Ask Beerus and Whis

by Aym Blast Blue

Ever since Yuko The Saiyan's Ask Goku and Vegeta became the most popular fic with questions ask from the full-blooded Saiyan, why not ask Beerus and Whis? Be careful not to be mean to them, or they are willing to give you discipline for not reviewing the story right now…and Goku and Vegeta returns again for their questionnaire reunion! No F-bomb allowed in this fic.

1. Chapter 1

I do not own the credit of the creator of Dragon Ball Z/Super. -AymNaruGeta

Aym (at readers/current and older user): Hello, everyone, I'm Aym, short for AymNaruGeta! Before leaving here in Fanfiction, this will probably be another of my hardest, and longest fanfic I'll be typing on. To make this the last fic (perhaps), I'll probably try my best to encourage you to review this, read my other famous fic such as Dragon Ball Z Team Training, Naruto: The Next Path, Dragon Ball R: Superstar Fighters, etc.; and favorite and follows as well. From here on out in this fic, ask any questions about Beerus or Whis. Goku and Vegeta will be coming back in the question fic again to ask questions in about 20 chapters later or sooner. Maybe Piccolo would be joining the party. (Looking toward the ceiling) Beerus and Whis, please come out of my mind!

(Beerus and Whis appeared out of nowhere. Whis was holding his staff, as Beerus put his arms behind his back.)

Whis: Oh, my, where am I?

Beerus: What in Kami's world am I doing here?

Aym: OMG! Hi, gods! (at Beerus) That was epic of you fighting Goku as a Super Saiyan God! (At Whis) And the way you start training Goku and Vegeta before fighting the fighters from another universe!

Whis: Ah, thank you. I only used my fingers. Force of habit.

Beerus: I'm glad you enjoy the battle… (in anger) ...but THAT doesn't mean I can't escape from your goddamned interview...!

Aym (yelps): Please give me 3 minutes to finish this chapter, please, Lord Beerus?! Please, please, please, please, please?!

Beerus: Fine, if you talk more than the limit you ask for, I'll be destroying your house.

Aym (sighs in relief): Thank Kami. (At both Beerus and Whis) Where was I? Oh, right! You two are here to interview with the user who reads this fic!

Beerus: We've been interview? (scoffs) Oh, please. Who would interview gods?

Whis (at Beerus): We are technically the first two gods that has been interview since the day of life.

Aym (at readers/current and older user): Okay, everyone! I need your questions from Beerus and Whis right now! To do so, please review to ask Beerus or Whis, starting now!

Beerus: …

Whis: …

Aym: …

Beerus: …

Whis: …

(No answer.)

Aym: … (groans) Looks like no one is reviewing this fic right now… (At Whis) Come on, Whis, you better do something to get the user to ask you or Lord Beerus!

Whis (at Beerus, chuckling, in a singing voice): Oh, Lord Beerus, please tell the current reader to review, please!

(Beerus sent out a lava texture of his energy ball.)

Aym: Wah! I didn't mean that!

Beerus (chuckling, at AymNaruGeta): Don't worry, I won't hurt a fly with my energy ball. (at readers/current and older user) Please do to review, or this fic will be discontinued by your discipline from me...

Aym (at readers/current and older user): Do as Lord Beerus told you, or say one of your pen pals goodbye!

A/N:

At least this fic will continue on the next chapter if you are willing to review, please?