My name is Johnny, and I like to call myself the doctor of love. I see a lonely man and I present him with companionship, though I usually go too far.
My friends call me Dr. love due to my last name being 'Love', I was born with a surprising ability to increase a person or animals liking towards another person or animal. granted, I can't create love, only intensify it, so a spark of sorts has to be there.
This is just one time that my unique ability has had a somewhat negative outcome.
"Aaaah little girl and bigger girl, there's someone I would like you to meet." Jumba said happily as Nani andLilo walked into the house with stitch following close behind. I heard their footsteps from the kitchen where I was presently enjoying a delicious tuna steak sandwich which I cut into the shape of a heart. I don't know why I like hearts so much, I guess it might just be my exposure to love on a daily basis.
"Here he is, this is Johnny love." Jumba said happily as he led the girls (and stitch) into the kitchen, I smiled warmly at them, then turned back to my lunch.
"Johnny and I go way back, back in high school Johnny and I were best pals. Which was nice due to his...natural ability." Jumba said, chuckling at the last part of his sentence. I turned to Jumba and grinned. "Thank you for letting me stay here Jumba, a client from the island called me and asked to borrow my services. If we hadn't seen eachother in the streets, I would have probably had to waste money on a motel." I said, grimacing a little at the thought of a sophisticated man like me sleeping in a cheap motel, away from friends in a strange new place. Jumba smiled.
"Think nothing of it my helpful young friend, we have plenty of room in this house, and you are only staying here for a short period of time." Jumba said happily, I smiled at him in return then I got up from the chair.
"Thank you Jumba, I will only be around for 2 days, as is customary to my work. I will try not to interfere with your daily life, and most importantly.." I said as I reached into my pocket and pulled out my wallet. "I would like to thank you for your kindness by taking you and your little friends..." I started to say, while giving a small wink to the girls beside Jumba. "Out to dinner tonight, with yours truly paying for the bill." I said cheerfully as I started to walk out the door.
"I'll see you when i'm done meeting my client Jumba, perhaps you could prepare me a room while I go about my business." I said before stepping out of the door frame.
"Oh my Jumba, I never knew you had such a nice-looking friend" Nani said as she blushed, Jumba smiled. "Yes, Mr. Love has always had a way with the ladies. He is very good at putting his natural ability to use." Jumba said, chuckling once again.
"Gaaba atooka ahu?" Stitch asked from behind Lilo, whom he was presently lowering to the ground due to the fact that she had recently fainted. Jumba laughed at his question.
"Well 626, let me just say that his natural ability has something to do with, relationships." Jumba answered, chuckling once again.
"So he's like, a date doctor?" Nani asked, Jumba smiled.
"I guess you could call him that." Jumba said with a smile and a chuckle.
"Okay miss Bonnie, apparently you are my client for these next two days." I said to the green animal in front of me with a smile. The animal just stared at the ground without looking me in the eye. I had seen this reaction many times from clients looking to find love so I took notice and took out my notebook from my pocket.
"Well miss Bonnie, I would like to start our session by asking the name of the person you wish to get to fall in love with you. Bear in mind that i'll need 25% of my fee in advance before I start my job." I said as cheerfully as I could. "Do you have a picture, name and/or address of the lucky male who is the object of your affection." I asked, the green creature only blushed.
"His name is experiment 626, I like him alot, but he never seems to notice me." Bonnie said nervously, I smiled as I stroked her head, this appeared to cheer her up slightly. "Don't worry miss Bonnie, I shall put my services into this endeavor whole-heartedly. When i'm through he'll be so in love with you that he won't ever want to leave your side." I said, Bonnie looked up at me with tears of joy in her eyes.
"You really mean it, no fooling." The green creature said with a happy expression, I smiled at her. She was deeply in love, which I was used to seeing in my clients. But she held some restraint, usually my clients would leap up and kiss me at this point.
"I guarantee it."