Tawnypelt was rolling around in her den, playing with a leaf. Soon, her father, Tigerstar, walked in. "What are you? A kit or a warrior?" He asked. Tawnypelt sighed. "A warrior, dad." She said. "That's my girl." Said Tigerstar. "Warriors don't play with leaves." Tawnypelt blew the leaf out of the den. "Any success on finding Juniper Berries for Runningnose?" She asked. "Yes," Said Tigerstar. "And I'm going on a date with Goldenflower after I take them to him." All of a sudden, Tigerstar's stomach gurgled loudly. He began to sweat as his stomach continued to growl. Without warning, Tigerstar farted loudly. Tawnypelt was in pure shock. "D-Dad, did you just-" Tigerstar broke off her sentence with another brawny fart. Runningnose walked into the den, insanely curious. "What in Starclan's name was that?" He asked. Tawnypelt pointed to Tigerstar as he continued ripping brawny toots. "That explains it." Said Runningnose, walking out of the den.
"You'd better get those Juniper Berries to Runningnose before your gas gets any worse." Said Tawnypelt. "You're right, honey." Tigerstar agreed. Tigerstar was walking to the medicine den, but he was stopped by a familiar face. It was Brambleclaw. "Hey, dad!" He said. "What are you doing here?" Asked Tigerstar. "Aren't you supposed to be in that wretched Thunderclan?!"
"I just thought I'd sneak off." Said Brambleclaw. Another fart pooted it's way out of Tigerstar's fluffy butt. "Dad... Did you just rip one?" Asked Brambleclaw. "That doesn't matter." Tigerstar growled, another poot blasting out of his posterior, this one brawnier than the last. "You've got problems, dad." Said Brambleclaw. He raced out of Shadowclan camp and back to Thunderclan.