Title: The 10 Fundamental Rules of Totally Spies
Summary: Each show follows a set of rules, and with careful analyzing we have finally found the true "rules" that apply to Totally Spies.
Rating: T
Pairing: It will be obvious.

Warning: This will be weird.

1) MARATHON SUCKS for not adding more Tim Scam to the show, for both villainous purposes as well as providing eye candy for our darling Samantha Simpson.

2) Simpson is still in love with Tim Scam, whether she's willing to admit it or not. This is proven by the number of crushes she has on the guys who just happen to look like Scam. Coincidence? No. Say what you want, but no matter who she dares to fall in love with after Scam, she just can't get over her "first love".

3) Gabrielle Simpson falls under the category of "FTW" (2) because she is a wonderful mother and loves Tim Scam (as a potential husband for her daughter, Samantha Simpson, also known as Sam).

4) Clover is a boy-obsessed fan girl who, to our amusement, is actually the definition of the stereotype of a "blonde". (1)

5) Alex is an absolute sweetheart. Anyone who dares think otherwise is now classified as a moron. (No offense.)

6) Mandy and her nasally voice are now sentenced to a life of crying in tears at Tim Scam and Sam's eventual wedding(s). Or death for being a bimbo. Or perhaps a lifetime of sharing a locked room with Clover where they can pull each other's hairs out and the rest of us can laugh.

7) Jerry, as helpful and caring as he is at times, will always be, no matter what, an old, stubborn goat.

8) Terrance is not the best villain in the Totally Spies cast, (that award goes to Tim Scam); he is icky and gross and should be classified as a pedophile, (see future story: True Nobility, featured on the website listed below – (3)). He is sentenced to a lifetime of torture by Tim Scam himself.

9) This rule is a bit on the controversial side, but too bad for all of you who are homophobic. David, our spies' crush through the second season (or more?) is… gay. Yes you heard me. He's nice and cute and not interested in any girl whatsoever (besides Mandy who really shouldn't be classified into a category of potential dates anyway). Even Clover (or Mandy, thank God) could snag a date with David and they're the boy-crazy girls of this time. The subtly behind David's true sexual orientation is because of the controversy that sadly is surrounding gays.

10) Scam and Sam is, by far, the only couple that should exist— but that's not my place to say. Just notice how Marathon never gave Sam a "real" boyfriend after Tim Scam. (4)

And thus, those are the rules of Totally Spies. And rules really do need to be followed.

… Don't ask. Lol. Just review.

(1) – Blondes, do not be offended. This only applies to Clover.

(2) – FTW means "for the win".

(3) – snapshots . weebly . com / true-nobility . html

(4) – (James is so disgusting that I will not even tread that path.)

Love,
Ivy