Mother Russia Is Comin' To Town"
It was a bad day for Russia. He just ran out of Vodka, England kept on summoning him and now he had a world conference in America, in New York, in the dead of winter. He could just feel General Winter grapping and pulling on his scarf with the wind and feel his stares as the snow fluttered down on him. It was crowed this time of the year as America's Christmas was drawing near. "True Christmas on January 7! Once the world becomes one with Mother Russia, everyone will be able to celebrate with me!"
Just then a very familiar American song came out from a nearby screen.
Hey there dudes! Christmas is coming near so here is a classic! Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town!
"Ah! Let's see if I can mess up this American Classic! The look on the fat pig's face would be wonderful if he knew!"
You better watch out
Russia crept into the meeting room with a wide grin.
You better not cry
Russia giggled as he watches Latvia cry in the corner
You better not pout
No Mother does not like naughty children
I'm telling you why
(Grins evilly)
Mother Russia is coming to town
Mother Russia is coming to town
Mother Russia is coming to town
"Russia why don't you sit down now." Germany said as he began the meeting. Russia sat down as he kept on think of the song.
He's making a list,
Hmm, who will become one with me first?
Checking it twice;
Oh let's start with Amerika, da?
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Come little children!~ You can't hide from Mother Russia!
Mother Russia is coming to town
Mother Russia is coming to town
Mother Russia is coming to town
(Giggle)
"Yo, what's up commie! Is your stupid commie ears too full of communism to hear my supper awesome amazballs speech! " America bellowed out.
England glared "You stupid wanker! You speech had nothing to do that was even plausible or remotely reasonable!"
"Iggy speak American! You know I can't understand you!" America looked puzzling to England
"Gaaaaa! Stop calling me Iggy" Then once again the meeting descended to chaos. Russia just sat back and watched.
He sees you when you're sleeping
There you are!
He knows when you're awake
Now, now don't pretend!
He knows if you've been bad or good
You've been really bad!~
So be good for goodness sake
Let's see what we can do to fix that!
You better watch out
Can't have anyone acting out now!
You better cry
Oh it's so fun to see the Baltic burst into tears
You better not pout
Nope just need to make sure everyone understands that they need to be good children!
I'm telling you why
All should listen to Mother Russia!
Mother Russia is coming to town
Mother Russia is coming to town
Mother Russia is coming
Mother Russia is coming
Because all will eventually become onewith Mother Russia, da!
Mother Russia is coming to town
"M-Mr. Russia, sir. The meeting has ended." One of the Baltics informed.
"Da! Let's go into town!" Russia smiled happily.
"Wha-what? But, why would you want to go to town Mr. Russia? You don't need to get anything." Said Latvia not seeing the other to sake there heads wildly trying to quiet him.
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