by neorenamon
This is my first fanfiction based on Sonic Boom. All right, properties and characters of the Sonic Franchise including Sonic Boom belong to SEGA and all other appropriate parties. Thank you.
Rated M for nudity, awkward situations and later sex scenes. Includes lesbian, bisexual and hetero relations as well as F/F, M/F and M/F/F sex. This is a strange story and you've been warned now. Thank you.
Chapter I: Don't Echidnae Around!
Sticks was settled down for a nice hot bath after yet another heated battle with the forces of Doctor Eggman. She had to admit his robots were getting better at trying to wipe her and her friends off the face of Bygone Island. It was at the last moment that she rallied the troops, defeated the robot with 6 pounds of banana peels, 100 feet of vines, a 20 foot deep by 20 foot wide pit dug just behind Sonic's hut, Knuckle's antique bowling ball collection, 2 gallons of Meh condiments, and a frickin laser attached to her head. Of course, Sonic and the others didn't look at the victory like Sticks did (but when did they ever?)
But the point of the bath was not only to get clean, but to ease her sore muscles, bumps and bruiser when the thirty foot tall robot managed to punt her right into Knuckle's forehead in a head to head meeting of the minds. Then the both of them tumbled back a good thirty feet before they smacked into the base of a palm tree. The two of them avoided serious injury because they both hit the poor tree head first.
"I don't know what those guys would do without me," she sighed aloud, "but then I don't know what I'd be doing without them." She was prone to speaking to herself out loud after all. One of her more endearing traits.
She reached over to add some more bubble bath and some scented peach bath scent. Then she spent a moment frothing up the water to cover herself with soapy bubbly goodness once more.
"Hope after handing him his butt this time, he'll have to take more time to rebuild before the next attack," she added.
She didn't mind battling Eggman. It gave her something to think about other than looking for the next nondescript government plot against her. It was hard lining her hut with tinfoil to keep 'them' from spying on her from a distance. Everyone else thought she was nuts, but one day... one day... she would be proven right beyond a shadow of a doubt!
Just then, a strange pulsing light orb appeared a few feet away from her tub. It looked like some crazy disco ball as it floated in midair, turn, twisting, and shooting light rays all over her bathroom. The light overwhelmed the candles she was using to keep her bathroom lit up.
"The government!" she yelled, "They found me!" Leaping out of the tub, she grabbed her boomerang (that she always kept within reach at all times). Rolling across the floor, she came to her feet ready to throw.
A shadowy figure began to emerge from the light. It was silhouetted against the sphere of light masking most of the details from Sticks, but she could tell it wasn't Eggman and nothing like any of his robots she knew well.
A somewhat deep female voice said to her, "Sticks! I bring you a dire warning from the future! You have to!.." The figure grabbed their own head as a burst of static was released from her body. Then a beam of light erupted from her left eye just before she fell down. A guttural scream was heard as she fell face down.
Once the light show stopped, she managed to get a good look at a female Echidnae. She was hot pink in color, but more striking was the fact her arms and legs were clearly made of something that looked like stainless steel. Her left shoulder had a somewhat spherical shoulder pad with half a dozen multicolored lenses scattered about. The right pad was blocky and looked like the shoulder armor of an ancient samurai warrior. The hands and feet appeared to be armored gauntlets and some rather bulky armored boots. There was also two box-like structures attached to her legs over her thighs. Her tail, which also covered her crack, was also metallic. In the palm of the hands, there appeared to be opening or outlets of some kind. There was also two holes in the base of each boot.
Her dreadlocks were tied into two bundles in front with thin golden chains while more just hung loosely.
Leaning down, she placed two fingers on her neck to check for a pulse.
"Ah, she's alive and her pulse is good," she sighed as she rolled her guest onto her back. One good look at her chest and loins told Sticks just how feminine she was in spite of having a body closer to that of Knuckles than any woman on Bygone Island. She opened the left eye quickly and realized it was an artificial eye looking back. The whole eye was black except for her golden iris. The oddest thing still was she had some kind of metal Echidnae head just on her chest just above and between her breasts.
"Hmm..." she mused, "Metal arms and legs... Artificial eye... It's gotta mean something!" She looked at the metal head on her chest and added, "I betcha it must be some kind of spy thingie!" Taking the medal in her hand, she tried to rip it off only to find it was securely stuck. It almost felt like it was grafted right to her breastbone.
Her hands had some kind of brass-knuckle over her fingers she couldn't take off either.
"It looks like someone was made for bruising," she muttered as she felt her metallic hands.
She glanced out the window and realized it was well into the night by then.
"Well, I can't just let her sleep on my bathroom floor until morning," she mused aloud as she starting lifting the Echidnae up by under her right arm. "Wow," she added as she struggled to lift all of her weight, "That's some heavy metal." If the fight against Eggman didn't suck her strength dry, hauling a dead weight over to her bed sure did. She was too tired to bother with niceties, so she just crawled on top of the Echidna's chest and fell asleep.
She was having a wonderful dream about sharing a bubble bath with Sonic and Amy when she was awakened by...
"SYSTEM REBOOT IN PROGRESS. RETURNING SYSTEMS TO OPTIMAL STATUS."
Opening her eyes, she found herself staring into the eyes of the female Echidnae. Her artificial eye glowed with a white light, but not bright enough to blind Sticks this time.
"So who might you be sunshine?" she asked cheerfully.
"Disruption of organic compute components detected," she replied.
"And that means?"
"I... don't remember what my designation is."
"I don't want your designation," replied Sticks, "I just want your name."
"My name?" she asked slowly, "My... name?"
"Yeah. Your name."
Sticks blushed when she realized that her hands were covering the other woman's breasts, but the other didn't react to it as much as Sticks did. She sat up fast as she pulled her hands back.
Just then, there was a crash outside her door.
"Oh who would bother me at this time of the morning?!" she growled as she stomped to the door. Going outside, she was confronted by one of Eggman's gorilla-tank bots with the good Doctor hovering overhead in his Eggmobile. "Hey!" she called, "Don't you know it's not decent to attack someone so early in the morning?!"
"Decent?!" he growled back, "You're the naked one!" He was pointed right at her as he said it.
"Well I wasn't expecting company!" she shouted back as she covered herself with her hands.
"Just surrender to my superior genius and I'll go easy on you!"
"That's NEVER going to happen!" she hissed back.
"Well you don't have a choice, now do you?!" he gloated, "It was sure genius on my part to attack with my reserve robot while you were still recovering from yesterday's battle! I'll capture you and use you as bait for the others!" He looked at his robot and said, "Giant Robot! Immobilize and capture the Badger!"
The robot fired a series of bolos from its hands. Sticks leaped over them, but they turned around in midair and came back at her from behind. She was quickly hogtied and fell to the ground.
"One down!" he gloated, "Four more to go!"
"Threat detected!" came a voice from in the house as the door was sent flying into the Giant Robot.
Eggman blinked at the cyborg Echidnae stomped out into the open.
"Who the heck are you?!" asked Eggman, "And why are you naked?!"
She glared at Eggman as she said, "Threat analysis in progress!"
"Oh I get it," he purred, "Two naked women together... can only mean one thing."
"Mmmppphhh!" protested Sticks.
"Analysis complete: Threat identified as Eggman and Giant Robot. Respond with extreme force." She leaped up and threw a punch at Eggman, but the blow was stopped by the Giant Robot's arm shield.
"Giant Robot!" he commanded, "Capture both females! I'll worry about this cyborg Echidnae later!"
The bot fired seeker bolos at the cyborg and wrapped her up pretty tightly. Yet she managed to keep standing.
"Diverting power to arms!" she said as she simply burst free from the bolos by flexing her arms.
"Those are strong enough to hold Knuckles!" he protested, "How can you break them so easily?!"
"MMM!" protested Sticks.
"Don't worry," said Eggman to her as the Giant Robot closed in on the Echidnae, "You'll be in a nice cozy lazy cage before you know it."
"Unacceptable!"
"And just what are you going to do about it?!"
She pointed her arms at the great robot.
"What's that?" he asked, "You gonna wave my bot to pieces?"
She instead formed her hands into fists as she answered, "ROCK-ET-OH-PUNCH!" Both of her gauntlet forearms popped off as rocket boosters propelled them at Giant Robot with great speed. Even though the robot blocked with both shields, it was thrown back down the beach a good mile or so. As soon as Giant Robot stopped at the end of a really long trench, the hands flew back with finger thrusts and returned to the ends of her arms.
"Blast!" cussed Eggman, "I'd swear that's some weapon I would have dreamed up!"
"Mmm?" asked Sticks.
"Current Mission: Defend Sticks. Defeat Giant Robot. Repel Eggman."
"Don't promise more than you can deliver!" snapped Eggman.
The cyborg used her arms to rip off the rest of the bolos without much effort.
"Use the eyebeam!" he commanded as a strong beam of power shot out from the Giant Robot's cyclopean eye.
"Prisma shield!" she replied as the box on her right shoulder opened out into a glowing energy tower shield. Angling the shield, the robot's eyebeam was harmlessly deflected into the sky and away from the island.
"That's one tricked out borg," muttered Eggman as he watched the battle unfolding before his eyes. "It doesn't matter," he added, "I've updated Giant Robot and it took all of Sonic's buddies to beat it. Against one, you have no chance."
Twisting her torso, she set the shield directly in front of her. "Charge attack: Slam!" she yelled as flames erupted from the holes in her boots. She turned into a streak flying down the beach as she broke the sound barrier loudly.
"What the?!"
"MMM?!"
The Giant Robot tried to block the supersonic projectile, but even it's arm shields didn't stop the missile from removing it's right arm with a terrible tearing of metal.
"Well..." mused Eggman as he looked at the helpless Sticks, "I'll just... liberate you back to my lair... while that metal... uh... thing is busy with my Giant Robot." The Eggmobile floated closer to where Sticks lay on the ground.
"Priority override: Defend Sticks!" called the cyborg as she tried to run back, but the Giant Robot just grabbed her with its remaining hand.
"It's too late to save her now!" he gloated.
Suddenly a blue blur shot though and Sticks vanished.
"SONIC!" called Eggman.
"What are you doing up at this time of the morning?" asked Sonic about fifty feet up the beach with Sticks in his arms, "Were you holding out on us yesterday? I'm so... disappointed there Doc."
The cyborg twisted in Giant Robot's hand to bury her metallic fist into his huge eye, shattering it. "ROCK-ET-OH-PUNCH!" she called as she fired her right forearm deep into the robot's body with a flare of rocket propulsion.
"Wow," said Sonic, "I don't see that everyday."
"Mmm," agreed Sticks.
By the time they finished speaking, Giant Robot exploded. The area around the robot was soon obscured with a huge cloud of beach sand.
"Curses!" called Eggman as he flew away, "I'll get you next time, Sonic! Neeext tiiime!"
"MMMMMM!"
"What's that?" asked Sonic, "You... want a Meh Burger?"
"MMMMMMMMM!"
"You think the government is spying on us right now?"
"MMM MMM, MMMPPPHHH!"
"I think that means, 'Untie me, you dolt!'" said Amy as she walked up the beach.
"Oh," he replied, "Why didn't you say so?"
"Hhhmmm..." sighed Sticks.
Sonic began freeing up Stick's mouth first.
"It's about time!" she hissed once her mouth was free.
"Defend Sticks!" said the cyborg who moved so fast, she just seemed to appear right next to Sonic. Her right arm was cocked back to punch Sonic in the face.
"STOP!" yelled Sticks.
The cyborg stopped her punch an inch or so away from his nose.
"It's okay," she said quickly, "This is Sonic the Hedgehog and he's one of my good friends. He's no danger to me. I promise."
She lowered her arm.
"So who's your friend?" he asked as he started untying the rest of Sticks.
"She's..." she replied as she looked around, "She's... uh... STONES!"
"Unit designation Stones accepted," she replied.
"Whoa!" said Knuckles as he walked up the beach after Amy, "Who's the hottie?"
"You know my name," muttered Amy.
"I think he means the hot pink female Echidnae," replied Sonic evenly.
"Oh..." she replied.
"Yeah..." muttered Knuckles.
"Why are Sticks and Stones out here naked?!" asked Amy hotly.
"I guess Eggman attacked while they were in the bath... or something."
"They aren't wet."
"Well... they must have been in bed... naked."
"Affirmative."
"That Eggman!" growled Amy, "He's such a... such a... GUY!"
"No idea what you're talking about," replied Knuckles as he looked over Stone's body, "but what's with all the heavy metal clothing? Is it time for... that costume time of year... thing?"
"No Knuckles," grumbled Tails as he came up the beach, "She's clearly some kind of powerful cyborg."
"You can put me down now," muttered Sticks as Sonic finished unbinding her.
"Oh sure," he replied as he set her on her feet.
To everyone's surprise, Stones rushed up and glomped onto Sticks.
"Hey hey!" she protested as she was lifted off the beach, "What's with the mushy stuff?!"
"I'm... relieved that you are alright. That... I didn't fail my mission." For some reason, her voice didn't sound quite so robotic anymore.
"For metal arms," she muttered back, "They feel pretty warm."
Amy grabbed the two of them and pushed them back towards the now open door of Stick's hut.
"The peep show is over boys!" she grumbled, "Time to get dressed!"
"Knuckles is the only one drooling," protested Sonic.
"I am not!" he replied as he reflexively wiped his mouth.
"Just wait outside or someone's getting a facefull of my hammer!" replied Amy forcefully.
The guys just nodded as the three women went back into Stick's hut.
"And they need another bath," muttered Amy as she realized how dirty Sticks and Stones were.
"Wow," said Tails, "She must be pretty tough if being caught in the blast from the Giant Robot explosion just made Stones... dirty. I should check her later for..."
"I'll see if she's hurt!" offered Knuckles.
"What do you know about medicine?!"
"Hey!" he replied awkwardly, "We're... both Echidnae!"
"Well Amy is a hedgehog and you don't see Sonic checking her injuries."
"Nah," replied Sonic, "I just check other things."
"What?!" asked Tails as he arched his eyebrows.
"Nothing!" he blurt out.