Sonic seems to Like Diet Coke

by Eunacis

My first one-shot crackfic, based on a commercial I found on my Batman tape, PS: I don't even like Diet Coke

I DO NOT OWN SONIC

I DO NOT OWN DIET COKE

SERIES OF SHOTS - EXT.-NIGHT

A pair of red shoes is running through the whatever.

INT. OFFICE-NIGHT

PROFESSOR PICKLE is on the phone.

PICKLE:
Hello, Station Square Corner Store? We seem to be down to our last Diet Coke.

PICKLE holds up a Diet Coke.

SONIC is running, again.

PICKLE:
A student of mine is on his way to pick some up,

SONIC running.

PICKLE (Voice Over):
He will be wearing red shoes,

CLOSE UP on a glass being filled

PICKLE:
no, this gentleman will be rather hard to miss.

SONIC running.

PICKLE:
Oh and by the way,

SONIC arrives at the store.

PICKLE (VO):
The student is usualy in quite a hurry.

PICKLE takes a sip.

Voice Over Music Group(VOMG):
Just for the taste of it,

ZOOM IN on a can with SONIC'S spikes.

VOMG:
Diet Coke.

PICKLE:
Ahhh.

I NEEC THERAPY