I'm here!

I'm alive.

And now on to the story! OMG I've missed writing!

Okay that aside, this is going to be a somewhat difficult fic to stomach. I'll try to make Naru legal as far as age goes, but in the anime 13 was the legal age for shinobi. Legal means being able to go on missions, have sex, marry, smoke, drink ect.

So no bitching.

Two- this isn't just a Kakashi/Naru fic. This is going to be a Kakashi, Minato, Naru- threesome fic.

There will be bad things involved, like incest. Fetishes and so on.

Three- i'm going to make this as PG 13 as I possibly can to keep from getting in trouble. But there will be times where I will fail at that. Sorry.

Four- if you don't want to read this fic in it's entirety, leave now.

And last but not least, I do not condone the things that will be taking place in this fic. None of it. So if anyone is feeling offended by my writing or feeling uppity and wants to ride my ass about it in an effort to bully me to change it to suit your tastes- Tough fucking shit.

I think you should crawl back under the rock you left and stop bothering people.

Just because someone writes something dark, doesn't mean that they are advertising that those things are okay. If you cannot tell the difference, seek professional help immediately.

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How did it come to this? He wondered as he waited against one of the tree's for the academy to let their student's out. He and Minato had always thought that they would have more time. More time to break Naru in gently, more time to maybe explain why things were going to change.

But more importantly, they had hoped to stall the council for several years longer, enough time for her to graduate and become a valuable shinobi to the village.

One that couldn't be touched without deep running repercussions.

Not that technically there weren't deep running repercussions as is.

The fuckers on the civilian council had somehow conned the shinobi council into proclaiming that Naru- his little sister and his former sensei's only living blood relation, not to mention the fact that she held the nine tailed fox sealed within her body ever since it's rampage almost fourteen years ago- were trying to take his fucking lifemate and turn her into the village whore/breeder.

He'd heard that there were already Daimyo's and their son's lined up to rape her little virgin pussy full of babies for their dying family bloodlines. The asshats didn't care that she was just a child. No one but he, her father and a precious few others bothered to see her as something more than what they were trying to turn her into.

First of all- the whole goddamn lot of them were stupid to think that after announcing their intentions to sanction her multiple and unconditional neverending rape- that either he nor Minato would do anything to systematically strip her of her innocence in a more caring and controlled environment.

His Naru hadn't been an actual virgin since she was nine. And that was mostly due to the toys, no- he and Minato hadn't actually stated taking her to their beds until about a year or so ago.

And even then it was more him than Minato. Mainly because the man cried during everything and then afterwards he had developed a habit of locking himself in his bathroom and puking his guts out. He had only started to truly, actively participate after he had ordered Kakashi to use his sharigan on him.

And even then there were fail-safe's in place to protect their girl from any and all physical abuse and harm- well, beyond the norm for the two of them anyways.

But no matter. He was a shinobi at the top of his game. And at half those fucker's age, he could easily put the kibosh on that shit. Which was why he was out here today to pick up his Naru.

As much as he longed to wait a while longer, he and his father couldn't afford for someone to manage to slip by them and tear Naru from their grasps. So today, he had decided to finally claim his little lifemate.

After all, no one would dare deny Hatake Kakashi, the demon white wolf his right to his mate.

Although just to make things more than a little bit legal and binding, he had requested that Minato push through the paperwork claiming Naru as his legally would put the council's in a huge bind that would take years to undo.

If they ever managed to undo it. But by then, he hoped that between himself and Minato, Naru's place in their lives would be secure and they would both have at least two of three kids each by then.

And once that happened anyone who thought that they could legally take Naru from his side would die screaming. Well...technically they would, and already have, depending on who one asked.

He'd lost count of the many, many different bodies that he'd dropped over the past eleven years or so. But it had been fairly peaceful up until this council shit had occurred.

Sighing, he looked down at his shoes and wondered if he had brought everything that he needed to claim his little mate. He had the blanket, the picnic stuff consisting of his special fried lemon herb chicken, the potato salad, some pie slices, cut up fruits and about a dozen ginger ales, and three grape flavored juices.

His girl tended to get thirsty when she ate enough.

Let's see, aside from all of that he had dressed himself in civilian garb, simple navy blue slacks, and a nice black button down dress shirt. He had flowers- white tulips with some lavender and pink bachelor buttons... Uh...some condoms- no! He shouldn't use those if he was attempting to do right by his girl, should he?

After all he needed her pregnant with his pups.

Still, he had packed some just in case she asked. But then again, despite living with two males, his girl barely seemed aware of any differences between genders- oh hell, he was going to drive himself mad if this kept up!

He had a nice ring, a white gold and blue diamond band that belonged to his late mother. It had become one of the few things aside from his new family that he actually treasured. He'd had it sized to fit Naru's slender ring finger. And he also had his father's old band for himself.

He was already wearing it in his ring finger though one would have to have X-ray vision to see it since it hand was stuffed in his pants pocket.

He hadn't bothered wearing his face mask, now any covering for his sharigan eye, though he did keep it closed for the time being. the last thing he needed was to walk through the village with it both uncovered and active.

The last time that he had done that, more than a third of the shinobi and civilians out on the streets of the village had fallen at his feet, scaring the hell out of him on so many levels that it was like Naru had just joined a terrorist cell and rained utter chaos and mayhem down on everyone's heads.

Let's see...uh, what else had he remembered to pack? Condoms, flowers, food, blanket, drinks, rings... Oh yeah, lube. He'd remembered to pack that thank god.

He would have hated to have to stop his claiming of Naru right at the good part when he was missing the lube. Especially when he doubted that she would even manage to get wet enough for him to claim her. At least, not without serious injury.

So lube was nice. In fact it was so nice that he planned to write a letter to the inventor just to tell him that he was a god among men.

He vaguely recalled leaving a note for Minato telling him not to wait up for him and Naru- and to fend for himself for tonight so that the man wouldn't panic and think that Naru had already been taken. So that was good too. Nothing said 'blue balls' better than a father who believed that his little darling was MIA and in the hands of weird people with bad or even weirder intentions.

He heard the bell for the school sound and lifted his head so that he could watch for his baby girl and had to beat back the feeling of nervous excitement the moment that he saw her step out of the school and begin walking in his direction.

His Naru looked just as beautiful and angelic as she had the day that Minato had brought her home as a baby. A week after the Kyubbi attack had taken place. She still had the heart shaped face, the sweet pink lips, the wide almost violet eyes and the same blond hair as her father, though it was a great deal longer and now that she was older it was liberally laced with reddish tints, giving her a lovely strawberry blond hair color that was considered rare among most girls and women since many of them were practically albino's.

The moment that she saw him standing there, her smile lit up and she practically skipped over to him.

She was wearing the outfit that he had bought for her last month, the one with the slightly more revealing than necessary heart shaped neckline and the skin tight cotton that fell to her tiny waist before flaring out at the bottom in a ruffled skirt that fell to her knees.

He'd picked the outfit out knowing that this day was coming and he had had dreams for about a year or so now about claiming his little mate while she wore such an innocent yet scandalous looking outfit.

It was just revealing enough to tempt and tease without showing off the goods, if Minato had seen her skipping off to school this morning wearing it then Kakashi had no doubts in his mind that the man may have broken a few of his bones for getting it for her.

"Kashi!" Naru chirped happily as she finally reached him. He smiled at her as he pushed himself away from the tree that he'd been leaning against and let her wrap her slender arms around his torso in her usual customary greeting while he wrapped his arms around her slender frame and took a moment to look around for prying eyes before figuring that the coast was clear and teleporting them both further into the woods by several miles.

They reappeared in a small clearing not too far from a nice creek, which Kakashi had figured earlier when he had been scouting for private areas where he could claim her, since the water would come in handy to clean Naru off some before he carried her home since he doubted that she would be feeling all that energetic by the time that he was done with her.

Especially since a true claiming took hours, sometimes even days.

Something that his younger mate was ill equipped to handle.

Finally releasing Naru, Kakashi let her step back from him without leaving reaching distance- she knew better than to move father than he allowed her too- so that she could take a moment to look around before she turned questioning eyes back to him. "Kashi?"

"It's okay Naru. I left a note for dad, he knows that your with me."

"But-"

"No but's sweetheart, everything has been taken care of. You don't need to cook or clean for us pesky boys today. Or even for the next week or so."

She blinked her wide eyes at him and stuttered for a moment, "I-I d-don't?" Apparently she was having a little bit of trouble understanding the reasons why. Though Kakashi wasn't overly worried about that right now. She'd understand soon enough.

"Are you hungry baby?" Kakashi asked as he reached out and gently combed his fingers through her long silken hair, feeling more than a little bit happy that she had left it down and unbound today since it would have hurt her when he tangled his fingers in it and pulled it during her claiming.

"O-Oh, um, a little bit." Naru replied causing his smile to grow a little bit more, so much so that his fangs began peeking from between his lips a tad.

"Okay, I'll set things up if you want to look around a bit, just don't leave my sight." She nodded her head mutely as he let his hand drop away from her so that he could reach for the basket that he had one arm looped through and paused for a moment when he realized that he had yet to give her the flowers and her ring. "Naru, come back here for a second." Kakashi said as he carefully dug out the small red velvet heart shaped ring box and the flowers as she moved back towards him and stopped just in front of him.

"Here baby. There belong to you. I picked the flowers because they are your favorites and the other thing is something that is meant just for you to wear... You will won't you?" He asked as he handed her the items and watched her expression carefully. She liked the flowers, that was his Naru for you- flowers made her happy. The jewelry however...only appeared to confuse her some. Probably because she didn't realize what significance it held for them both. And because she didn't know, she couldn't really answer him.

He should have thought of that before hand but he had figured that as a girl, she would be able to spot a wedding band from a mile away.

Others could. He thought with a mental shrug.

Opening the small box, he watched her take the white gold and diamond band out and study it for a moment before saying, "It's lovely Kashi. But today isn't my birthday." Making Kakashi want to slap himself for not telling her what it was before he handed it to her.

Instead he simply went with, "I know it isn't your birthday, but today is just as special to me. And hopefully one day it will be to you to."

She merely gave him another questioning look as he internally huffed some and reached out and took the ring from her before saying in a gentle chiding tone, "You wear it baby, not play with it." As he grasped her small hand in his own and slipped the band onto her ring finger and then paused for a moment to just stare at her hand and the ring.

Was it weird that just seeing the ring on her finger kind of made him hot? He wondered as he mentally shook himself and then leaned down and pressed a quick kiss against her soft lips and then quickly moved away to set the picnic up. Leaving Naru to her own vices for a few minutes before he called her back over to eat something.

She started to settle herself across from him, when he let out a warning growl and reached out and grabbed her hand and none too nicely pulled her down into his lap and pinned her there with an arm around her slender waist before he bothered to say anything.

"I'd much prefer for you to sit here in my lap," Kakashi said as he nuzzled his little mate's nape before pressing his lips to her shoulder, causing her to stiffen a little bit and make a soft 'eek' sound. Smiling softly against her creamy skin, he then began to fix her a plate of food with his free hand and then once done, picked up one of the clean forks that he had brought with him and used it to spear a few pieces of food before holding it up to her lips and saying, "Open your mouth for me sweetheart."

Naru complied easily, letting her big brother feed her every little morsel until she lightly tapped his wrist to let him know that she was finished. With that out of the way, Kakashi was quick to finish off anything that she hadn't managed to eat and then put the dishes away, not really caring all that much if more than just one of the food containers was upended into something else.

When that was done, he settled his hands on Naru's slender waist and lifted her so that he could turn her around to straddle his hips. Once he had her right where he wanted her, he looked at his adopted baby sister and lover with a weirdly contemplative expression on his handsome face before finally deciding to ask, "You're my girl, right Naru?"

"The one who loves you more than any others ever could?"

"Yeah."

"Then yes. I'm your girl."

"My special little hime? The one true love of my life?" Kakashi asked. Naru silently nodded her head, her expression grave. She was so beautiful and adorable- he almost couldn't wait for the claiming to get well underway, but first he and his little mate needed to have a serious talk so that he could sort of explain some of his, and her father's actions towards her these past few years.

But he wasn't sure just how much she would understand since he couldn't tell her the specifics of the 'why' of things. After all, just mentioning that the council wanted to take her from him and her dad might send her into hysterics.

She might begin questioning why he and her father weren't protecting her from those lunatics better, and he couldn't have that. So he'd have to word things very carefully and then explain to her that today he was going to make her his wife.

"What do you think of your father and I? I mean after what we've been doing together these past few years? Do you hate us for...stuff?" He asked curiously knowing that he was semi pussing out here, but he really felt like he needed to know what she thought of them.

Naru didn't seem to really know what he was asking her about. She knew that the dynamic of their little family unit was a little bit off-ish, but she had never really understood why that was.

To get the answer that she needed, she had began to ask other children things whenever she could. She had even tried asking Iruka sensei about family dynamics and had given an 'hypothetical' example of how hers worked, which had caused the man to panic and take her straight to her father.

He dad hadn't exactly been happy with her for putting him on the spot in such a way.

But he had assured Iruka that he would straighten things out and then waved him off and sent his Anbu away. And once they were gone and he had a nice privacy seal in place, he'd spent the better part of three hours sitting in his chair, forcing her small body to ride him. His use of her body had been a little bit rougher than usual, and had made her a bit sore, but she had withstood it until she had passed out.

He'd lectured her the day after about speaking of such things outside of home.

He'd emphasized that people talked. Sometimes a little too much.

And they didn't need people outside of their family knowing specific things. Which was his polite way of saying, 'Nothing is wrong with us, now drop the subject or face my wrath.' After that, Naru had spent some time thinking before putting together some of the missing pieces of the puzzle in her head.

Her father didn't want people knowing that he and Kakashi were having sex with her. Though she didn't know why.

"I-I don't hate you. I just don't really understand why you two are doing it." Naru finally said. It was as close to her coming right out and admitting that she liked a lot of the things that they did to her. And she felt kind of ashamed and embarrassed of that fact.

Kakashi brushed the back of his knuckles along the curve of her cheek as he studied her for a moment before saying, "Your dad and I love you Naru. So much so that if someone were to threaten your life, health and happiness we would take certain measures to make sure that you couldn't be touched. That would include sometimes doing things that normal people wouldn't do. Do you understand?"

She nodded her head as some more pieces of the puzzle subtly clicked into place in her mind. Kakashi smiled at her and then shifted his hand so that he could palm her nape before saying, "I'm glad that you don't hate us. We often stay up for days worrying ourselves sick." Which was true, they did worry about her hating them. But they worried about her being ripped away from them and destroyed far more.

"You...brought me out here for a reason today, didn't you?" Naru finally asked, her voice sounding very small and nervous.

"I did. But it isn't going to be anything too bad. We can go as slow as you feel the need to today. Doesn't that sound like fun?"

"I have homework, so not really."

"So homework takes precedence over taking care of your Kashi?" He asked playfully.

"It does if I wanna pass school and wipe the floor with that damned Sasuke jerk." Naru said cooly causing him to snort before muttering,

"You could always ask me to kick his ass for you."

"But that isn't half as much fun as beating him up myself!" Naru said as she placed her small hands against his chest as he ducked his head and laughed quietly, his shoulders shaking with unrestrained mirth before he lifted his head to look at her again, his expression quickly becoming more somber.

"That's understandable. But put those thoughts aside for right now and pay attention to me," Naru did as he instructed, though it seemed to take a bit more work on her end than it would on anyone else's. "Good girl. Now how do you want me?" He asked as he felt her small hands slowly petting him through his shirt. He wondered if she was even aware of what she was doing sometimes, but then shrugged off such things as a learned habit from her many lessons with him and her father.

"I think the better question is- how do you want me?" Naru replied under her breath.

"Underneath me," Kakashi said as he leaned in to lightly nip at her collarbone. "I want you underneath me, screaming my name over and over while I pump myself into your tight, slick little pussy. I want to feast on your delicious body. I want to taste your honeyed juices on my tongue. I want to pound myself so deeply inside of you that I knot you and fill you with my pups over and over again."

Naru blushed at his colorful, wicked words before he cut them off by sealing his lips over her own and toppled them over onto the blanket so that she was exactly where he wanted her.

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Minato stepped into his darkened home and frowned at the lack of light and movement from anyone. Usually both Kakashi and Naru would be here making out or something between preparing dinner for their small three person family unit.

However today his home was eerily silent and devoid of life.

Sighing, he reached out and turned on the hallway light and then shucked his Kage robes and his shoes before his sharp eyes noticed a small writing tablet sitting on the coffee table just a few feet away. Walking over, he leaned down a little bit and picked it up before he bothered to even read the neatly scrawled words written across the top page.

But when he did read it, he almost felt his heart stop.

The words were from Kakashi, and simple and to the point.

When we return, I will be your son in truth and deed.

Sinking to his knees where he stood, Minato stared at those words through teary eyes and wondered why Kakashi had bothered to leave a note and tell him that he would be claiming his baby girl as his mate and wife when there was nothing that Minato could do or say to sway him into waiting even a little bit longer.