Sailor Moon Fan Fic
Pilot
INTR: Villain´s Cave
Naja
In order to get Queen Beryl the energy she needs we need to branch out from that stupid city.
Ragna
Where do you think we should go?
Naja
How about
(Naja throws a knife at a globe which lands on America.)
Here!
Ragna
Oh God at least the people in Japan were civilized, you taking us to a bunch of dumbassess
Naja
Dumbassess who waist their energy on anything.
Ragna
Good point.
Naja
Let´s go. The more energy we get the happier Queen Beryl will be.
Ragna
Why don't we just invade now?
Naja
What?
Ragna
It´s like Jeditie said if we invade they wouldn't be able to stop us.
Naja
Because our queen doesn't listen to our ideas and she´ll chop your balls off.
Ragna
Ahh… yea.
Queen Beryl
What was that?
Naja
Ah nothing, nothing at all.
Queen Beryl
Well I should hope not. You both should be lucky I'm even allowing you to move on your own. Either come back with energy, or don't come back at all.
Naja and Ragna
Yes! Your Majesty.
SCENE TWO
INTR: Tsuyoshi´s bedroom
Naoko
Tsuyoshi!
Tsuyoshi
Huh, what happened?!
Naoko
You said you were going shopping with me and you're still in bed.
Tsuyoshi
Itś so early.
Naoko
It´s four in the afternoon.
Tsuyoshi
Oh, crap.
Naoko
Hurry up I've been waitin on you.
Tsuyoshi
(Yawn) Ok I´m coming.
EXTR: Front of Tsuyoshi´s apartment
Luna
Hmm, there's something about that boy I can feel it.
SCENE THREE
INTR: Mall
Naoko
There´s a nice little shop over year with all sorts of jewelry on sale.
Tsuyoshi
(Yawn) Yes.
Naoko
If you're bored you can go to the game-
Tsuyoshi
Thanks mom.
(Tsuyoshi runs away into the video game stop.)
Woah what's with this line?!
Manager
Alright everyone today only, all video games are 95 percent off.
Middle Aged Man
Even Battle Monsters Topaz?!
Manager
Especially Battle Monsters Topaz!
Tsuyoshi
Do you have any left?!
Manager
I´ll check in the back right now.
(The manager walks to the storage room.)
Idiots. (Chuckles) They'll play anything and keep playing feeding energy to our queen. Maybe I can get a got damn promotion instead of dealing with these sweating, acne nerds too.
Tsuyoshi
Hopefully they didn't run out everyone has been trying to get that get for weeks!
Luna
I don't think you should be playing these games Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi
Video games are fun besides as long as I don't end up like (Points to the middle aged man fighting a seven year-old boy.) that everything should be fine.
Luna
I'm sure that's what he thought too.
Tsuyoshi
You might be right. Wait, who said that.
Luna
Down here.
Tsuyoshi
I'm not sure what's worse the fact that you can talk, the fact that nobody stopped you from walking through the mall, or the fact that he´s still not back with this damn game!
Luna
Well you're handling this well.
Tsuyoshi
Believe me I'm just tired. You know what forget this video game it´s not that serious.
(Tsuyoshi exits the store.)
Luna
This kid is kind of (Pause) short tempered.
Manager
Did that little punk really just have me go all the way into the back and leave. Oh I can't wait to take over this planet and kill all these kids!
Crowd
Wait what?
Manager
Nothing!
Luna
Whether he is or not I´ve got to do something.
SCENE FOUR
Tsuyoshi
Maybe there's something else to do.
Announcer
Come test your luck with the new Sailor V challenge! Whoever sings the song the best gets a premium autographed Sailor V POSTER!
Tsuyoshi
Well that was convenient. I´ll go.
Announcer
Alright please state your name and start when you're ready.
Tsuyoshi
Hello my name is Tsuyoshi Inuzuka and it´s a pleasure to sing or you all.
(Music Starts and Tsuyoshi begins singing Route Venus.)
Sono doa akete
Nokori jikan ga
Suikomareteku
Hitomi wo agete
Massugu mitsume
Saigo no kisu wo shite
Arukidashite ne
Honto wa
Kaze ga
Chigireru kurai
Kokoro ga hikitometeru
Michi wa wakareru no ne
Unmei na no hoshi ga kimeta
Anata no eranda
Shiroi ruuto
Sobieru mirai
Mayowanaide
(Music ends and crowd cheers.)
Announcer
Great job! We just might have a winner!
Keiko
Hello, I was wondering if I could try too.
Announcer
Sure little lady come on down. Tell us your name.
Keiko
Hello, my name is Keiko Umeda and I'm happy to be here today.
(Music Plays and Keiko sings Route Venus.)
*Umi ga hirogaru
Kaze ga yurete kuru
Sukoshi samui kedo
Hashiridashite
Anata no koto
Wasurenaide
Ichiban aishiteru
Tsurai kedo
Koko kara miteru
Sabaku no yoake wo
Tsuyoshi
Wow, she's amazing! Does this mean I'm not gonna win now.
Sono mado akete
Anata no jikan
Hajimatte yuku
Mabuta wo tojite
Shite hoshikatta
Saigo no yoru no kisu
Oboete ite ne
(Music stops. Crowd cheers.)
Announcer
I think we have our winner!
Tsuyoshi
Dammit!
Announcer
Miss Keiko Umeda! You win our premium Sailor V poster and get the play the new Sailor V game in the arcade before it opens.
Tsuyoshi
Fuck!
Announcer
Congratulations! Smile for the Camera. Say Sailor V!
Keiko
Sailor V!
(Camera flashes.)
Thank you so much!
(Keiko exits.)
Announcer
No, thank you! Can Tsuyoshi Inuzuka come back to the stage please?
Tsuyoshi
Yes!
(Runs on stage.)
Announcer
Since you enchanted the crowd so much I'd like to give you this deluxe Sailor V pen.
Tsuyoshi
Oh wow really?! Thank you sir!
Announcer
Keep practicing kid and you might be a star just like Sailor V (Chuckles.)
Tsuyoshi
Just wait I'm gonna be bigger than her before you know it! Have a good day.
Announcer
You as well.
(Tsuyoshi exits.)
SCENE FIVE
INTR: Tsuyoshi´s Bedroom
Tsuyoshi
So am I supposed to use this or nah?
Luna
I can think of a use for it.
Tsuyoshi
Let´s hope so because it's too good to be a paperweight. Oh look it's the cat again. Wait, how the HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!
Luna
Well I can climb, but that's beside the point. What you need to do is transform and go back to the game shop.
Tsuyoshi
I´m supposed to do what?
Luna
Transform!
Tsuyoshi
I can do that?
Luna
Yes.
Tsuyoshi
How?
Luna
Grab that and shout Moon Power Morph!
Tsuyoshi
Moon Power Morph!
(Transformation music plays as Tsuyoshi clothes alter into a red, white and blue sailor suit with a red headband that has crescent moon in the middle.)
Damn, this is pretty cool.
Luna
We don't have time to waste we have to go back to the mall.
Tsuyoshi
Right.
SCENE SIX
INTR: Mall
Kid
Mommy! Mommy!
Manager
Don't worry kid after I take your energy I´ll be coming for your mommy next.
Kid
No!
(Kid kicks the manager in the shin and runs away.)
Manager
(Grunts and hops in pain.) Alright you little brat I guess you'll be the first to be completely drained.
Kid
You stink!
(The manager grabs the kid and chokes him/her.)
Manager
And here you had so much potential.
Tsuyoshi
Aye stop!
Manager
Who the hell are you?
Tsuyoshi
I am-
Wait what the fuck?!
(The manager throws the kid. Tsuyoshi runs and catches him/her.)
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Manager
Me who the hell stands there and tries to say a speech. What do you think this is an anime?
Tsuyoshi
Well if this was an anime I would´ve at least been given the common courtesy of non elliptical dialogue.
Manager
You know what, I´m not gonna waste my breath.
(The manager transforms into an alligator monster and his voice gets incredibly deeper.)
I´ll just make you into my next meal!
Tsuyoshi
Yea, so (Pause) what do I do now?
Luna
Fight it.
Tsuyoshi
Again, how?
Luna
Just punch it or something.
Tsuyoshi
OK, I can do this. It's not like he rip my arms off or bite through my bones or anything.
Rector
Come here.
Tsuyoshi
Or we can just do this!
(As the monster tries to take a bite out of Tsuyoshi´s left arm Tsuyoshi dodges and socks it in the the left cheek.)
Rector
That kind of hurt you little punk.
Tsuyoshi
(Gets in a boxing stance.)
Well I guess that means I don't have to hold back.
Rector
When I'm done with you you're gonna wish I fed you to the flies!
(Rector charges in at Tsuyoshi again and stabs him in the stomach.)
Tsuyoshi
(Screams in pain.) Get the fuck off me.
(Tsuyoshi punches him and sends Rector flying.)
Let's keep this going!
(Tsuyoshi charges in and initiates a boxing combo, along with a spin kick. He then clenches his stomach in pain.)
Luna
Now finish him off. Touch the crescent moon on your headband.
Tsuyoshi
Got it, but first I still have to finish my damn speech.
Luna
Can't that wait?!
Tsuyoshi
No!
(As Tsuyoshi says his speech he starts posing.)
Because I stand for courage and justice! I'm the awesome guardian in a sailor suit! Sailor Moon! And in the name of the moon I'm kicking your ass!
Rector
Heh. Good luck.
(Tsuyoshi touches the crescent moon on his forehead. The moon symbol turns into a mallet and Tsuyoshi shouts.)
Sailor Moon
Moon Mighty Bash!
(Sailor Moon bashes the mallet upside Rector´s head and beams of light spark from his body.)
Rector
Argh!
(He shrieks in pain and turns into dust.)
Luna
Nicely done Sailor Moon!
(Kid is crying in the distance.)
Kid
Mommmy! Where are you?
Sailor Moon
Hey kid. You can't find your mom sitting here crying. I'm sure you'll find her a lot faster if we look together.
Kid
Really?
Sailor Moon
Yea, let's go.
(They hold hands and walk to the entrance.)
Mother
Alex?! Alex where are you?!
Kid
Mommy!
Sailor Moon
Take care!
(Sailor moon jumps into the sky and shines in the moonlight.)
Luna
Tsuyoshi, I never told you your name so how did you know.
Sailor Moon
Because even I always wanted to shine and resonate others hearts like the moon does the night sky.
SCENE SEVEN
INTR: Tsuyoshi´s bedroom.
Luna
Sailor Moon what´s wrong.
Sailor Moon
That shank to the stomach hurt more than I thought it would.
(Sailor Moon reverts back into Tsuyoshi and passes out on his bed.)
Luna
He may be a bit, overwhelming, but he sure does have a caring heart. I just know he'll be able to find the moon princess.
SCENE EIGHT
INTR: Game Center
(Luna is sitting at the Sailor V game typing in codes.)
Luna
Hello mission control, our search is finally over.
SCENE NINE
Ragna
Our energy is gone.
Naja
How?
Ragna
Because you didn't listen to me and invade like I said.
Naja
And what, scare the energy out of them?!
Ragna
Anything is better than that sorry ass excuse for a monster you had do our bidding.
Naja
And what have you done other than complain and bitch?
Ragna
That's irrelevant.
Naja
Well when you have something to contribute then we can talk, but for now stay out of my way.
Ragna
Fine, brother.
BLACKOUT