Hey! Brosky here. I really don't know the purpose of this. This is pretty much the result of to much caffeine at night and being up at 4:30 in the flipping morning.

- Lieutenant Brosky

INSERT GENERIC DISCLAIMER HERE!

It's just another usual day in 2fort and the BLU Scout is attempting to cap the RED's intel. However, he doesn't have a very well-thought-out strategy and he quickly runs into the RED Scout.

SCOUT

Yo, the name is RED scout

And you aren't ever gonna figure me out.

I am the scout here! You're a wannabe, a has-been.

Is anybody keeping track of my heads-batted-in?

Dominated, you freaking BLU.

What are you stupid?

I'm running circles around you.

Cause I'm a speedster,

Racing against the clock.

Now. Think fast. Yo, Doc, pick it up!

RED Scout ran off to cap the BLU's intel. BLU scout was just about to go after him, but he was yanked back by the collar of his shirt. He looked up to see the RED Medic looking at him with a malicious grin on his face.

MEDIC

I am the Medic

And its about to get hectic,

"A good doctor?" you ask,

Well sure, but it's a difficult task.

Everyone relies on me to make things better.

(RED Scout): "Yo, Doc, I'm cold. Can you knit me a sweater?"

I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER, DOMKOPFS!

I'm going to saw through your bones!

(BLU Scout): "GAH, I'm bleeding!"

No shit Sherlock Holmes.

I am a hero in battle,

A man greatly feared.

Don't want a house call? Eat an apple.

(RED Heavy): "MEDIC!"

Oh, dear.

Hold this point Engineer!

With that, RED Medic left BLU Scout in the hands of their reliable grease monkey. "Stop spamming E, schweinhund, I'm coming." He said after Heavy.

ENGINEER

Howdy y'all, little runt,

Lets do this Texas style.

I'll get you before can even run a mile

And I won't be out of breath.

I'm just sitting pretty.

When you meet Death, I'll laugh

'cause you couldn't dodge my sentry.

(BLU Scout): "You know, you shouldn't bring a wrench to a gun fight!"

Son, If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open tonight.

Go on little boy, run back home, before this gets nasty.

Argh, oh Damnit, Spy's sapping my sentry!

Run along, snake,

I'm not in the mood for no gentleman's duel.

And just don't think 'bout touching my dispenser -

(BLU Spy): "Peek-a-Boo!" *Backstabs*

SPY

Nothing personal. I just had to shut you up.

(BLU Scout): Hey thanks, pally!

No problem!

FYI,

I am a Spy.

What did you expect, tough guy?

You think that you can take on my friend Nine to One?

Well, then you have got another thing coming, partner.

Engineer was just leaving the spawn room when he came face to face with the barrle of Spy's gun.

Excusez-moi? Did you think I was done?

Oh, no toymaker! I'm just getting warmed up.

The Spy cloaked and his disembodied voice could be heard throughout the spawn room.

They call me a coward,

Think I am afraid to fight.

Well, I'm here to make things right.

Compared to you I am completely Over Powered!

But, alas, I don't have all day, so please,

Just lay your weapons down and walk away.

The sound of a shotgun rang in Engineer's ears and he began laughing at the bloodied mess that used to be the Spy. He nodded at Sniper, who had happened to be gathering more ammo at the resupply cabinet when the Spy walked in.

"I told you Spies are useless!" Sniper said with a grin as he strutted off back to his post.

UPDATE: This story is not likely to be continued.

- Lieutenant Brosky