snapping guns
*cuphead's office cuphead files some papers just then as he shoot at a targer by snapping his fingers with bullets coming out the police surround him*
officer: hands in the air!
cuphead: *raises his hands in the air*
officer: your under arrest for illegal firearms!
*intro plays*
*harvey's office harvey is seen listening to music*
harvey: these songs are really catchy
peanut: yep told ya now if you don't mind i got some buisness to attend to *playing super
mario bros*
jackie: beep your client is here
harvey: send him in
*Mugman appears shyly*
harvey: hey there your an odd looking fella
mugman: i am mugman
harvey: nice to meet ya what's the trouble
mugman: oh it's my brother cuphead he is big trouble
harvey: that makes sense what's the trouble
mugman: well he is in court for illegal firearms his hand
harvey: for real that is is ability i will not stand by while an innocent cup rots in prison i'll take the case!
*jail cell 12:am*
harvey: hey cuphead i'm your attorney harvey birdman attorney at law
*talking on the phone with noise in the background*
cuphead: nice to meet ya i'm cuphead i've been known for lots of trouble but that's all in my
past would you escuse me? *turns to the ruffians* shhhhhh! i'm trying to use the phone!
*they all stop*
cuphead: sorry that seems to happen
harvey: well don't worry i can handle this i think
*courtroom*
baliff: all rise for the almighty judge mentok
*mentok arrives on a cloud*
mentok: not bad getting better each day
baliff: thank you sir *zips up pants*
mentok: alright volturo your up
volturo: thank you you honor i would like to call cuphead to the stand
*at the stand*
volturo: now tell me mr *makes random noises* cuphead is it true you have had the trouble
of *random noises* gambling?
cuphead: yeah but it's not my fault i was young
volturo: but you have been known to cause alot of trouble such as robbery gran theft auto
*random noises* and crack usage?
cuphead: yes
volturo: nothing further
harvey: cuphead is it true that your hand can makes bullets by snapping?
cuphead: yeah i used a potion grand elder kettle gave me
harvey: *pulls it out* you mean this potion?
cuphead: yes it's magic
volturo: objection mugman does this too
mugman: uh oh
harvey: nothing further
mentok: alright continue
harvey: i'd like to call cala maria to the stand
*at the stand*
harvey: so ms. maria where were you when cuphead was arrested
cala maria: well i was in at my ocean house relaxing but then i heard cuphead was arrested i
was shocked i mean cuphead saved us and put our soul contracts in the fire freeing us of the
devil
volturo: objection there is no proof the devil is real
mentok: sustained
harvey: oh good grief
mugman: hey he's lying he is real me and brother saw him he took our souls
harvey: oh yeah i have footage i think do i have footage?
avenger: caw *Nods*
harvey: good play the footage
avenger: *dims the lights as we see footage from the devil fight*
harvey: as you can see theese boys have saved some poor sould from the devil grasps these
kids are heroes
volturo: objection that footage could've been *random noises* faked*
cuphead: time for our secret weapon
harvey: what is it
mugman: here *hands it to harvey*
harvey: *looks at it offscreen* oh right
harvey: your honnor i have exact evidence of that night take a look
*reveals secret squirrel's underwear making the crowd gasp*
harvey: oh sorry supposed to pick up secret squirrel's laundry here we go *reveals a devil's
trident*
mentok: that's the devil's trident i know it anywhere
harvey: also these are the contracts of said kids *Holds them off*
mentok: good gracious well i guess that is that then has the jury reached a verdict?
jury member: we have your honor we find the defendant not guilty
mentok: very well you free to go cuphead *Bangs gavel* case dismissed
(sebben and sebben offices)
harvey: another case another win so where do we go form here
cuphead: well i think i will just keep on my days
mugman: yeah hopefully this doesn't happen again
cuphead: yeah though what happend to my potion
phill: harvey where did you get this potion
harvey: uh oh
*eveeryone but harvey laughs*