The Trio's Bad Hare
Day
(Harry, Ron and
Hermione are in the Great Hall)
Harry: Hohoho! Merry
Christmas, Ron and Hermione!
Ron and Hermione: Merry
Christmas too!
Harry: Let's get outta
here!
(Three of them, wearing
their dress robes, ran down to see Hagrid)
Harry: HO! Quick hide
behind the bushes!
(Three of them scurry
into the bushes)
Hermione: Look at Madam
Maxime and Hagrid, what are they doing?
Ron: Oh man!
Harry: Ho, let's get
OUTTA HERE!
(Three of them run off
to the fountain)
Harry: HO! Behind the
tree!
(Three of them squeeze
into the tree)
Ron: Isn't that Fleur
and... Roger? How dare he -
Hermione: RUN!
(Three of them run back
into the castle and into the boys dormitory)
Harry: I will come back
later, leave you two alone...
(Leaves the room for a
while)
Ron: Oh,
Hermione!
Hermione: Uh... uh... I
think... Cho, what are you doing here?
(Cho appears out of
nowhere)
Cho: I'm looking for my
darling Harry!
Hermione: WE will take
you to him!
(Ron, Hermione and Cho
go down and see Harry on the couch)
Cho: Harry
DARLING!
Harry: CCCHHHOOOOO,
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Frantically climbs out
of couch and drag Ron and Hermione out of the common room, three of
them run and run and run...)
Harry: HO! I'm feeling
hungry, let's go down to the kitchens, but first, let's go to the
Owlily!
Hermione:
Owlily?
Harry: Yeah, the
Owlily!
Ron: RUN!
(Three of them run to
the Owlery and see someone...)
Sirius: Hello
Harry!
Harry: Ho, Sirius,
HO!!!
Hermione: RUN FOR YOUR
LIVES!
(Three of them run out
of the Owlery and run...)
Hermione: To the
kitchens!
Harry and Ron: Yeah, to
the kitchens!
(They run to the
kitchen and met house-elves)
Harry: AAAHHH! WE are
being invaded by gremlins! HELP!
Ron and Hermione:
AAHHHH!! RUNNN!!!!
(They run to the Great
Hall)
Harry: HO! We just
missed the Yule Ball!
Hermione: WHAT?!
(Ron lets out a
fart)
Hermione: RON!
(Harry lets out a fart
too and faints, followed by Ron)
Hermione: Oh,
brother!
(Cho appears round the
corner...)
Cho: Yoo-hoo! Harry
DARLING!
(Harry immediately
wakes up and freaks out)
Harry: WHOA, AAHHHHH!!!
RRRUUUNNNN!!!!
(Harry and Hermione
drag Ron to Madam Promfrey)
Madam Promfrey: Now
what?
Harry: HO!
(farts and faints
again)
Hermione:Er.... I got
an idea! Harry, Cho's here!
Harry:
AAAHHHHH!!!!!
(faints again)
Hermione:
Great...
(Harry and Ron wakes up
and the three of them run to Professor Dumbledore's office)
Harry: HO! What's the
password?
Hermione: Er...
Tibet?
Ron: No! It's
Blast-Ended Skrewts!
Harry: No! It's
Powerpuff Girls!
Hermione: I got it!
Professor Mcgonagall!
(Gargoyle jumps to one
side and the three of them run up the stairs)
Ron: Oops...
(tumbles down the
stairs while Harry and Hermione continue running up)
Harry: HO! Professor
Dumbledore, what the -
Hermione: Quick, in the
closet!
(Three of them squash
into the closet and watch closely...)
Dumbledore: Oh
Minerva...
Minerva: Oh
Dumbledore...
(THree of them all
puke)
Hermione: OUTTA
HERE!
(They burst out of the
closet and dash down the stairs and out of the office)
(Clock strikes
midnight)
Harry: HO! Yawn...
let's go to sleep!
(They run up to their
dormitories and fall asleep)
Author: Well, that was
it! Me and my friends acted out the scene! Hope you enjoyed it,
please review!)
