Author's Note: I am not exactly sure why I made this...I needed to practice poetry styles for I project I want to do in one of my classes, and I was on a haiku rampage. Now, the haikus are made to look as if they were written by the Homestuck cast themselves; this batch includes Karkat, Gamzee, Eridan, Nepeta, and Sollux-themed haikus. I will write more if you all ask me to; also, send me suggestions of who I should use next. (Note: I am still quite far behind in Homestuck; I have not yet made it to Jane and the others, (I've only really made it to the part where Rose has left Jaspers to continue on her mission, and Terezi talking to Dave about getting the legendary sword "Excalibur"), so please keep suggestions 'spoiler-free'. Thank you, dears.)
Only six for now, as a way of previewing to you all what is to come; enjoy.
(1)
FIGHT WITH FUTURE ME,
WRITE STUPID AND POINTLESS NOTES,
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
(2)
InSaNe ClOwN pOsSe?
ThIs Is FuCkInG bLaSpHeMy,
FuCk YoU, sTrIdEr; HoNk :0(.
(3)
HE GRINS STUPIDLY,
TOO HAPPY FOR HIS OWN GOOD,
FUCK, WHO IS THIS DOUCHE?
(4)
moirail left me,
sol just wwon't put out for me,
forevver alone.
(5)
:33 equius is nice,
:33 even when he gets sweaty,
:33 I still pounce on him.
(6)
ii'm telliing you, no,
do not eat the miind honey,
bad 2hiit wiill happen.