Me and Iggy: Midnight Hour
Chapter 1: Spife
Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride. James Patterson does.
Me: I've been thinking, I thought that I would steal Iggy. Yep. I would steal Iggy just to have random conversations at Midnight. Now, if you would all to turn to the chalkboard, to see that I have a very well thought out plan to kidnap Iggy wit-
Iggy: *Bursts into room* AHHHHHH! HELP! Angel's going to kill me!
Me: Well, that makes things easier. Iggy, why is Angel going to kill you?
Iggy: Because I blew up Cestele! Now help me hide! *Dives behind desk*
Me: Iggy! How rude of you! To blow up a bear angel!
Angel: *Walks into room holding a...weapon?* I know you're here, Iggy. I'm going to get you. *Holds up...*
Me: Iggy, hide! She's got a...a...Angel, what is that in your hands?
Angel: A Spife!
Me: ZOMG! Iggy! Hurry! Jump out the window! Before she attacks you with a Spife!
Iggy: *Jumps out window* Ow. Why didn't you tell me that we were only on the second floor?
Me: Oops! Sorry, Iggy! Hey, Angel, by the way, what is a Spife?
Angel: It's a spoon, fork, and knife all in one utensil! *Jumps out window*
Iggy: Ouch! Did you really have to land on my stomach?
Angel: Yes, I really did. *Attacks Iggy*
Me: *Grabs popcorn* This is much better than TV.
One Hour Later -
Angel: Iggy, I hope you learned your lesson. *POOF! Disappears*
Iggy: *Limping into room* Why didn't you help me?
Me: Too busy laughing. I'll get this really started next chapter, Iggy! Say goodbye!
Iggy: Oooooohhh...The fruit looks magical.
Me: I think Angle hit him a little too hard with that unripe banana