DISCLAIMERS: Well WBTV owns Dawson´s Creek. I just write this stuff.
I know I´ve been under a lot of bashing for my Dawson stories.
I repeat: I love Dawson´s Creek. It´s a great show. And Dawson Leery is
a nice guy. Still, I can´t help it and I write this stories about him.
I dunno why but maybe it´s inmadurity. If you read the other ones and you felt
offended then don´t read this.
DON´T DRINK AND DRIVE, DAWSON!
It was a beautiful night at Capeside. The moon reflected itsel in the water like a big silver coin
and everybody were at the Mitch and Gale´s party at the restaurant.
The St. Valentines day celebration were organized by Gretchen and Joey and all were having a great time.
Suddenly, Dawson entered the party completely drunk.
Everybody freezed.
"Whoa! Whuzzup? Why everybody look at me, man? " - said Dawson
"Son, you´re drunk!" -Said Mitch worried.
"Yup! So what, you muscled-no-brain? Didn´t you get drunk when
you were a teeeeeeennager? I like to drink beer an´stuff, you know?
Hey, Pace why don´t you kiss my..."
"As I was saying, son, you shouldn´t drink. After all, you´re still recovering from
your broken back last week"
"Jezz, you buttmonkey! Lemme Alone! I wanna another frigging brewsky, fer god´s sake.
Hey, Jen! Wanna shake my monkey?"
Jen was very nervous. And went to Jack looking for protection.
"Dawson, man I know you´re upset"- said Pacey - "But you got to calm down... you could harm yourself..."
"I won´t hurt me self, you bastard. Even though you´re licking my all-time-girl-friend´s butt."
Everybody were feeling awkard. Dawson´s was very violent in his reactions. They all agreed they should
try to take him home and lay him in his bed. But Dawson went straight to the bar and asked for a whisky.
Joey put her hand in his back and said:
"Dawson... I know you´re in pain, but drinking won´t make your problems go away. They will be there when you recover..."
Dawson looked into those gentle, beautiful brown eyes and smiled.
"Shuddup, lil´bitchy! My balls are on the floor, I´m tired of ye and
that two-faced idiot! Wanna se´ something funnnny?"
He puked on her lap.
"Ugh, Dawson grow up!"
"GET HIM!" - said Jack
"Hey, piss off, you pink-colored-creep! Go fin´yerself a friend or sumthing"
Dawson got up and jumped outside the restaurant ruuning like a rabbit.
"Heh! I got outta this freakin´place!" - he said to himself - "I need beer..."
He got into his new car, that mommy bought him, and started the engine.
"Ups! another lil´duck"
And he puked into his lap.
"Jumping jeepers that wuz funnny as hell, man!"
He headed to the street but he forgot about the reverse and the car went
back straight into the restaurant destroying everything and sending Drue straight into the creek.
Dawson got out of the car and looked at the mess. The place was on fire and Jen had a broken elbow.
Jack was bleeding on the floor and Pacey was trying to get Gale up.
Gramps was dead (again!)
"Jezz, that was damned funny. I think I´ll take a dump right here!"
"Dawson, don´t! Not on the roast beef!" - Cried Joey
"Shuddup, Potter! I do everything I want cuz I own da freakin´place, ya know?"
And so he did. Of course Mitch kicked his ass and expeled him into the air of the silent night.
Dawson fell on the dock and landed on his butt.
"Freakin´hell! I believe I can fly like Superman and that stoopid guy R Kelly from the Space Jam movie."
Then He passed out.
The End
I know I´ve been under a lot of bashing for my Dawson stories.
I repeat: I love Dawson´s Creek. It´s a great show. And Dawson Leery is
a nice guy. Still, I can´t help it and I write this stories about him.
I dunno why but maybe it´s inmadurity. If you read the other ones and you felt
offended then don´t read this.
DON´T DRINK AND DRIVE, DAWSON!
It was a beautiful night at Capeside. The moon reflected itsel in the water like a big silver coin
and everybody were at the Mitch and Gale´s party at the restaurant.
The St. Valentines day celebration were organized by Gretchen and Joey and all were having a great time.
Suddenly, Dawson entered the party completely drunk.
Everybody freezed.
"Whoa! Whuzzup? Why everybody look at me, man? " - said Dawson
"Son, you´re drunk!" -Said Mitch worried.
"Yup! So what, you muscled-no-brain? Didn´t you get drunk when
you were a teeeeeeennager? I like to drink beer an´stuff, you know?
Hey, Pace why don´t you kiss my..."
"As I was saying, son, you shouldn´t drink. After all, you´re still recovering from
your broken back last week"
"Jezz, you buttmonkey! Lemme Alone! I wanna another frigging brewsky, fer god´s sake.
Hey, Jen! Wanna shake my monkey?"
Jen was very nervous. And went to Jack looking for protection.
"Dawson, man I know you´re upset"- said Pacey - "But you got to calm down... you could harm yourself..."
"I won´t hurt me self, you bastard. Even though you´re licking my all-time-girl-friend´s butt."
Everybody were feeling awkard. Dawson´s was very violent in his reactions. They all agreed they should
try to take him home and lay him in his bed. But Dawson went straight to the bar and asked for a whisky.
Joey put her hand in his back and said:
"Dawson... I know you´re in pain, but drinking won´t make your problems go away. They will be there when you recover..."
Dawson looked into those gentle, beautiful brown eyes and smiled.
"Shuddup, lil´bitchy! My balls are on the floor, I´m tired of ye and
that two-faced idiot! Wanna se´ something funnnny?"
He puked on her lap.
"Ugh, Dawson grow up!"
"GET HIM!" - said Jack
"Hey, piss off, you pink-colored-creep! Go fin´yerself a friend or sumthing"
Dawson got up and jumped outside the restaurant ruuning like a rabbit.
"Heh! I got outta this freakin´place!" - he said to himself - "I need beer..."
He got into his new car, that mommy bought him, and started the engine.
"Ups! another lil´duck"
And he puked into his lap.
"Jumping jeepers that wuz funnny as hell, man!"
He headed to the street but he forgot about the reverse and the car went
back straight into the restaurant destroying everything and sending Drue straight into the creek.
Dawson got out of the car and looked at the mess. The place was on fire and Jen had a broken elbow.
Jack was bleeding on the floor and Pacey was trying to get Gale up.
Gramps was dead (again!)
"Jezz, that was damned funny. I think I´ll take a dump right here!"
"Dawson, don´t! Not on the roast beef!" - Cried Joey
"Shuddup, Potter! I do everything I want cuz I own da freakin´place, ya know?"
And so he did. Of course Mitch kicked his ass and expeled him into the air of the silent night.
Dawson fell on the dock and landed on his butt.
"Freakin´hell! I believe I can fly like Superman and that stoopid guy R Kelly from the Space Jam movie."
Then He passed out.
The End