A small drabble as story number 99! Conversations between Itachi and Deidara after death, sitting on their clouds and looking down at the people below.
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Life really ends after you die. But what comes next? Does death continue afterwards, stretching on into nothingness? Or does death mean you'll be stuck with the people you knew during life? At least you're able to look down and see what the other fuck ups are doing with their lives. It does make you wonder if they deserve it as much.
- A conversation about Naruto's name giving skills
Deidara: "Bolt? Who the hell names their kid, Bolt?"
Itachi: "You would name your child Bang, so don't complain."
Deidara: "That's... a way better name than Bolt!"
Itachi: *Rolls eyes*
- A conversation about the fact that Sasuke had a child and what this means
Deidara: "Your brother had sex."
Itachi: "And your point is?"
Deidara: "Your cute little brother had sex and has a kid and will have way more sex than you ever did."
Itachi: "... At least he won't die a virgin"
Deidara: "Katsu!"
- A conversation about the war
Deidara: "This is exactly why I never liked you. You Uchihas come from darkness."
Itachi: "You haven't been paying attention. We actually are the family that loves the most. We could've been great friends, Deidara."
Deidara: "What are you doing?"
Itachi: "Letting you know what could've been. What feelings we have lost."
Deidara: "Creeper!"
- A conversation about friendships
Itachi: "You know I always wondered how some people could be friends when they were total opposites. I could never imagine myself being friends with you for example."
Deidara: "Honest much?"
Itachi: "It's just that your emotions are all over the place and at any given time you could explode in anger. You're not composed and it irks me."
Deidara: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Itachi: "Just look at Naruto and Sasuke. They are complete opposites, but are best friends for some reason, just like us. But with them I can see it work. With us it's just different. We're not compatible."
Deidara: "Why are you even here?! This is my cloud!"
Itachi: "No just hear me out on this…"
Deidara: "No, get the fuck off my cloud!"
- A conversation about deaths
Itachi: "It must really irritate you that Gaara is still alive. He even became Kazekage and is one of the best I've heard."
Deidara: "Well, at least I didn't get killed by my little brother."
Itachi: "Instead you got killed by my little brother."
Deidara: "No, I killed myself. Sasuke didn't kill me."
Itachi: "… How is that better?"
Deidara: "Why do you keep coming to my cloud?!"
- A conversation about clouds
Deidara: "Why do you keep coming here?"
Itachi: "Because it's fun here."
Deidara: "Don't you have other people to hang out with? Family members? Kisame? Others that can actually stand you?"
Itachi: "Mom is babying me and dad is only complaining about how I should've done things differently."
Deidara: "And Kisame?"
Itachi: "… He only wants to watch sharks in the water all day long, and comment on their behaviour. I like to watch people, and you do too. So you are more fun to hang out with."
Deidara: "That's actually quite nice of you."
Itachi: "And it entertains me when you get angry when I comment on things."
Deidara: "Get off my cloud!"
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Characters © Masashi Kishimoto
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