king corn danubed to vladimir's houes adn broKe into hte house."vladimir i love u wi th all my corn kernels"
vladimir looked at king corn, surprized by hte words out of his disgusting little corn mouth. king conr l o ved hiM? him, vlad imir hte heckface? "i lvoe u too kingles, but arnt u hookin up wit bonzi buddy?"
suddenly, bonzI buddie came crASHING thru hte winDow. he works out a lot and so he has big giantogirnmous musccles and hte hot toned bod king corn desires in a lavender furred guerrilla. "exCUUUSE ME KINGLES wht to hECK r u doinnn?"
":( bonzE i luv u but i also luv vladimir" siad kiNg cron
"wHY cnta u hav both of us?" vlad asked
"whOA THATS A GOOD IDEA" Said kign corN
"YEa that snouDS good 2 m3" hte purple nurple monkee announced, making a happy
so vladimimr king corn and bonzi buddiey all hooked up and got a polygamous marriage and were arrested three days later because polygamy is frowned upon and illegal in the united states