A/N: Random Supernatural drabble, sort-of inspired by the uber-hilarious Twilight fic "Texting 'Til the BREAK of DAWN," but only in the sense that both are told through text messages.
Title from Lady Gaga & Beyonce's "Telephone" for no other reason than I wanted to keep with my tradition of titling fics after song titles/lyrics and there aren't any good songs about texting. :)
SxW83 is Sam, obviously, & the phone number is Dean's.
Enjoy. :) [& review!]
SxW83: Dean. We are coming for youuuuuu.
7855553369: Who the hell is this?
SxW83: We're coming for youuuuuu, Dean Winchesterrrrrr.
7855553369: This crap ain't funny. Sammy, I'm gonna kick your ass.
SxW83: Took you long enough. What gave it away, my initials or my birth year?
7855553369: What the hell are you doing?
SxW83: I realized I can IM your phone. Nifty, huh?
7855553369: Who says nifty?
SxW83: Me.
7855553369: That's b/c U R a douche bag.
SxW83: Aw. It's so cute when Deany tries to be funny.
7855553369: I hate you.
SxW83: :D
7855553369: #$% you, SAMMY.
SxW83: :DDD