Summary: In which Brainy is pregnant, Clark is confused, the girls want to give him baby stuff & Bruce just wants to go home.

Warning:

-Everyone's name getting thrown all over the place

-Over use of the word "gene"

-OOC(?)

-Mpreg

-Your milage may very

"BLAH" = Talking or air quote

'BLAH' = Thinking

Second warning:

There is a made up gene in this that is only here so I can brush off how the hell Brainy is pregnant. It was used in some Big Hero 6 RPs but barely mentioned besides once or twice. If I'm going to be honest, this was before learning about the alpha/omega/beta idea so my explination is worse. I'll one day fix this to be in the alpha/omega/beta verse since my shitty brush off is stupid.

This also takes place after my last oneshot in which Clark mistakenly mentioned he was dating, that I made for one ClarkxBrainy week.

"Hey Batman! What'cha reading?" Flash asked

Bruce groaned silently which made it seem more like a sigh, he had been stuck in the watch tower all week & had barely gotten any sleep. Diana had thankfully given him some good coffee & something to read this morning. It just so happened that Flash noticed him reading a front page news article.

"If you must know, some scientists managed to learn about some genes that have apparently been dormant in everyone. Why? Did you know them Wally?" Bruce muttered

Flash ignored Batman's grumpy mood & read over his shoulder. At some point Wonder Woman, Shayera, John & even Superman came over, due to getting interested. It seems that scientists had learned of some genes dubbed the doe gene & buck gene(1), they were discovered after a couple gay & even some straight couples got pregnant. While the gay couples would seem odd as it is since they're the same gender & all, the reason it was odd for the straight couples was because the males were getting pregnant. After some studying, tests & other things it was learned that the doe gene was the reason behind the men & women getting pregnant even in a "normal/traditional" pregnancy. On the other hand, the buck gene was how the "fathers" got the "mothers"(2) pregnant.

Shayera became a little curious & wondered if the women on Wonder Woman's island might have the gene, much to Diana's distress due to how awkward it was getting. On the other end Clark was getting a little worried about something, which no one seemed to notice... That is until Bruce noticed, despite being up for days he was still focused enough to see his friend squirm some.

"You worried about Querl?" Batman said, making Clark jump a little

Everyone then looked at Clark & got curious again. They hadn't gotten to fully met the mysterious Querl yet, Bruce had been nice enough to show them pictures but they still had yet to meet him. Clark had his reasons though which Bruce respected despite teasing him about not telling everyone that he was dating. Querl was still considered Brainiac 5 which meant he could still be in danger since the league wasn't to fond of his ancestor, Brainiac. At the most everyone only knew Brainy was a green alien that had an IQ that could beat Lex Luthor's. They were also aware that Clark's adopted parents knew of his relationship & about the green alien.

Clark started to stutter & ran off like when everyone learned the first time about his relationship & just like last time everyone chased him. Bruce snickered & noticed J'ohn walk over to switch so Bruce could go home. Bruce nodded & went home so he could sleep...

-TAKE US HOME CASEY!-

"Brainy, I'm home." Clark sighed as he walked threw the door

Not only did he hide for most of the day but then almost forgot his notes for work. To top it all off Clark was worried about the possibility that Brainy had the doe gene, neither were ready to be parents even if the idea interested Clark. He sighed as he tried to shake the idea from his head... That is until he saw Brainy sitting a stool, he was in blue jeans that made it to the caves of his legs & was in a white long sleeved, shoulderless shirt but what surprised Clark was that Brainy was holding something.

"U-Uh Brainy?"

"Hmm?"

"What is that?..."

-A week later-

When Clark was teleported to the Watch Tower he looked tired, it was he'd been un able to come into work the last couple days until Brainy finally told him to just go to work already & then had Batman drag him in the best he could.

"So what happened?" Bruce asked as they had lunch

Clark sighed "Brainy tested positive for pregnancy... I was up part of the mornings this week while he had morning sickness... The other part was me trying to read parenting books & calling my folks for advice..."

"It seems even aliens aren't immune to this..." Bruce said before drinking some coffee, Clark just nodded in agreement

Everything peaceful for the most part until later in the week when he got home. Brainy was looking at some of the books Clark bought when he noticed said man walk in with a card board box.

"... Do I want to ask?" Brainy said before getting up to help his boyfriend

"It would seem that someone heard me & Bruce mention you were pregnant... Many of the girls though it'd be a good idea to give us baby clothes..." Clark sighed before showing Brainy the items in the box

Brainy smiles a little & holds up some baby booties

"At least we can use some of this for the baby..."

-The end-

1) I blame Rise of the Guardians fanfics that talk about buck & doe pooka. Also to make thing kind a clear(I dunno I'm loopy right now) an uke has the doe gene, a seme has the buck gene & a seke has both.

2) I forget why I put quotes, I know some of the mentioned mothers are men & some of the mentioned fathers are female but technically that is the correct term so I'm just calling them that. I dunno what I'm getting at, I'm starting to get loopy due to it being night time...