Satoru Suzuki - Real life Japanese name of Momonga/Ainz

Currently I have not stated the main characters name or looks on purpose

You will have a better understanding of references if you have read both the light novel and heard the drama CDs - for hardcore fans basically.

I will never specifically say who our beloved heroine cleans up, because, rating... cough... rating...

Lastly, read between the lines. Do not take whats written at face value.

Entire story has been re-edited

Prologue

Muu… Satoru Suzuki-senpai! Why won't you notice me!? All you do is play that stupid game Yggdrasil these days.

What massive multiplayer online!? If you want to play with something, my body is ten times bette… no… a thousan… no… infinitely better than fiddling with your console.

Hmmm… what can I do so senpai notices at me? Do I have to kill someone? Stabbing, slicing, hanging…

The game developers? Maybe if the game developers were to meet an unfortunate end, the game may cease to exist. If the game ceased to exist senpai would be sad. Ah… I don't want senpai to be sad.

Hang on. On second thoughts… If senpai is sad, it is a chance for me to comfort him. If I comfort him, senpai will notice me. If he notices me, he would forcefully push me down onto a soft king sized bed and… Kyahh! While harbouring such thoughts, my heart palpating, my head started burning, and my breath became ragged…

Eek! I can see senpai's sad puppy look already. It's making me so very, very excited! The fingers of my left hand muffled the progressively hard panting from my mouth. My right hand started crawling its way towards my abdomen. Ah… long, hard and sharp.

Hello Scissor-chan, you want to help me? You want to cut and I need some cutting done. Scissor-chan, we have a common interest, right? KehHeheh...

Ahem. No, no. I'm still on shift in the office. Nevertheless! Ah… What a nice vision.

Hmmm… Is there a way I can get away with murder? Leaning over the desk, I clenched my fists in frustration and pondered on such thoughts against the game developers. Kill… how… accident… chemicals… electrocution…

While deeply submersed in my thoughts, a random person in the background shouts "Damn! I died on the same platform again! I just want to uninstall this flappy-fk'n-bird game."

Food poisoning… Game… Dead… Again? Angry? Want to quit game?

Uue… Hehehe. A revelation! An epiphany! The more I think about it, the simpler it seems. I just need to kill his game character enough times and he is bound to quit with rage. Rage quit? What a nice ring. Senpai's angry face must look charming too.

When senpai quits Yggdrasil, senpai will look at me! He is going to become my lovely puppet on strings. Right? Right!?

Scissor-chan, looks like you are going to have to wait a bit.