Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater. If I did, do you think I'd be writing this?

Chapter One~ What?

'Bark!' "Bark!' 'Bark!'

Ugh, it's 5 in the fucking morning. What's Boo (1) barking about this time? I slowly opened my eyes and got up from my bed. I stretched my arms and heard a *Crack* noise. I opened my door and ran down the stairs.

"Boo, why are you barking?" I asked my border collie/wolf mix, hoping that she would gladly return and anwser, but it didn't come. I peeked out the window to the porch (2) and saw a cardboard box sitting on the stairs.

"What the?" I said, opening the door and picking the box up and out of the rain. I walked in to the mud-room and set the box down.

"When did this get here? If it came during the middle of the night Dad would have noticed it this morning when he left for work." I shrugged it off and opened the box. Inside were 13 kittens. They were shivering.

"Aw, you poor things. Here lets get you inside." I picked up the box and brought it inot the living room. I looked at the kittens and noticed something weird about them. They didn't look like normal kittens. I picked on up and brought it to my face.

"Hm. Weird markings for a kitten." I said. He was a boy and he was completly black exept for the mark on his face that looked like a skull. Kinda like a mask. I put him down and picked up another one. He was white and had black eyes. He didn't seem to weird so I put him back in the box.

I picked the one next to him. He was blue and had black eyes. The fur on the top of his head was spiked. "Weird fur color." I said, putting it back down only to have it hiss at me. I quickly grabbed another one. It was white, just like the other one, only this one had red eyes and the fur on his head was sorta spikey. I pet him and put him down.

I grabbed for the lavender one next to him. It was shaking violently. I began to pet her to show her that she was safe. It suprised me when she finnally stopped. I looked at her. She had violet looking fur and blue eyes. I pet her one more time and put her back. Next to her was a black and blonde on. I picked her up and she immediatly began to hiss at me.

"Damn. Bitchy much?" I said, putting her back in the box. I grabbed the red one next. He was real pretty. He had brown eyes. I put him down and grabbed another. He had black fur, just like the other one only he had these three lines in his fur. I smiled. These kittens sure are weird. I put him down and grabbed another.

This one was grey and had what looked to be stiches all over it. In his head was a giant screw. "Who would do such a thing?" I said, poking the screw. The kitten then swipped me with its paw and I put it down. "Bad, kitty." I said, scolding it. I then picked up a sandy blonde one.

"Your really pretty." I said, petting her. She meowed and I put her back down with the rest of the kittens. Only 3 left. I picked a black and white one. She had lavender looking eyes. I smiled at her and put her back in the box.

The next one was a blonde one. She had blue eyes and her fur was real blonde. She kept looking at the room and meowing. It's kinda like she has A.D.D or something. Can cat's even have A.D.D?

I shrugged that question off and picked up the last kitten. She had brownish/blonde fur and her eyes were brown. She didn't seem to care about anything and I put her back in the box and looked at all of them.

"Well now I have to give you guys all names." They all meowed at me and I smiled. I picked up the white one with black eyes first. "Hm, i'll name you Kuro. You fur is really white." I said, putting him next to me so I wouldn't accidentaly name him again. I then picked up the one with the weird skull mask thing.

"I'll name you Shinigami. Your face just gives me this feeling that that should be your name." I put him down and grabbed the one with the three white lines. "Now thats too obvious. You remind me of Kiddo-Kun from Soul eater! Your name will be Kiddo." I said, placing it next to me.

I grabbed the blue one and thought. "Hm, how about Sora. Your fur remind me of the sky." I put him down and grabbed the lavender one. "You remind me of Chrona. Both you and Chrona are timid and shy. That's your name" I said, placing her on my lap. I grabbed the other white on with the red eyes next.

"I've got it! You can be Itachi. Your eyes remind me of him. That or you can be Soul. I can't decide." I put him down next to Kiddo and grabbed the black and white one. "You can be Yumi. I don't know why, but I just like the name." I puther down and grabbed the sany blonde one.

"You can be Suna. It means Sand." I put her down and grabbed the blonde one. I looked at her. "You can be Katara. The name fits you perfectly." She meowed and I put her down. I grabbed the black and blonde one. " How about Hizashi." I put her down quickly before she got in a bitcy mood.

"Two more to go." I said, picking up the red one. "Sasori. Your fur and eye color remind me of my favorite Naruto character ever." I put him down and grabbed the last one. "How about Ino. I like it." I put her down with the rest. They all looked at me like I was insane.

"What? Don't ,like your names? Well get over it. Untill I can find out who your real owners are, your just going to have to keep the names." I said, getting up off the couch and into the kitchen. I noticed that they were following me and smiled. "Um, miss. We don't have owners." I froze.

Did they just talk?

~Oo~

And chapter one is done! Yeah, since no one else wrote about the Soul Eater cast being kittens, I decided to write on myself!

1~ Yeah, Boo is my real dog, she's real cute too!

2~ We have a mud-room that connects to our porch and there's only one window that allows you to see outside to the stairs.

And thats it! Plase R&R! Oh and the first three people who guess all the kittens real names right get's their OC in my story! Yeah I really need OC's and what better way to get them?

Anyways hoped you liked it!

~Grim