?" Buster asked.

"No… It just won't come out!" Binky groaned followed by a huge fart.

"Binky how about a courtesy flush?" Arthur asked.

"Up yours!" Binky groaned then farted again.

"Maybe you're constipated? Or just forgot how to crap?" Buster asked.

Arthur and Buster thought it was funny to see a big kid like Binky in a fight he just can't win with his bowels. Quickly it became so smelly in the bathroom there wasn't even enough room to breath or even laugh.

"Man we better get back to class or the nudist will come after us." Buster managed to say still laughing.

The two went back to class leaving the huge kid fighting off his bowel problems by himself while still laughing still a little cautious about Mr. Ratburn or the nudist they would call him from now on. Buster stopped suddenly and forgot to tell his best-friend…

"Arthur, you know I do a lot of traveling right?" Buster asked.

"Yeah." Arthur replied.

"Well, I forgot by tonight I will be leaving to some place called San Andreas to visit my uncle Johnny" Buster explained.

"Never heard of the place and it's a drag you're leaving again." Arthur sighed. "Isn't he the uncle that doesn't do anything and has no job? Plus he never cleans up after himself and lives on welfare?"

"Yeah that's the one!" Buster replied. "Good old uncle Johnny, though his house is a mess it's still so fun to go over there!"

"Remember the last time you went and came back with stitches because you cut yourself on a broken beer bottle at his house?" Arthur asked.

To be continued…

Note: Okay, that's where it ends so far. I don't really plan on making the next chapters right away but next time I'm all hoped up on sugar I'll think about it like I did with this chapter. Now, as a writer I do respect Mark Brown's books as I still read them to my little brother before he goes to sleep at night, I really hope this story won't offend anyone… Hell I might even delete this probably in a month if it doesn't get too much attention just hope there is someone out there that would enjoy this.